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[14] Thunderbolt invincible fairy drunk

Gu Yu slowly stood up from the ground and twisted his painful body hard, as if all the joints in his body were dislocated. He slowly raised his head like a chicken coop, his handsome face covered with

Dust, I could see that his eyes were slightly closed, and the two streaks of bright red blood under his nostrils looked a bit dazzling in the scorching sunlight. It was obvious that his nose had been severely injured in the impact just now, and his mouth was twitching slightly, unable to conceal the anger in his heart.

"Who stepped on me..." A cold voice squeezed out from Gu Yu's throat, and a feeling of desolation and anger filled the entire corridor!

Everyone couldn't help but feel a chill in their hearts. Under such a bright sun, their backs couldn't help but feel numb!

"I, I didn't step on..."

"I don't know, I didn't step on it either..."

"..."

Everyone was shocked by the aura emanating from Gu Yu.

"Damn it, am I being suppressed by a ghost? Are all these footprints on my body left by ghosts?" Seeing that everyone wanted to evade responsibility, Gu Yu couldn't help but became furious, pointing at the clearly visible footprints on his body and roaring loudly!

"..."

"Damn it, why didn't you say anything? You have the guts to step on me, but don't you have the guts to admit it?" Seeing everyone lowering their heads and saying nothing, Gu Yu became even more angry!

"..."

"Damn it, don't think that you didn't say anything and this matter just passed. Fortunately, I wasn't trampled to death by you, otherwise I, hum..." Gu Yu gasped, seeing these submissive guys, Gu Yu couldn't help but

Some integrity.

"Oh, brat, are you okay? Hehe, it's okay. Just be okay. Stop scolding and walk away. The old man has a lot to say to you..." At this time, the old drunkard came out from nowhere.

, pulled the cursing Gu Yu and walked outside!

"Old senior, why are you pulling me? I want to reason with them, I want them to pay for my medical expenses, hey, don't pull me goodbye..." Being pulled out by the old drunkard like a breeze, Gu Yu couldn't help shouting

Complain!

The old drunkard pulled Gu Yu out of the community and let go of his arm: "You brat, why are you asking them for medical expenses? You are not injured!"

Gu Yu touched the blood under his nostril and stretched it out in front of the old drunkard's eyes: "Old senior, this is not even an injury, it's all bleeding. Also, all the bones in my body feel like they are falling apart. I feel very uncomfortable now. I

I was stepped on by so many people. I guess I must have a concussion. There may be some damage to the bones in my body. I may also have severe bleeding in my internal organs. Maybe there are some other symptoms. No, I have to go to them and then go to the hospital for examination.

OK……"

The old drunkard watched Gu Yu swinging around in front of his eyes with a smile. He drank a small drink to himself. When Gu Yu finished speaking, he said unhurriedly: "Bad boy, why are you talking so much?

, don’t you just want some medical expenses! Such a small amount of medical expenses makes you so angry, no, no, no, the gain outweighs the loss, it is better to use the time when you are angry to practice qi!"

Gu Yu rolled his eyes at the old drunkard and said, "It seems we have no common pursuit!"

The old drunkard laughed and handed the wine gourd in his hand to Gu Yu: "You brat, take a sip of wine to calm down, we are discussing!"

Gu Yu pursed his lips helplessly. He had just seen the old drunkard show off his tricks, and he was somewhat fascinated by it. He also believed some of the old drunkard's words!

When he saw the old drunkard handing over the wine gourd, he reached out to take the wine gourd casually: "Just drink, I'm afraid of you!"

An imperceptible smile flashed across the old drunkard's lips, and that smile was actually full of teasing!

The old drunkard let go of his right hand and the wine gourd slipped from his hand. Gu Yu hurriedly reached out to catch it, only to feel his hand sinking. Gu Yu couldn't help but was shocked. He quickly lifted his arms and slowly stopped the wine gourd from falling!

"This, this..." Gu Yu couldn't help but feel the weight of the wine gourd wrapped in his arms. He was speechless in surprise. The small wine gourd seemed to weigh thirty to fifty kilograms!

"What the heck, don't underestimate him, he is not only my drinking tool, but also my magic weapon!" The old drunkard looked at the sweating Gu Yu with a smile, raised his chin and said!

"This is too heavy, senior, why are you so relaxed and comfortable!" Gu Yu asked through gritted teeth while holding something weighing dozens of kilograms!

"No, since it is my magical weapon, I naturally have to do whatever I want, otherwise how can I defend myself against the enemy? This is called the Qiankun Immortal Gourd. It contains the two energies of Yin and Yang, so you will naturally feel quite heavy!"

"Senior...or I'd better give it back to you. This gourd is too heavy!" Gu Yu looked at the old drunkard like a beggar and said!

"No, no, I said I'd treat you to a drink, and I keep my word. I've given away such a good wine. If you don't drink, you're looking down on me!" The old drunkard said with dignity, but there was a thief in his heart.

Hi, looking at Gu Yu's deflated look, he seems to feel extremely happy!

Gu Yu glanced at the old drunkard in embarrassment, and saw the old drunkard looking at him expectantly. If he didn't drink, he would naturally offend this mysterious and powerful person, but how could he drink? He wanted to hug such a heavy gourd.

It’s already very difficult to get up, let alone pouring the drink into your mouth. This is even more difficult!

