When Tang Feng exited the game, he felt that his bladder was about to explode.
"Brother, wait a minute!"
Tang Yingying threw down her game helmet, jumped out of bed and grabbed him to prevent him from going.
"Yingzi, do you want me to die?"
Tang Feng finally understood why it was said that there was a way to die by urinating, and it was difficult to use violence against Tang Yingying. He felt like it was really leaking. He tried his best to clamp his legs to prevent it from coming out.
"Brother, thank you today."
Tang Yingying raised her little face, her face filled with joy, and sincerely thanked him.
"That's why?"
Tang Feng's expression was so painful that he suddenly stood up straight and held her shoulders. Just when Tang Yingying thought he was going to say something, Tang Feng said to her seriously: "If you really want to thank me,
...Let me go to the toilet! If you have anything to do, we’ll talk about it later!”
Suddenly he pushed her away and rushed to the toilet like a flying car. Now he felt that every cell in his lower body was about to explode, and he was howling to vent. He regretted that he shouldn't have drank so many drinks before going online. The game
It can simulate almost all the senses of their bodies, but it cannot solve physiological problems.
But when he came to the toilet door and saw the locked door, he really wanted to die.
"Open the door!"
I don’t understand how the bathroom door that was always broken was repaired.
At the right time, Fang Rou came out of Aunt Tang Min's room and saw this scene, and asked, "A Feng, what's wrong with you?"
"bathroom……"
Tang Feng felt like he was about to fall into a trance. His body was so suffocated that he squatted down like a shrimp. He clamped his legs tightly and tried his best to slap the toilet door with his hands.
But at this moment, a voice came from the toilet: "Wait a minute, I have diarrhea."
It was Xue Feng's voice that came from the toilet. Hearing that it was him outside, his voice sounded a little panicked.
"Can you wait until I'm liberated?"
"Do you think it's possible?!"
Xue Feng shouted angrily, it seemed that she was not taking the opportunity to play with him.
Tang Feng really wanted to die.
Fang Rou was helpless with this kind of thing, she could only look at him with a blushing face and try to find a solution for him.
"bottle!"
Tang Feng thought of a way.
Immediately go find the plastic bottle he drank from just now, and use that to solve the crisis to some extent.
Fang Rou watched him scurrying around the living room like a headless fly looking for something, and suddenly said to him fearfully: "My aunt just threw the bottle downstairs to collect the rags. Without the bottle, is it possible to have a bowl?"
Seeing that Tang Feng was really suffocating to death, he didn't care about anything else and decided to sacrifice a soup bowl for him.
Tang Feng's expression froze, but he didn't want to kill this one.
Really having no choice, he rushed back to the bedroom and said to her: "I'm going to find Mo Xiaotie for help. He has a toilet there!"
After saying that, she jumped down from the building, and Fang Rou was so frightened that she hurriedly chased after her to take a look. Tang Yingying was still in the room, looking dumbfounded, not understanding the situation.
…
After Tang Feng came back from solving his physical problems, he felt that the world was so wonderful, the air was so beautiful, and he felt indescribably comfortable all over his body.
But as soon as he entered the house, he saw his aunt waiting for him, supported by Fang Rou, Xue Feng, and Tang Yingying, as if she were being interrogated by three courts.
Tang Feng felt something bad for no reason. He turned around and walked out. He laughed and said, "I'll go out to catch the wind. What do you want to eat?"
"Classmate Fengfeng?"
Tang Minpi looked over with a smile. The murderous voice made Tang Feng's scalp tighten. It was obviously a very gentle cry, but it was more frightening than hearing a ghost scream. If I must say it, it was a kind of soul-calling.
The sound is terrifying.
"Aunt..."
Tang Feng smiled so hard that the muscles on his face stiffened, and he quickly looked at her with his most obedient side. Judging from her shouting, it was definitely not good for him. Judging from the current situation, he had been ruthlessly abandoned.
"Remember what I agreed with you?"
"Wash your hands before eating!" Tang Feng said haha.
