"Don't slap me in the face, don't slap me in the face..." Gu Yu wailed and said, "Pao-shu_)"
Gu Yu's words suddenly stopped as he waved his pink fist from someone who didn't know who it was, as if it hit him right in the face.
Seeing Gu Yu being so ravaged by the five women, Ji Feng crossed himself on his chest: "Almighty Lord, save this poor child, Amen..."
After several "cruel" women ravaged Gu Yu for a while, they clapped their hands with satisfaction, then walked to the balcony, helping each other shake off the potato chip crumbs on their bodies.
Gu Yu looked around with a stern look, and when he saw all the girls leaving, he let out a long sigh. When he saw Jifeng looking at him with a snicker on his face, he couldn't help but feel angry. He flew to Jifeng and smiled.
Said: "Jifeng, it's funny, isn't it?"
Jifeng immediately stopped smiling, shook his head and said, "It's not funny. Look, I didn't even laugh."
Gu Yu glared at Jifeng hatefully: "It's so unloyal. You didn't come to help me when I was being bullied by them. You treat me like a good brother in vain. Is this how you treat me?"
Ji Feng pursed his lips and said: "I don't want to disturb your mood. I think you are Zhou Yu beating Huang Gai. One of you is willing to be beaten and the other is willing to suffer. Why should I get involved? Besides, I don't want to get into trouble with women.
No, you can’t afford to offend a group of women..."
Gu Yu raised his eyebrows and said: "What do you mean, one is willing to be beaten and the other is willing to be beaten? There are five who are willing to be beaten. One is unwilling to be beaten and I don't like SM, so why would I want to be beaten?"
Ji Feng laughed and said: "Come on, I think you looked quite comfortable just now, isn't it? Your body is something they can't shake."
Gu Yu pursed his lips and said, "Look at my face. Who touched my face just now? It still hurts a little bit now. If my handsome face is injured, how can I get along in the future?"
Jifeng sneered and said: "Come on, even if you are disfigured, aren't there still so many women around you?" Jifeng sprayed Xingzi on Gu Yu's face.
Gu Yu touched his face, knocked Jifeng's pear hard, and said angrily: "If my appearance is disfigured, I want you to be disfigured too."
The two of them were spitting on each other here, but the five girls beside them were extremely happy.
When Jifeng saw the five girls laughing at them, he quickly jumped back and put on a defensive posture and said: "Brother Yu, we are from the same roots, why are we so anxious to get along? We can't let them laugh at us."
Gu Yu shook his head and said, "Is this true?"
"really"
"really?"
"Ran Ye"
"Okay, girls, I'm hungry. What should we have for dinner?" Gu Yu straightened his back and said confidently.
Zhou Youmeng pursed his lips and said, "I heard that Brother Yu and Jifeng are good at cooking. Let's have a rest today. What do you think, Lan Ning?"
Jin Lanning smiled and said: "He is indeed a good hand, otherwise I would have let him cook twice today."
Since the two eldest sisters have spoken, the other three girls naturally echoed in unison.
The corner of Jifeng's mouth twitched, and he looked at Zhou Youmeng speechlessly and said, "No, you want me and Brother Yu to cook? That's not the original plan."
Zhou Youmeng smiled slightly and said: "The plan can't keep up with the changes. You can't let Lan Ning cook. Since Lan Ning is not allowed to cook, she has to have someone accompany her. Me, Mei'er, Rui'er, and Dou Xi will shoulder this arduous and difficult task."
It’s a glorious mission, don’t worry, we will definitely accompany Lan Ning properly.”
Jifeng wailed and said: "No, eldest sisters and ladies, I am innocent. Seeing that I am so loyal, spare the life of this little one. I am willing to hold the horse and ride for you."
Gu Yu looked at Jifeng with contempt and cursed bitterly: "Traitor..."
Jifeng smiled bitterly and said: "Those who know the current affairs are heroes. Brother Yu, I'm sorry."
Gu Yuli ignored Jifeng and walked directly to the kitchen. He waved his hand and said: "If you abandon me, don't leave me with those who disturbed my heart yesterday. I have so many worries today, that's all... Just wait."
, I will definitely cook a sumptuous dinner, and let you try my craftsmanship." His voice sounded very helpless.
The girls looked at Gu Yu who entered the kitchen alone, and they couldn't bear it.
Lan Rui'er glanced at Zhou Youmeng and said, "Sister Youmeng, how about we help Brother Yu? How can he come here alone?"
Hu Meier also nodded and said: "Yes, let's go help him."
Zhou Youmeng and Jin Lanning looked at each other, nodded and said, "Okay, let's go together."
With that said, the five girls entered the kitchen together. After a while, the kitchen became busy and laughter could not be heard.
Jifeng stood there in a daze, with a depressed look on his face: "No, am I so unpopular with others? Being a traitor is indeed lonely, sister, I don't want to be a traitor anymore..." As he said
He also rushed into the kitchen.
After a lot of work, a sumptuous dinner was finally cooked. Although Gu Yu had been busy in the kitchen for a long time under the pretense of cooking, the only dish she cooked was a plate of tomato scrambled eggs. I don’t know what it was.
