Lingtong didn't mind me scolding him at all. He took several strokes before he stopped. The pain made me grin and feel weak all over.
I struggled to get up, but my clothes had become strips of cloth. We were happy together, and Ling Tong didn't want to give me new clothes, so I could only dress like a beggar and wander around.
If you bribe me with money again, I will beat the hell out of you! The Yin Division has always been fair and just when dealing with people, not to mention that what you have committed is a heinous crime. The Yin Division's document is here, if you dare to do anything else
, don’t blame me for being tortured immediately! Ling Tong looked at me coldly, took out a white criminal indictment in one hand and threw it in front of me. He waved from the side, and the four or five ghosts blocking the back started carrying it with all their hands.
What did you do when you left home?
Those ghosts opened the black cauldron covered with white cloth, and there was boiling oil inside. They also took out a set of exquisite tongue-pulling tools, and looked like they were going to pull out the tongue. I was so scared that I almost sat down.
Fall to the ground.
I picked up the indictment on the ground and took a look. It was all the same words like you and me that he had read before, and there were many strange seals on it.
Ling Tong smiled proudly, his face full of a good show: Did you see it? This is the sin edict, handwritten by the city god, with a seal of title, which can reach the world of the world at will, no matter who you are, the emperors, generals, the souls of Shinto living Buddhas, the life of the gods will end
, I can also call you!
Oh, this is the guilty edict. It's a good calligraphy, but can it really reach the earthly world? I nodded, looked at the guilty edict, and then at the smoke coming out of my soul body, and frowned fiercely.
Needless to say, I read the edict and shouted, "Whoever's soul will be sent straight to hell, no matter what you do, huh." Ling Tong saw my heart-wrenching look and sneered.
He then looked at a very tall city wall in front of him that stretched so far that he couldn't see clearly, and the gate in the middle of the wall, and said to me: The city god is right there. Don't you look at the person outside who is wearing a big blue armor and holding a big shackle.
Who! That’s General Shackles! Bribing me? I’m really looking for death!
Lingtong, you whipped me twenty-nine times and kicked me seven times. I admit defeat. The dog bit me, and I feel bad for biting me back. But today I will have no end with you City God. If you
If the City God doesn't release me back to the earth, I'll call for help and demolish your City God's temple together! I looked at Ling Tong fiercely.
Ling Tong thought I was joking and laughed sinisterly: "Very good, you have the backbone and you are helping me. Let's see how long you can hold on!"
Hold on? I'll let you hold on now! I cursed angrily, holding the indictment in my hand, drawing a few curses for Zhao Xijun and Song Wanyi with my fingers, and shouted: Xijun! Song Wanyi! I will give up my soul to the ghost.
He has been dragged to the road of hell. What are you two doing holding on to your body? Why don't you come to rescue him quickly!
Haha! Hahaha! Are you a fool? This criminal edict is about calling the soul, and it is no use calling someone who has not yet reached the end of his life! Stop making trouble quickly, otherwise I, Ling Tong, will really let you get out of this pot! Ling
Tong laughed loudly, took the punishment in one hand, and kicked me to the ground: "I don't know what it means, so I beat you until you know why, and then let the ghosts drag you to see the city god! I don't think this old man can do it."
You are making excuses against me! I have seen many evil deeds like you, and you deserve to be beaten!
Lingtong, you bitch, you better have such hard bones! If you don't torture him for a while, you will die! I won't give up, and the most I can do now is give him a few more sticks.
Just as I was getting comfortable from the beating, two reinforcements, one white and one red, flew over from where I came just now. Seeing that I was beaten so hard by Ling Tong that I had too much air and little air, Xijun was so angry that his mouth was split behind my ears.
Gen, the ape rushed over with his teeth bared!
Song Wanyi was also furious, so she entered my house and became the female general. Before she even used her fists and kicks, the master was almost beaten to disability by a ghost. It would be strange if she didn't beat the maid to death with a stick, thinking about the madam's
So domineering, she wishes she could have more legs now.
Bastard Lingtong! You'd better not be scared to death! When I saw Xijun rushing towards us, I knew that this criminal edict had an effect. I was surprised before that this guy used ancient Chinese to call me Hun, Hun.
He actually flew directly to Huangquan, without having to worry about borrowing time from the underworld.
Entering Huangquan Road, this bitch started talking to each other. He must have recited a spell before. Otherwise, with Xijun and Song Wanyi as guardians, how could the underworld have pulled me down without a bloody battle?
I told him that he still didn't believe me when I called for help. He didn't know that I was raising ghosts, and the people I called were not from the earthly world?
Xijun, kill all the bastards except this bitch! Gritting my teeth, I lay on the ground and pointed at these bastards.
When a ghost meets a fierce ghost, it's like a sheep meeting a wolf. These ghosts looked smug when they thought I was easy to bully, but in reality they are bullying good and afraid of evil.
Xijun even eats fierce ghosts, let alone this group of ghosts. With a roar, all the ghosts around her were shaken to the ground and couldn't move. She picked one up with each hand, just like picking out candies, and opened the blood basin.
He swallowed Guizha's head in his big mouth.
After eating one at Zhaojiazhuangzi last time, Xijun knew the taste after eating the marrow. Gui Cha and other things, it tasted the best when it was cold all over the body. When she stayed in Yinfeng Town, there were only ghosts and ghosts there.
