After Gu Yu entered Manager Wang's office, Manager Wang took out a test paper from the drawer next to him: "No, this is the test paper for this exam. If you can reach sixty points, you will have a chance to enter our company.
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Gu Yu nodded, took the test paper from Manager Wang, looked through it for a while, and couldn't help but burst out laughing. This test question was too ridiculous. Only half of the hundred questions were about business management.
, and half of it is actually a brainteaser.
Seeing Gu Yu's surprised look, Manager Wang couldn't help but smile and said, "Don't underestimate these questions. When many large companies recruit talents, they must first pass this test to select some people."
Gu Yu naturally knew about this brain teaser to select talents. He nodded with a smile and said: "Then I'll start doing it!"
Manager Wang patted Guyu on the shoulder, handed over a pen and said with a smile: "Do a good job, I'm optimistic about you! I'll come find you in an hour." After that, he walked outside.
Gu Yu walked to the coffee table next to him, found a pen, and started to do the questions. The first half of the test paper was full of brain teasers. Gu Yu was not busy doing it first. He directly finished the questions on business management knowledge quickly.
After that, let’s slowly dig into these extremely interesting questions.
One company is opened, one is closed down, one is opened and one is closed down. (Hit an idiom)
The first question immediately stumped Gu Yu. He tilted his head and thought for a long time before hesitantly filling in the question "Go forward and continue". He encountered obstacles on the first question. Gu Yu didn't relax in his heart and read with concentration.
Here comes the next question.
How should you describe a woman who has been divorced fifty times? (an idiom)
Damn it, another idiom, this woman is really invincible, she has been divorced fifty times, many people have never even been married once, this girl, she has been divorced fifty times, these men can still
What a fool to ask her. But what is this idiom? Gu Yu kept tapping his head with a pen. After much thought, he couldn't think of a reason. He was about to skip this question, but suddenly a light flashed in his head.
Suddenly, an idiom appeared in his mind, "all previous efforts are wasted", yes, that's the word, "all previous efforts are wasted", wow...
There are family rules at home and state rules, but what rules are there in the zoo?
Turtle!
Why does it mean that when a woman wears high heels, she is about to get married?
Gu Yu smiled slightly. This question was really obscene. He quickly wrote on the test paper, "Because you walk slowly in high heels, you are more likely to be caught up by men."
The news published in newspapers may not be 100% true, but what news can never be false?
The year, month and day the newspaper was issued.
Behind every successful man there is a woman, what happens behind a failed man?
Many women!
What is the name of a painter's apprentice?
I don’t know the painter’s apprentice, but I’m sure he likes colors very much, so he must be a lustful person. Haha, I’m really too smart.
What color are the teeth of babies born to black and white people?
What color is it? It's obviously white! Gu Yu filled in the word "white" very definitely and definitely.
How long does it take to finish studying at Tsinghua University?
Gu Yu filled in the questions for four years without thinking. For him, such questions were as easy as eating glutinous rice balls!
A chicken and a goose are placed in the refrigerator. The chicken freezes to death, but the goose stays alive. Why?
Gu Yu scratched his head, not sure he filled in "Penguin".
What do seven men and one woman make you think of?
What would you think of? I would think of a group p, or 7 men, can that woman bear it? Then let’s have a group p, Gu Yu decisively wrote the word "group p".
Women's underwear.(Name a noun)
Gu Yu thought for a long time and wrote down a pretend b. The meaning is self-evident.
A black, thick, hard stick is inserted into the hole and feels warm. When it is pulled out, the customer has to pay (an industry)
Damn it, I asked... Gu Yu looked at this question with some depression. Regarding this question, his originally pure thoughts became extremely evil. He couldn't help but think of all the relatives of the person who asked this set of questions within eighteen generations. After greeting each other again, I finally wrote down the two words "reporter" (chicken).
A bull and a cow, guess three words?
Oh my god, what are the three words this question is asking about? Two cows? Just fill in two cows!
Why do Indians eat with their hands?
Why do Indians eat with their hands instead of using chopsticks? Damn, I’m not an Indian when you ask this question. How do I know? It should be a custom, but this is just a brain teaser. It shouldn’t be like this. Then Why? Hey! It must be that his hands are cleaner than his feet, so he can grab food with his hands instead of his feet, haha! I am really too smart.
After Gu Yu finished this question, he danced excitedly, happier than when he had picked up a hundred yuan.
Keep going...
The more Gu Yu did it, the happier he became. The following questions attracted him like poppies, making him overjoyed and unfinished.
When he finished the last question, the time was just right. This was Manager Wang. He appeared outside the office on time. Seeing that Gu Yu had just finished finishing the question, he couldn't help but smile and said, "How is it? How do you feel?"
Gu Yu handed the test paper to Manager Wang, touched his nose and said with a smile: "Fortunately, those brain teasers are so awesome, I got a big headache from doing them."