But how could Gu Yu, who was born with a stubborn streak, show timidity in such a trivial matter? He took a deep breath, then inhaled sharply, his waist sank suddenly, his arms tightened, and he hugged the man with all his strength.

Bring the wine gourd to your mouth!

Gu Yu's cheeks were red from holding it back, and sweat was pouring on his forehead, like rain! He saw the wine gourd coming to his mouth, but his arms were sore, and the breath he was holding in his chest felt like it was about to explode, but Gu Yu remained

Without giving up, I tried my best to bring the wine gourd to my mouth. However, the closer I got to my mouth, the heavier it felt. In the end, I couldn’t even lift it anymore!

Gu Yu, who was already weak, sighed in his heart: It seems that I am going to offend this old man today. I really have no strength. This wine gourd is too heavy and I can't get it to my mouth at all. Alas, what a pity...

Just when Gu Yu wanted to put down the lead-like wine gourd, he suddenly felt that the wine gourd in his hand was light, and the whole thing became weightless.

Although he was surprised and suspicious, he still brought the wine gourd to his mouth and took a sip.

"Tsk tsk... ha..."

Even Gu Yu, who didn't know how to taste wine at all, felt like drinking fairy dew and nectar, savoring the gentle and lingering aroma of wine in his mouth. When the aroma of wine in his mouth faded, he let out a long sigh of relief, "

Good wine, really good wine!" He impatiently raised the gourd to drink, but suddenly a white light flashed, and the wine gourd disappeared from Gu Yu's hand!

"You brat, I said I would only give you a sip, how could you be so cruel and want to drink it all for me!" The old drunkard held the wine gourd tightly in his arms, his right eye was closed tightly, and his left eye was nervous.

Xi looked inside through the mouth of the gourd, fearing that Gu Yu would finish the drink for him in one gulp!

The wine gourd suddenly disappeared from his hand. Gu Yu was slightly startled, then saw the old drunkard looking like this, and couldn't help but secretly thought: What a stingy man, he told me to drink it, and it took me a lot of effort to get a sip.

I can’t bear to part with it! Huh...but this wine is really delicious!

"Brat, this wine is delicious!" the old drunkard said without raising his head!

Gu Yu's thoughts were exposed by the old drunkard, and he was extremely surprised: Could it be that he had the ability to read minds?

Although he was thinking this, he smiled and said: "Old senior, this wine is really delicious. What kind of wine is this?"

The smile on the old drunkard's lips deepened: "This wine is called ileichangqi, and the invincible immortal is drunk!"

Gu Yu's face sank: "Old senior, you are fooling me, there is no such a long name!"

The old drunkard took a sip of his own business and said slowly: "The name of this wine is indeed called Immortal Drunk. It is fragrant and soft in the mouth and has an endless aftertaste. As for why I call it "Ilechang Dangqi Thunderbolt Invincible Immortal Drunk", you

You can feel it right away! Hehe..." As he said this, his face showed an evil expression as if he had seen something good!

Gu Yu was stunned, looking at the old drunkard with some confusion, but after a moment, he suddenly felt a heat rising from his lower abdomen, and then the heat began to rise upward, passing through the lower dantian, middle dantian, and finally reached the upper dantian.

The Dantian gathered at the Baihui point, and finally flowed from the top of the head to Gu Yu's whole body like a gurgling stream. Gu Yu felt as if he was soaked in warm hot water. He couldn't help but close his eyes, feel the warmth, and couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief.

An obscene moan!

The old drunkard raised the corners of his mouth slightly and sat cross-legged on the ground, as if waiting for the show to unfold!

At this time, Gu Yu was completely immersed in the warmth and couldn't extricate himself. The heat in his body continued to travel throughout Gu Yu's body. Every time he passed an acupuncture point, Gu Yu's whole body trembled slightly, as if someone had touched a sensitive area.

Joy!

But gradually Gu Yu felt something was wrong. After the heat traveled around his body for two times, it suddenly became scorching, and finally it was like boiling water flowing over Gu Yu's body!

Gu Yu couldn't stand the torture of that heat anymore, and he jumped up on the spot as if his whole body was convulsed: "Old senior, it's on fire, my body is about to catch on fire, it's so hot, so hot..."

But the old drunkard didn't pay any attention to what he said. He was just watching with interest as if watching a sideshow. He kept jumping up and down like a monkey, and from time to time he shouted "good" for Gu Yu who was jumping wildly!

Gu Yu didn't know how long he danced, but he felt that the scalding heat slowly cooled down and gathered at Baihui Point. In the end, it was like a basin of ice water pouring down from the top of his head, making Gu Yu couldn't help but shiver.

It was as clear as an enlightenment!

"Huh... feel good..."

After the heat completely disappeared, Gu Yu fell down next to the old drunkard, sweating profusely: "Old senior, I..."

The old drunkard waved his hand and said with a smile: "It felt great at first, but it felt very hot at the end, right?"

"It's not hot, it's very hot. It feels like my whole body is being boiled by boiling water! It makes me so uncomfortable..."

"What now?"

Gu Yu touched his body and suddenly felt something different from before: "I feel very comfortable. I have never felt so comfortable before. Just that last enlightenment moment, but ****! Why do I have these feelings, old man?"

Woolen cloth?"

The old drunkard shook the wine gourd in his hand and said with a smile, "That's it!"


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