In a blink of an eye, it was time for the final exam of the second grade of junior high school. In this entire semester, Gao Zijian learned nothing because he didn’t study at all, and he didn’t prepare any cheat sheets for the exam. Don’t ask, this exam
As for the results, not to mention the bottom ten, but also the bottom eleven.
Because his performance has always been very stable, always around this ranking. After the exam, several of them went to Dajun's house to play. It didn't matter if Dajun was there, the quality of the exam only mattered. Anyway, his grandma gave him the test
During the parent-teacher meeting, his parents were out of town and didn't care about him at all, and they couldn't control him, so now he is the most relaxed person here.
Shi Bing's grades are pretty good, in the middle and upper reaches, and there is no need to worry too much. Not to mention Chen Chao and Liu Shijie, their parents have given up on their studies long ago, and the parent-teacher conferences always come to meet them and then disappear. Chen Chao and Liu Shijie
Chao, Liu Shijie, Shi Bing, and Da Jun are all playing poker together. This guy is so happy.
Only Gao Zijian was depressed next to him. He smoked a cigarette and said, "Hey, this exam is over again. What do you think we should do at this parent-teacher meeting? If my mother knew that I had such bad grades again, she would have to come with me."
I'm impatient, damn, it seems I can't escape this time."
Shi Bing smiled and said, "Hey, you deserve it. Who told you not to study every day? I play all day long just like you, but we listen carefully in class. When you get there, you sleep all day in class, go out to play after class, and go home.
If you don't study even after you have passed the exam, if you can get good marks in the exam, then you can just get the same results as you, who is still studying the books of saints and sages."
Gao Zijian scolded, "Hurry up and move Tudouzi for me. Go and roll the ball. I'm so fucking upset right now. You didn't tell me to help my brother, but you actually made sarcastic remarks. You should learn your feelings."
, you don’t have to worry. If I can learn it, I won’t learn it. You don’t know. When I read the book, my mood is heavier than visiting the grave. Hey~ Forget it, asking you is useless.
ask."
Chen Chao said while playing poker, "Zijian, if you ask me, just don't tell your parents about the parent-teacher conference and that's it. If you don't hold it, nothing will happen."
Gao Zijian chuckled and said, "Oh, you think I want to tell them? Even if I don't tell them, if I know that no one in my class is going to hold a parent-teacher meeting for me, I have to call him personally."
My parents can't do it. I will be even worse by then. My mother will break my legs with a stick. Man, I'm still young and don't want to become a disabled person so early."
Liu Shijie smiled and said, "Hey, Xiao Jianzi, it depends on what you said, she is your biological mother after all, isn't it? But seriously, why is your family so strict in upbringing? The child is already so old, and you still care about it?
What, I almost got quilt."
Gao Zijian said helplessly, "I can't help it. My family has always been like this. I have lived in such a strict family since I was a child. You don't know what it's like to be in dire straits. My mother is a very face-saving person. My relatives have
Every one of my children is very good at studying, but I am the worst. Do you think she can’t get angry? Hey, it’s my fault. I’ve never been embarrassed by my family, but I’m so fucking embarrassed.”
Liu Shijie glanced at him and said, "Fuck, let me be honest, your family is so strict and you can become like this? It's really not easy. If it's not strict, I guess you don't know what to do?"
When Gao Zijian heard that he was trying to seduce himself and that he was being criticized for being bad, he curled his lips and said, "If I hadn't learned from you guys, I would have been rated as one of the top three students a long time ago."
Chen Chao looked at him and said, "What? You are still a good student? Just you, you don't look in the mirror to see how virtuous you are. Did you say that there was a fight in the school that you were not involved in? Your mind is full of bad moves.
, if I really want to judge, you are also the worst student." As soon as he finished speaking, the four of them all became happy.
Gao Zijian was not in the mood to tease them, and said seriously, "Brothers, let's stop making trouble for now. What am I serious about? Who can give me an idea? At least let me get through this parent-teacher meeting."
Ah, I don’t want to see my mother’s face that is full of hostility towards me again.”
