Dajun leaned against the wall and said, "I'm talking about Er Mao. It's almost over now. Why are you still talking about it? Isn't this military training for five days? If you insist on it for five more days, it will be over. Come on, it will be over in a flash.
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Er Mao scratched his face with his hands and said with a painful expression, "Oh, let me go. I have been exhausted these five days, let alone another five days. Does anyone have any good ideas? Can you give me some advice?
First, thank you."
He Yang smiled and said, "This is not easy. Just pretend to be sick, go to the infirmary and find an excuse, and then ask the school doctor to give you two days of sick leave."
Shi Bing shook his head and said, "This trick has been outdated for a long time. I guess the school doctor has already prepared it. Even if I can give you a day off, it will only be two days at most. You want to take five days off? I see it, no one is a fool, don't you have a cold?"
If you have a fever, the most you can say is diarrhea."
Er Mao sighed and said, "Hey, heaven and earth, who will save this poor person like me? I don't want to be exposed to the sun anymore. My skin can't stand it. I have such a fair and tender complexion."
Zhou Liang scolded, "Bah, you are such a slut with a fair and tender complexion? You can't tease us, okay? You are making an international joke. You don't even look at your own appearance. You look like an African."
You are of mixed blood, and you can't even find it in a pile of coal. You still have the nerve to talk about your skin color. What is your skin color? You are just like a ball of coal."
As soon as he finished speaking, everyone else was so amused that they laughed. Er Mao is darker, similar to Louis Koo, but a little more serious than him. It's just that he deliberately changed his color for personality.
, and this is his natural color.
This made Er Mao angry, and he pointed at Zhou Liang and yelled, "****, you're not as good as a fucking African half-breed. You're such a badass, you're just a product created by the Eight-Power Allied Forces."
Gao Zijian smiled and said to them, "Okay, brothers, stop bickering. I'm telling you Ermao. I have a clever plan, but I just don't know if you are willing to give it a try?"
When Er Mao heard that he had a solution, he asked with bright eyes, "What solution? As long as I can avoid military training, I will definitely do it. If you can do this for me, I will definitely arrange lunch for you in the two days. How about it?"
?The treatment is good.”
Gao Zijian said funny, "Hey, it's all a trivial matter. Who among us is following whom? The main thing is that you are happy. Look over there, do you see that brick in the ground?" He said, pointing with his finger.
A square brick in the distance.
Er Mao asked a little puzzled, "You saw it, what's going on? What does this brick have to do with our military training? Don't tell me that it's useless, I'm telling you something serious."
Shi Bing and Da Jun were secretly enjoying themselves. They knew that Gao Zijian was about to make a damaging move again.
Gao Zijian said seriously, "Nonsense, who are you kidding? Brick has nothing to do with our military training, but it has a lot to do with you asking for leave and not having military training. The most important thing is that Brick
Woolen cloth."
Er Mao asked dumbly, "What... what is this? I don't want military training, but what does this have to do with Brick? I don't understand, can you tell me?"
Gao Zijian said with a wicked smile, "You still need to ask me, is it obvious? It's so simple. If you don't want military training, I can just hit your head with this brick. Don't say five days, keep it."
You don't have to come to school for two weeks."
Er Mao pointed at Gao Zijian and cursed, "Gao Zijian, my **** uncle, I don't need you to tell me, I know this, this brick is going to kill me? I know you don't have any good intentions,
I can tell, you have no other ability than making bad ideas."
Everyone else was laughing nearby. Shi Bing walked over and patted Er Mao on the shoulder and said, "Brother, forget it, it's still military training. Don't risk your life for this matter."
Er Mao was completely speechless. He pointed at them one by one and gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, you guys are really good..."
The others looked at each other and laughed again.
At this time, Liu Zhanbin led a dozen people and came over. Er Mao saw him coming over and whispered, "Brothers, that Liu Zhanbin is here."
Gao Zijian glanced at it and said casually, "Come here as long as you want. It's his business. It's none of our business."
After Liu Zhanbin came over, he looked at them left and right and asked in an arrogant tone, "Hey, which class are you in?"
Shi Bing didn't answer, but looked at him closely. For such people, Shi Bing always ignored them. He didn't even bother to say a word to them, and didn't want to talk to them at all.
Dajun casually said at this moment, "What happened to the second class?" He wanted to see what Liu Zhanbin wanted to do?
Liu Zhanbin ignored his words, turned to look at Gao Zijian and Ermao, and asked, "Where are you? Which class are you in?"
Gao Zijian took a puff of cigarette, looked at him, did not answer, and then turned his face to the other side.
Er Mao said with a smile, "We are from Class 13, what can I do for you?"
Liu Zhanbin squinted his glasses and said, "Class 13? I'm looking for you guys from Class 13. Do you know where the two grandsons Jiu Mengzhi and Nan You are?"
Zhou Liang interjected, "We really don't know about this. Jiu Mengzhi doesn't have much contact with us, and Nanyou is not in the same class as us. We don't know him at all."
Ermao also said, "Yes, we are just smoking here and have nothing to do with them. How do we know about them?"
Liu Zhanbin said with a serious look on his face, "Fuck, it's so hard to ask something. Aren't you in the same class as Jiu Mengzhi? When you see him, tell him and say that the matter last time is not over yet. Mom
Yes, you are playing hide-and-seek with me because you think you will be fine in a few days? Do you really think I am a fake? Remember what I said and tell him without moving."
Er Mao nodded and said, "Okay, I'll definitely tell him when I see him later."
Liu Zhanbin shook his head and said, "Let's go back." After saying that, he turned around and left with his people.
Shi Bing laughed and said, "Tsk, fuck, look, he's just pretending like this. I've never seen anyone like this in my whole life. He's so fucking old, and he's still doing this."
, If you just rely on your words to scare people, the world will be peaceful long ago, and then the self-defense counterattack between Vietnam and Vietnam will not happen? Damn, what a joke."
Er Mao said casually, "Bingzi, you are going too far. Why did you go to the Vietnam War? But then again, this school is such a big place. Isn't it easy to find someone? Besides, we are in the first year of high school.
The graduates are all in the same building. It’s not like he doesn’t know. He’s deliberately pretending to show it to others. Damn it, you asked me to tell Jiu Mengzhi, why the hell don’t you dare to say it yourself? Who cares about this stupid thing of yours?
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Dajun said, "Why are you pretending? I look down on people like him. He stinks like a stinker. It's okay if he is really capable. He just talks nonsense all day long. What's the point of showing off?"
Gao Zijian said, "Oh, it's just like that. If he wants to pretend, let him pretend. Anyway, he didn't offend us. I've left a few brothers, and it's time to rest soon. It's time to go back to training."
Ermao scolded with a frustrated look, "Damn it, why is the break so fast? Come on, just bear with it for a few more days." Several people wandered towards the playground.