Everyone knew that Ouyang Lei must be talking nonsense, but now no one had the time to think about what was going on, and the four people were chasing after him.
Daoji looked at the cow and four people running on the mountain, smiled slightly, and a golden light lit up on his body. The golden light flashed, and Daoji disappeared on the spot and came to the top of the east mountain.
At this time, there were two "people" on Dongshantou doing something that is prohibited for people under the age of 18 to watch.
"Sister Nanny, that damn scalper is so annoying. He keeps pestering us two sisters, so that we don't even have time to get intimate with each other." A very charming and ecstatic voice came, and Daoji felt like he was all over his body when he heard it.
It's a shake.
Another rather mature female voice said: "Don't worry, Sister Shui, I used the 'loyalty to serve the country' last night. The scalpers are probably still recovering in their own territory. The two of us sisters will... you know
Oh~"
Daoji shook his head. In this era when there are more wolves and less meat, it is not natural for girls to still engage in lilies. Fortunately, he is a monk. Otherwise, I am afraid he will also face a severe shortage of girls.
These two "people" are none other than the cow essence from Dongshantou and the buffalo essence from Xishantou that Huangniu Jing just thought of.
When the two lesbians were enjoying the unbearable pleasure of life, suddenly a shout came from a distance: "Sister Cow, help me, hurry up and save me..."
The cow spirit was shocked when she heard this. She hugged the buffalo spirit in her arms and said, "Sister, what's going on? This guy should be struggling to even get on the kang. Why did he come to me?"
The buffalo spirit was a little panicked. He placed his little head on the buffalo spirit's chest and said, "Sister, what should we do now? If he finds out that the two of us are actually...will he chop us up?"
The cow spirit shook his head and said: "Probably not. Although his second cousin is Taishang Laojun's horse, his ability is really not that good? I'm not afraid that he will kill us. At most, he will kill us.
However, he seemed to be calling for help just now, not bad, not bad, for a while we just need to do this, this, and this, and then..."
If the scalper was normal, he would definitely not take Ouyang Lei and the other four players in the foundation building stage seriously. Even the players in the golden elixir stage were just scum in the eyes of the scalper with a combat power of only five, but now
The situation is different.
"If I hadn't fought with the cow spirit for 300 rounds last night, how could I not have defeated you guys?" The cow spirit transformed into a human form and shouted while running.
At this time, a man ran over from the side. He looked a bit like a monk, but more like a beggar. He had a strange smell on his body, which was even more disgusting than if he hadn't showered in a month.
"Three...three...three hundred rounds? Can you...can...be honest."
"Okay, there are only two hundred rounds." The scalper replied, while looking at the monster next to him, wondering, what kind of monster is this? It's a skunk, no, the skunk is much more fragrant than him!
"Little...less...less come...who doesn't know who...who...tell...tell...tell the truth..."
The scalper was startled. He had heard that some monsters in the world had developed clairvoyance and ears. However, this kind of magic was later used to peek at women bathing and couples, so it was also called a
Eyes of A and ears of V. Could it be that this person has developed the eyes of A and the ears of V?
"Okay, I admit, it's actually only twenty rounds." After saying this, Huang Niujing's face turned red, red and yellow, and suddenly turned orange.
Daoji smiled disdainfully and said in a low voice: "I...I told...you...if I hadn't stolen...stole...stole vegetables with...with...your second cousin...I
I’m too lazy to save...save...save you...to be honest!"
When I heard about my second cousin uncle, it was Taishang Laojun’s mount. The guy next to me actually knew my second cousin uncle. It seemed that either the mount came down from the sky or it must be some big monster in the mortal world, and
I don't know what it is about him that smells so disgusting. I am so unkempt and unhygienic that I almost vomited, which shows that he is an expert.
"Okay, I admit, I couldn't do it after two rounds yesterday. But senior, how did you know? What is your relationship with my second cousin?"
"Child... child... child... my identity must be... kept... secret... you two... two... two..."
As soon as the scalper heard that his identity was kept secret, he knew that he was an expert sent from heaven to complete a secret mission, so he nodded and agreed: "I am the second! I am the second! I am the second best!"
"Your second...second...second cousin...is injured...if you have time, go...go...go and have a look...and...just...just give...yours...to...
Leave it to the people behind... to stay..."
After listening to Daoji's words, the scalper shouted "Ya Zhudie"!
"No, this thing is my treasure. I'm seven feet tall... um... six feet five... um... ok~ How can I, a tall, six-foot man, be chased by a few mortals and give 'that' to others?
Well, how will I behave as a person in the future?"
"Big...big...real men can stretch...can...contract...you have to endure it."
The scalper covered his crotch with his hands and said sternly: "No! I won't do it! If I give this to them, I won't be able to stretch anymore. Two rounds are not rounds? I haven't reached the first round yet! No way!"
I won’t do it!”
Daoji pinched his nose and said, "Who...who...who said where it is...I said...said...it was your horns."
Once the scalper heard this, he felt much more relieved. Since it is not his lifeblood, then he will give it to others. And now that he is not strong enough, he should really practice hard. If he goes to find his second cousin, maybe
Is there any immortal magic that can help you improve faster?
Daoji saw the scalper giggling while yating, and said to himself: "Your second cousin...all...all...made us drink...I guess you still...still...don't know."
"
"What?" Huang Niu Jing seemed to have heard Daoji mention his second cousin just now, but he didn't hear what he was talking about specifically.
Daoji smiled, picked the other nostril and said: "I said your second... second... second... second cousin might have a more... better... this pair... you still...
It’s…not needed yet.”
The scalper thought the same thing, how could his second cousin, the majestic Taishang Laojun's horse, not have anything good, so he endured the severe pain and asked Daoji to break off all his horns.
Then Huang Niu Jing thanked Dao Ji profusely, and finally turned around and left here to find his second cousin.
Daoji smiled slightly, watched the cow spirit leave, then waved his hand and threw a pair of horns to the east, hitting the cow spirit and buffalo spirit.