But she had never gone in before, and now twenty or thirty of them appeared. Of course they were all new to her, and they were ordered by me to eat. She turned into a foodie by order, and Xijun liked them the most.
When Ling Tong saw two extremely powerful ghosts coming, his face turned green with fright. He trembled and immediately took out the mourning stick to fight. As a result, Song Wanyi gave a light drink and waved her hand, causing a violent hurricane.
, the blow made Ling Tong's soul unstable and rolled to the ground.
I picked up the mourning stick, struggled to stand up, and hit Ling Tong's face with the stick.
Snapped!
Ah! Ling Tong rolled around in severe pain.
You bitch! Let you beat me to death! While I was yelling, I hit all parts of his body with the wail stick, beating him until his whole body was covered in smoke, just like an immortal dancing.
Master, don't hit him. If you hit him again, his soul will be gone. It's a mourning stick. It can capture souls. Every blow can knock away a ghost. It's not a dog-beating stick. If you hit it too much, it will disappear. Song Wanyi is a little worried.
He looked at Ling Tong and said to me.
What? How could you? When I heard it, how could Song Wanyi speak? Her voice was so sweet. When I looked at the surrounding environment, I remembered that I was in the underworld.
This is the underworld, Master, and should you change your posture? Song Wanyi also said to me, and then she saw that I was wearing a cloth suit all over my body, and I was proudly hanging on Ling Tong, revealing my indecent expression.
something to come.
Even with any movement, the man's charm could not be blocked. Of course, her face flushed and she was too embarrassed to say anything.
I've only given him sixty-four strokes, and that's not twice as much! I glared at Ling Tong pretending to be fierce, avoiding the embarrassment, and kicked him a few more times: I'll peel off your skin.
Me! Hurry up!
Mr. Xia! Sixty-four is more than twice as much. Please don’t hit me, just slap me! Ling Tong still hesitated, but when he saw me picking up the stick again, he immediately took off his official uniform and gave it to me with both hands.
Wow wow! My brother is naked, Xijun wants to hug him! Xijun finished eating and saw that I was about to wear new clothes. He didn’t care that I had just stripped naked, and ran over to him like a curious baby to ask for a hug. I immediately
Use official uniform to cover important parts.
The Lingtong saw that I threw him the prison uniform that I was wearing. He understood the shame and put it on immediately. After all, as an extradition officer, his identity is very important, so he couldn't be naked.
The official uniform must have been specially made by the Yin Division. The beating was so severe that no cracks were left. No wonder I saw that Ling Tong seemed to be quite resistant to the beating, and his soul was almost destroyed.
However, this dog-skin official uniform looks quite handsome. Song Wanyi and Xijun’s eyes lit up when they saw me. This is much better than the cloth beggar outfit just now.
On the other hand, Ling Tong is now hunched over and covered in smoke, yet he dare not stand up straight. If he does stand up straight now, he will be exposed.
Didn't you stand up straight just now? How come you become like this when your identity is reversed? The change of roles made me feel better. I touched the trace of smoke still coming out of my body. I really want to beat this Lingtong to death. Next
His hand was a little too harsh, and he almost knocked my soul out.
Mr. Xia, look at what you said. I am not forced to do this. You have clear orders from above, and General Shackles is still waiting in front of you. How can I pretend to be a public servant for personal gain? I really am not deliberately going against you!
Ling Tong really scares me. It’s so easy for a new official to take office. He also took on an errand to seduce the souls of repeat offenders. Returning is an important promotion bonus. Now his performance cannot be reflected on others. He is
I feel angry and frustrated, but I have to keep smiling.
Come on! How can I return the Yang? After seducing the soul, there must be a way to return the Yang! I was thinking, didn't TV report before that many people died for several hours and still survived? This must be in the underworld after death.
I have discussed it with the boss of the jailer, so there is a way to restore Yang, but the key is the conditions. Besides, how long have I been dead?
Returning Yang is a big deal. Unless you seduced the wrong soul, you can go through the above-mentioned City God and the twenty-four divisions and sign a consent document. I'm afraid it's difficult in this situation. How about you just give in?
Are you on duty from the Underworld? If you can send two ghost generals to the City God, they must be in official positions! Ling Tong said carefully and apologized.
As soon as I heard this, I immediately kicked him: Get out of here, you piece of shit! I'm a good human being, but I still want to be a ghost of your underworld!? If I can't get rid of the sun, I would rather risk my life to get rid of it.
Your little county God’s temple!
When Ling Tong heard this, his face turned green and green, and he was so frightened that he said, "This man is too willful. Isn't it good for him to be in charge of the underworld? He can order a bunch of ghosts around and serve delicious food. What others think
It is said that the right way in the world is subject to vicissitudes of life. How can people be as strong as ghosts in these days?
Are you still not willing to give me back to you? Do you still want to fight hard?
Mr. Xia! I'm just a little extradition officer. Anyway, you, the old city god, must have a visit. Why don't you come with me first? Ling Tong had no choice. He had to roll his eyes and wanted to invite me.
The great god went to the City God to let go of his burden. He didn't want to serve me anymore anyway. Maybe when he arrived at the City God, General Shackles showed off his power and swarmed up with all the brave ghosts and tied me up. Isn't it the Yins who have the final say?
I might as well teach this man a lesson about keeping a low profile as a ghost, right?