Manager Wang glanced at the questions Gu Yu had done, nodded slightly and said: "Not bad, not bad, I actually finished it. Many people who came to apply for the job performed well during the interview, but in this link, they failed one after another. Many people couldn't even finish the test questions." It’s not even done yet.”
Gu Yu smiled slightly and said: "I am also blind. These brain teasers are too difficult to test. The person who did them has a big brain. I really don't know who came up with this test question. I really want to worship him as my teacher. He is so awesome." Already."
When Manager Wang heard this, he immediately raised his chin with a proud look on his face. Gu Yu smiled slightly and said: "You can't be the one who made it yourself, Manager Wang, right? It's really amazing. My admiration for you is like the endless stream of a river. Shit, oh, it’s like the Yellow River flooding out of control..."
When Manager Wang heard this, he smiled slightly, patted Gu Yu on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Look at what you said, you lifted me up to the sky. I'm not as powerful as you said. Okay, you rest first, I'll take a look. Your test questions." Although Manager Wang said this, he could not conceal the joy in his eyebrows. Gu Yu's flattery greatly benefited him.
Gu Yu chuckled: "It should be right..." After saying that, he sat on the sofa aside and waited for the result.
Manager Wang picked up a red pen and started marking it for Gu Yu. He looked like a teacher.
Manager Wang frowned slightly, glanced at Gu Yu with a somewhat vulgar look, and then continued to read the question.
Gu Yu was a little overwhelmed by Manager Wang's look. He didn't know why Manager Wang suddenly looked at him like that. Did he do something wrong, or...
Gu Yu suddenly felt a little uneasy...
After a while, Manager Wang slowly raised his head, stretched his shins, handed the paper back to Gu Yu, and said with a lewd smile: "I didn't see it, you are indeed a talent!" Gu Yu read from Manager Wang's voice
There is a hint of joking, and it seems to be a bit like people who like to meet each other late.
Gu Yu shuddered slightly, took the paper, and started reading.
90 points, a good score, Gu Yu breathed a sigh of relief, but then he glanced at the comments next to him, and suddenly he was sweating profusely and ashamed.
"He is indeed a prostitute..."
Damn it, this is so ridiculous. Gu Yu glanced at Manager Wang faintly, and saw that Manager Wang looked like he didn't care about my death. He was sipping a cup of tea with an unknown name without even looking at it.
Take a look at Gu Yu.
Gu Yu continued to look down.
What color are the teeth of babies born to black and white people?
Babies have no teeth, idiot...Gu Yu suddenly felt embarrassed, and he confidently filled in the white one, mmd, I must have been deceived!
How long does it take to finish studying at Tsinghua University?
Gu Yu filled in four years, but the annotation behind it was a sweating little head, and then it said, it only took me less than two seconds to read the four words "Tsinghua University", you are really slow!
What do seven men and one woman make you think of?
(Well, this question is actually very innocent. Why do you think so evilly? I only saw seven dwarfs and one Snow White!) Seeing this comment, Gu Yu suddenly started sweating!
Women's underwear.(Name a noun)
(Child, this is a noun, not a verb. The answer is teacher! Don’t ask me why.)
When Gu Yu saw it, he couldn't help but trembled all over, nnd, his feelings are evil, but isn't this teacher evil? Teacher Lao Shi, I rely on the effect to be exactly the same.
A black, thick, hard stick is inserted into the hole, and it feels warm. When it is pulled out, the customer has to pay (an industry)
(Oh my God, you are such a talented reporter,! @#￥%... You are indeed creative, but my answer is roasted sweet potatoes.)
Seeing this, the back of Gu Yu's head was soaked with cold sweat over and over again. He wiped the sweat from his face and continued to look back. Fortunately, there were some comments on business management knowledge at the back, nothing like this.
Shocking.
When Gu Yu finished reading the last sentence, his heart that was hanging in his throat finally dropped into his stomach.
(Congratulations on your high score of 90. On behalf of the whole company, I welcome you to join!)
Gu Yu smiled slightly, glanced at Manager Wang with some embarrassment, who was sitting aside drinking tea, opened his mouth and didn't know what to say for a moment.
Manager Wang looked at Gu Yu after reading the comments, and a malicious smile appeared on his face: "Boy, you let me see a different you. Hehe, it's interesting, but I hope you can show your best in your future work."
These unusual ideas will make the work better.”
Gu Yu sneered, nodded slightly and said, "I understand, Manager Wang."
Manager Wang was extremely amused when he saw Gu Yu's deflated look, but he still patted Gu Yu's shoulder with a mature look and said, "Okay, you go back, come over this afternoon and sign the contract, and start work tomorrow.
Is it okay?"
Gu Yu nodded quickly and said, "No problem, no problem."
"Okay, you go back first, I still have a lot of things to do."
So Gu Yu walked out of the office of this wretched manager with complicated emotions...
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