He hadn't cooked for a long time or was in a hurry, but he fried this simple tomato scrambled egg to a complete mess, and it was completely charred. When it was served to the table, everyone was shocked that it was charred on the outside and tender on the inside.
When all the dishes were put on the table and before everyone sat down, Lan Rui'er had already started to get ready to grab the dishes. But seeing that no one had taken any action yet, she looked at everyone with a sly look, fearing who would grab it first.
She ate her favorite food
When everyone sat down, Lan Ruier cheered and started grabbing
But suddenly she realized something was wrong. When she looked again, she saw only one person holding a plate of food and shoving it into her mouth, while the others looked at her as if they were seeing monsters.
She was a little stunned, swallowed hard, and said with a weird look: "Why are you looking at me like this? Why don't you eat? Didn't you always eat like this before?"
But everyone still looked at Lan Ruier in astonishment and said nothing.
Lan Rui'er's face was about to bleed, and she said timidly: "Mei'er, you eat, here is your favorite food, hurry up, or they will take it all away in a moment."
But Hu Meier still didn't move, just looked at her blankly
Lan Rui'er became more and more panicked when she saw them acting like this. She said with a crying voice: "What's wrong with you? Why don't you eat? Why are you looking at me like this? Didn't you always eat before?"
Is it like this?"
But everyone still didn’t speak
Now Lan Rui'er really couldn't hold it anymore. She felt like an abandoned child. She cried out loud.
Seeing that Lan Rui'er started crying, Gu Yu couldn't hold it in any longer and started laughing while holding his stomach.
When Gu Yu smiled, the others couldn't help it and started laughing too.
Some people were happy and some were worried. When Lan Rui'er saw everyone laughing, her crying voice became louder and louder, as if she was competing with everyone to see whose voice was louder. The more Lan Rui'er became like this, the happier Gu Yu smiled and kept laughing.
rolling on the ground
Seeing Lan Rui'er like this, Hu Mei'er couldn't bear it. She stood up, walked to Lan Rui'er, and comforted her. But obviously Hu Mei'er's comfort didn't work at all. Lan Rui'er still cried and didn't stop.
The girls also went over to comfort Lan Rui'er, but with little success. They could only pin their hopes on Gu Yu, who was laughing so hard that he was about to cramp.
Jin Lanning walked up to Gu Yu with a smile and gave Gu Yu a slap in the face: "Okay, stop laughing. Look, you made Rui'er cry. Get up and apologize to others, otherwise we won't let you go."
He waved his small fist as if to demonstrate
The other four girls and even Jifeng nodded to Gu Yu, and the meaning was self-evident.
Gu Yu didn't dare to cause public anger again. He calmed down, quickly stopped laughing, stood up from the ground, and then walked to Rui'er: "Dear classmate Rui'er, I know I'm wrong. I shouldn't laugh at Rui'er.
Yes, if you are angry, just go to me. If you want to be beaten or scolded, it is up to you. Come on, ravage me..." He raised his neck and looked like he was at the mercy of others.
"Puch..." Seeing Gu Yu's appearance, Lan Ruier couldn't help but burst into tears no matter how sad she was.
Seeing Lan Ruier's tears finally turning into laughter, everyone couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
Jifeng came close to Hu Meier's ear and whispered: "Look, Brother Yu is so wretched like this."
Hu Meier covered her mouth and snickered: "But it's quite useful to coax people."
Jifeng twitched his lips and said: "It seems that the saying that women don't love men if they are not bad is indeed true."
Hu Mei'er smiled slightly and said, "Isn't it quite tasty? Men are too good and remain the same, so boring. Xiang Guyu, you shouldn't get bored if you stay with him for the rest of your life."
Jifeng sighed sadly and said: "No, I also want to be a bad man..."
Gu Yu sat directly next to Lan Rui'er, and then said with a smile: "Anyway, we are all our own people here, so there is no need to be too rigid. You can eat whatever you like. I really miss those days of grabbing food, how about we...
"As he said this, he laughed out loud.
Naturally, everyone knew what Gu Yu meant. Seeing him acting like this, they hurriedly became vigilant and looked at the people around them with stern looks, fearing that they would really rob him.
Hearing Gu Yu's loud shout, chopsticks and spoons flew into the air, and the soup was the same color as the sky.
Everyone had already experienced many battles, but Dou Xi stared blankly at the group of hungry wolves, not knowing what to do.
Gu Yu saw this and waved his right hand violently, and a plate of food was snatched out by him. He smiled and said: "Don't be a lady when eating with these guys, otherwise you are destined to have nothing to eat."
Passed the plate of dishes to Dou Xi
Dou Xi glanced at Gu Yu hesitantly, shook his head and said: "You robbed this, I want to rob it myself." After saying that, he plunged into the crowd and started to rob.
Gu Yu knows Dou Xi's temper. She is a relatively strong person. She will fight for what she wants and never asks for charity from others.
Looking at Dou Xi who joined the melee, Gu Yu couldn't help but smile bitterly and said: "Good boy, now it's better. Another lady has fallen. This is so crazy..."