"Hey hey hey~" The little baby didn't have the delicious leather shoes to chew on. He twisted his little butt wrapped in diapers with some protest and struggled hard in Gu Ruoqian's arms.
Gu Ruoqian was attracted by the small milky fragrance on his body, and secretly laughed at his small movements: "Aunt? There is no aunt here~ This is only uncle, come on, call me uncle~"
The child didn't know whether he understood or not. He just stared at Gu Ruoqian with wide eyes and looked at Gu Ruoqian curiously for a long time. After confirming that this "monster" did not mean any harm, he grinned and chuckled. While laughing, his chubby little hands and feet
He kept swinging wildly in the air, as if trying to grab Gu Ruoqian's tie.
"Hey, little guy, what do you want to do! Don't move around, or else, be careful of uncle spanking you~" Gu Ruoqian lowered his head, amused by his self-satisfied behavior, and couldn't help but reach out and squeeze his chubby little arms.
, said softly.
I don't know if his "threatening" words had an effect or if his hand squeezed the baby. In short, in just a short while, the baby's face suddenly changed, from being happy to crying!
"Hey, hey, hey, baby, what's wrong with you? Why are you crying? Hey!" Gu Ruoqian was startled by his sudden cry and wanted to comfort him, but the child cried harder and harder, as if
It feels like I have been greatly wronged!
Gu Ruoqian was fussing around holding the child when he suddenly heard someone shouting in front of him: "Hey, who are you! Why are you holding my son! Put him down quickly! Otherwise I will be rude to you!"
Gu Ruoqian was startled and looked up, only to see Cen Yu standing ten steps away from him with a murderous look, holding a, uh, colored water spray gun in his hand, looking at him angrily!
Seeing it was Gu Ruoqian, Cen Yunong's face instantly drooped, but she still held the water gun and stared at Gu Ruoqian without slackening.
"Is he your son?" Gu Ruoqian looked at the baby in his arms, and then at Cen Yunong, who was holding a water gun and looking alert.
In fact, there was no need for her to say it herself, because the expression on her face said it all.
If it wasn't her biological son, why would she be so nervous!
Gu Ruoqian got the answer from Cen Yunong's expression, so he smiled softly, looked up at Cen Yunong, and said softly: "He is very beautiful. He deserves to be your son. But, does the Gu family know?"
"You need to take care of it!" Cen Yunong shouted, "Put him on the ground quickly, put him on the ground between us, and then retreat! Otherwise, I will, I will be covered in cold water!"
Her threat looked so ridiculous and pale that Gu Ruoqian chuckled and looked at her with handsome eyes, "Just use this cold water gun?"
"Chi—" As soon as he finished speaking, he was sprayed with cold water on his face!
"Hey, woman!" Gu Ruoqian didn't expect that Cen Yunong really meant what he said. He was unprepared for a moment and was sprayed by her. Fortunately, he had been holding the child tightly, otherwise he would have had to throw the child away!
"How about it, let it go or not!" Cen Yunong sneered and said through gritted teeth.
"Okay, okay, you are cruel!" Gu Ruoqian gritted his teeth and forced out these words from between his teeth.
He reached out and wiped the cold water from his face, then gently placed Little Bao'er on the grass between the two of them. Little Bao'er giggled, suddenly turned over, and still struggled to crawl towards him!
"Hey, brat! Why are you eating the inside out like this? Come back!" Seeing his son's failure, Cen Yu shouted with hatred, stepped forward, grabbed his son's diaper, and lifted him up.
mid-air.
Gu Ruoqian was stunned by this series of difficult acrobatic moves. He never expected that a mother could be as tough as Cen Yunong!
"Hey, ahem, do you want to consider the safety of your child?" Gu Ruoqian had no choice but to speak.
Cen Yunong gave him a big roll of his eyes, meaning "I want you to take care of it!" Then he hugged his youngest son and ran back to the house!
She turned around and was about to slam the door shut, but unexpectedly, she was forced in by a man.
"You!" Cen Yunong turned around impatiently and found that it was the hateful intruder Gu Ruoqian, "Get out of here, you are not welcome here!"
However, Gu Ruoqian's face had become so thick-skinned for some time, and he turned a deaf ear to Cen Yunong's warning. Instead, he smiled gently, walked up to Cen Yunong, leaned over and reached out to tease the little Bao'er in her arms.
.
"What's his name?" Gu Ruoqian looked at Cen Yunong with a smile.
"My name is Xiao..." Cen Yunong reacted suddenly, "Why should I tell you his name? What obligations and responsibilities do I have to tell you!"
"He seems to have peed." Gu Ruoqian raised his head, looked at Cen Yunong's beautiful eyes that were almost on fire, and slowly stated this fact.
"Have you peed?" Cen Yunong lowered his head and saw that the diaper wrapped around his son's butt was wet again.