Dajun said casually, "That's what you said. I have nothing to do in school, so why do I have to hold a parent-teacher meeting? If I want to hold a parent-teacher meeting, my parents don't have to go there. It would be fine if I could find a relative to help hold it. Your class
Lao Yu can't call your home anymore, for fear that the relative will spill the beans and it will be over if you tell your parents."
Gao Zijian thought about his words for a while, then his head turned, and he had a solution at that time. He said excitedly, "Oh my army, do you still have your damn IQ? I didn't see it. Okay, brothers, I have thought of a solution."
Yes, I’m sure the problem will be solved. It’ll work this time, so there’s no need to worry.”
The four people looked at him and asked in unison, "What can we do?"
Gao Zijian said with a smile, "I can't tell you yet, you just have to wait and see the results the day after tomorrow, haha."
Early the next morning, Gao Zijian didn't even eat breakfast, so he went to the labor market. There were some temporary workers there, including laborers, lathes, fitters, riveters, etc. The purpose of his coming
It's not that he wants to find work for them, but he's here for his parent-teacher conference.
Yesterday, when he heard that Da Jun was talking about finding relatives to hold a parent-teacher meeting, he thought of a clever plan. It was so unsafe to find relatives. It would be bad if his parents found out. He planned to go to the labor market to hire a 40-year-old man.
They pretended to be his uncle and went to hold a parent-teacher meeting for him. You think this kid's idea is quite extraordinary. Most people would never think of it, especially Lao Yu. Who knew that there would be hiring people to hold a parent-teacher meeting?
Come on, I guess this Gao Zijian is also the first person in history.
Gao Zijian walked around the market. Most of them were relatively young, mostly in their 30s. This was not suitable for being a parent. He walked slowly. At this time, in a corner, there was a man in his 40s.
A 20-year-old man caught his attention. This man looked quite honest and honest. He had a small sign in front of him with two words written on it, 'Hard Worker'. Finally he saw one he was quite satisfied with, and he thought to himself, '
Okay, that's him." Gao Zijian walked over and asked, "Uncle, I have a job for you, will you do it?"
When the middle-aged man saw that he was a student, he asked casually, "What kind of job are you doing, young man? I'm just a laborer. I can smash a wall or move something."
Gao Zijian said, "No, no, why are you smashing down a wall? That's a lot of trouble. Let me ask you something, how much do you usually get paid for a job like this?"
The middle-aged man said, "What kind of work will be divided into? If it is a tiring job, the maximum is 50 yuan per time, and light work is only 2.30 yuan. It is not expensive. In this labor market, my salary is the lowest." At that time.
The labor workers there didn't make much money, unlike today's labor workers who earn hundreds of dollars a day.
Gao Zijian said with a smile, "Look, uncle, I have a job here. You don't have to do anything. As for you, just sit and listen to what others say. It will take about half an hour."
The middle-aged man was treated like a scumbag. How can such a good thing in the world be like this? If you don’t work, you will get paid. How can there be such a job in the world except for officials? After thinking about it, he said casually, "No, you
If you don't learn well at this young age, why do you come here to do pyramid schemes? I'm telling you, you are breaking the law, do you know? Get out quickly. I see you are still a student, so don't go astray.
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Gao Zijian nodded and said, "Yes, yes, I will withdraw, I will withdraw..." But he immediately reacted and said, "I will withdraw whatever you want, no uncle, I am not a pyramid scheme, what do you think, I
I'm still a junior high school student, can I do that?"
The middle-aged man asked, "Well, since you are not a pyramid scheme, why are you still talking nonsense? What a good thing, you can get money without working?"
Gao Zijian smiled and simply said, "Uncle, our school is going to hold a parent-teacher meeting, and I... my grades were so bad this time, so I don't have the shame to ask my parents to hold a parent-teacher meeting for me.
, I just want to find an adult to take my place temporarily, so you go and just sit and listen to our teacher for a while and that’s it. I don’t have much money, so I’ll give you ten yuan. What do you think?
Sample?"
When the middle-aged man heard this, he understood this time that his feelings asked him to pretend to be his relative and hold a parent-teacher conference for him. He said casually, "Well, you kids are really messing around. Come on, you can't even hold a parent-teacher conference."