"Hey, brat! Mommy just changed it for you! You, you have the guts to pee all over Mommy! You!" Before Cen Yunong's lecture ended, he saw that Gu Ruoqian had already stretched out his hand to pee the little baby.
He picked him up, put him gently on the sofa, and untied the diaper wrapped around the baby's butt with ease, and then raised his head to tease the squirming little baby, "Yeah, yeah, baby is the best, baby is the best."
good."
Cen Yunong was a little stunned and couldn't believe the scene in front of him!
She really didn't expect that a grown man, a man who seemed to be completely career-oriented, could actually be a "nanny"! And it was the kind of high-end nanny that an agency could hire for only 5,000 yuan a month!
"Why are you still standing there? Where are the diapers?" After wiping baby Bao'er's butt, Gu Ruoqian raised his head and frowned at the expectant mother Cen Yunong who was standing there.
Obviously, the child's mother obviously does not have the professional qualities of a qualified mother. Faced with her son's "Xiangxiang", she is obviously still a little, um, mysophobic and at a loss.
"Oh, diapers, here, here..." Cen Yunong came back from his daze and instinctively turned around to look for diapers, but suddenly realized a serious problem.
"Hey, this is my home!"
"So?" Gu Ruoqian squinted his eyes and looked impatiently at the little woman in front of him whose brain was a little out of line.
"So," Cen Yunong's eyes widened, "I will take care of my son by myself!"
She declared confidently and glared at Gu Ruoqian with her hands on her hips.
A slight smile appeared on Gu Ruoqian's thin lips. He raised his warm eyes to look at her, his tone sounded suspicious and chuckled: "You?" Although he was very suspicious.
"Yes, it's me! He's my son! Of course I'll take care of him!" Cen Yunong unconsciously raised her tone, as if doing so would embolden her courage. Although, this is her own son.
"Okay, since you said he is your son. Then," Gu Ruoqian raised his eyes and looked at Cen Yunong, the sneer on his lips became more intense, "What's his name?"
"Xiao Feng!" After Cen Yunong finished speaking, he realized that he had been deceived by someone again!
Sure enough, the smile on Gu Ruoqian's lips grew stronger. He leaned down, stretched out his slender fingers, and gently teased the little baby lying on the soft sofa. He coaxed in a gentle tone, "Xiao Feng."
, your name is Xiaofeng, right?"
As if he understood what he said, the little guy laughed loudly, and while laughing, he tried hard to clap his fleshy little palms.
This scene of "father is kind and son is filial" completely angered Cen Yunong! When had her son ever smiled so flatteringly at her? From the time he was born, she had been pulling him to grow up, but this kid never
She has never smiled so sweetly at her like she did with Gu Ruoqian!
Well, although she is not a particularly competent mother, something often happens. She either forgets to change her son's diaper or forgets to breastfeed her son.
So her carelessness forced a group of male friends around her to become infant and child experts one by one.
For example, Feng Xianrong's skills in feeding and boiling milk to Xiaofeng are unparalleled in the world. And Zhou Ziqiao is even more of a babysitter. Professional level.
Usually when they are at home, Cen Yunong is not allowed to touch Xiaofeng - to avoid major problems with Xiaofeng's personal health and safety!
All the resentments that had been ridiculed by a group of men broke out at this moment. Cen Yunong stepped forward, pushed Gu Ruoqian aside unceremoniously, and then leaned over, wanting to have a close contact with his son.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he lowered his head, he saw his son's penis suddenly poking up, and then with lightning speed, it covered Cen Yunong's head and face!
Gu Ruoqian was watching all this happening, and naturally he did not miss the wonderfully changing expressions on Cen Yunong's face. He couldn't bear it anymore, and finally burst into laughter without any image!
"Hahahahaha! You, hahahahaha!"
Gu Ruoqian's expressionless laughter made Cen Yunong even more furious. She looked at herself in the mirror opposite: the hair on her face and forehead was completely wet by her son's "golden wine", and it was flowing down her cheeks.
Tick-tock-tock dripped down.
And Gu Ruoqian, that outsider, the inexplicable outsider, is holding his belly in his hands at this moment, laughing without any gentlemanly manner!
Laugh! Laugh your ass off! I’ll make you laugh!
Cen Yu gritted his teeth secretly, turned around, stretched out his hand to wipe his face, and wiped the wet liquid on his hand fiercely towards Gu Ruoqian's handsome face!
"Ah!" How did Gu Ruoqian know that she had this trick? He was dumbfounded immediately! But Cen Yunong found an opportunity to take advantage of it, and was smeared with gold wine on his face!
"Hahahaha!" This time it was Cen Yunong's turn to laugh out loud. She covered her stomach and laughed wildly.
"You, you woman!" Gu Ruoqian bit his lip, gritted his teeth and looked at the little woman who was laughing wildly. For the first time, he realized that the self-control he was so proud of was so fragile!
At this moment, he really wanted to strangle this ignorant little woman to death with his own hands!