It’s okay, anyway, sometimes I don’t have a living, so I’ll just go and give you a prescription, then let’s make an agreement, and it’ll only cost you ten yuan?”
Gao Zijian said, "Yes, it's only ten yuan, and it will only take you half an hour."
The middle-aged man said, "When can I drive it for you?"
Gao Zijian said, "Tomorrow at four o'clock in the afternoon, you come to the gate of Xinyang Middle School and I will wait for you, okay?"
The middle-aged man said, "Okay, I will be there on time tomorrow, so we have agreed, don't fool me into not coming then."
Gao Zijian smiled and said, "How can I do that? Uncle, don't worry, I was worried that you wouldn't come. Okay, then I'll go. Tomorrow at four o'clock, Xinyang Middle School." After saying that, he turned and left the labor market.
The big stone in his heart finally fell to the ground, and he no longer had to worry about holding parent-teacher conferences.
On the day of the parent-teacher meeting, all five of them came to the school gate, not to come to school, but to see what Gao Zijian said was the best way to completely solve the parent-teacher meeting.
Chen Chao said, "Zijian, what on earth are you thinking of and hiding? Please tell me quickly."
Gao Zijian smiled and said nothing, and Liu Shijie said, "Hey, Xiao Jianzi, don't you want to tell us that you are going to hold a parent-teacher meeting for yourself?"
Gao Zijian said, "Fuck, are you a fucking idiot? Even if I wanted to, Lao Yu wouldn't do it, damn."
Shi Bing looked at him and said, "I dare say that you must have thought of some bad move again. It's not a good thing to be designated. I'm just waiting to watch the show."
After a while, the middle-aged man who worked hard appeared. Gao Zijian waved to him and shouted, "Uncle, uncle, here it is, here it is."
The middle-aged man came over and said, "This place is quite easy to find. Can I go in now?"
Gao Zijian said, "Yes, you can just go in now. It's on the second floor of the teaching building. It's for classes 2 and 7. These five yuan are the deposit. I'll give you another five yuan after the opening. Remember, uncle, you go in."
From now on, just say it’s my old uncle, and my name is Gao Zijian. Remember, but don’t reveal the truth. If our teacher asks you something, just give her a few words, but don’t say anything else, our teacher is too selfish.
There are plenty." As he spoke, Gao Zijian handed him five yuan. These ten yuan were almost a week's pocket money for Gao Zijian. He felt so distressed, but there was nothing he could do. In order to solve the problem, he had to do this.
Already.
After taking the money, the middle-aged man said, "Don't worry, little kid, I've assigned my uncle to take care of it for you. You can just wait here with peace of mind." After saying that, the middle-aged man walked towards the school.
The other four people were listening to the conversation between the two people just now. Chen Chao asked with a look of disbelief, "Holy shit, where did you get this person from? What the hell is this?
What happened? Why did you pay back the money?"
Liu Shijie could tell that he knew something. He smiled and said, "Xiao Jianzi, you can do it. You actually found someone to hold the parent-teacher meeting on your behalf. Tell me, where did you find this person?"
Dajun also said, "Zijian, isn't this person a relative of yours?"
Shi Bing rolled his eyes at him and said, "It's not unfair to say that your mind is confused. Why do you need to pay for a parent-teacher conference with your relatives?"
Da Jun blinked and said, "That's right, what's going on?"
Gao Zijian smiled and said, "How about it, brothers? Yes, let me tell you, I found this person in the labor market. I hired him for ten yuan. He is completely done. I will never have to worry about holding parent-teacher meetings again."
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Chen Chao's face turned blue and he said, "I...fuck, this is okay, you're cruel, I'm totally convinced."
Liu Shijie burst out laughing and said, "Oh my little boy, you are really good at fixing things. I can think of all these things. I admire your IQ so much. You are really wise. You are so wise."
It didn't take long for this incident to spread in their small circle. This guy was so popular that many people imitated him. As long as they were afraid of their parents going to hold parent-teacher conferences, they would almost all hire someone to hold one.
There was a parent-teacher meeting, and in an instant, Gao Zijian became a "savior" hero. This holiday passed quickly, and in the blink of an eye, it was time to start school again. This year is his last year of junior high school. He is in the third year of junior high school.