Tang Min's eyes turned cold, like a knife piercing his heart, sending a chill straight from his spine to the top of his head. It could be seen that her anger level had increased by another 50 points.
Tang Feng could only say vaguely in a voice that was smaller than the wings of a mosquito: "Don't use martial arts, just act like an ordinary person."
"Hmm..."
Tang Min made a long nasal sound, turned around and asked, "Then how did you get out just now?"
"I!"
When Tang Feng saw her stern eyes, his voice was a little louder, and he immediately lowered his voice and said: "Jump out of the window, fly over the eaves and walk over the wall."
"It seems I can't do anything without giving you a lesson." She waved to Tang Yingying next to her and said, "Yingzi, take the ruler. Today we are going to implement our family's family law."
Tang Yingying went to Tang Min's room without smiling.
Tang Feng knew that this was a conspiracy, and all of this was a conspiracy. He joked with Tang Yingying about family rules in the game, but the girl took a grudge against him and really made Tang Min use family rules against him. This was also the first time for him to
There are also family laws here.
…
"Ouch!"
Ten minutes later, Tang Feng's butt was already as red as a monkey's butt and he was lying on the bed.
Fang Rou gave him medicine distressedly.
Tang Yingying was watching the fun by holding back laughter and twitching.
"Yingzi, just wait for me!"
Tang Feng knew that this was a good thing she had done. If she hadn't complained, how would her aunt know that he used martial arts to climb over the wall to borrow the toilet at Mo Xiaotie's house.
"You! Live! Deserve!"
Tang Yingying laughed so hard that she deliberately came over and slapped his butt, which was almost bruised. The pain made Tang Feng scream.
Because Aunt Tang Min did it herself, Tang Feng didn't dare to use martial arts to block it. He just roasted the meat with bamboo shoots, and now the meat was almost cooked.
Tang Yingying felt the pleasure of revenge, but Fang Rou couldn't stand it anymore. She glared at Tang Yingying and said, "Yingzi, stop fooling around. What if you really hurt him?"
"Sister Xiaorou, don't worry about him."
Tang Yingying rolled her eyes at Tang Feng and said to Fang Rou: "My brother is rough-skinned. It would be weird if he could be injured by such a trivial matter. Even though he screamed so miserably, I don't think it's a big deal!"
After saying this, he slapped Tang Feng's butt again, which made Tang Feng jump up in pain and wanted to give her the same taste.
Fang Rou held down his waist, preventing him from moving rashly.
"Don't move any of you, stay in this position!"
Suddenly Xue Feng rushed in with her mobile phone and asked them to pose as if she wanted to take pictures of them.
Tang Yingying was stunned, and Fang Rou couldn't react at all.
Tang Feng jumped up and stood in front of Xue Feng without even lifting his pants.
"what you do!"
Thief Xue Feng smiled and wanted to speak. Suddenly he saw Tang Feng's current appearance and posture. He didn't care what to say. He was so frightened that he quickly turned his head and shouted: "You stinking gangster!"
She usually talks very fiercely, but when she really saw something that her girl shouldn't have seen, she couldn't help but scream out in fright.
"I'm a gangster."
Tang Feng knew that the more polite he was to Xue Feng, the more ruthless she would be. As she said, what she wanted was someone who could control her. He felt that if he didn't resist her, he would go too far, so he acted to warn her that she would let him out again.
He immediately showed her an elephant dance.
Xue Feng didn't dare to look over.
Tang Yingying and Fang Rou couldn't stand it anymore, and one of them kicked him down.
It was only when Fang Rou stepped out that she realized what she had done, and was so frightened that she quickly came over to help him.
"Brother! Believe it or not, I called mom here!"
Tang Yingying threatened him. Even she couldn't stand the scene just now.
Tang Feng felt aggrieved. Now that he was seen, he was at a disadvantage. And if he hadn't done this just now, a photo that was powerful enough would have entered Xue Feng's mobile phone album... Of course, if she had dared to take it at that time, her mobile phone
That photo will be even more exciting.
When Xue Feng saw that nothing happened, he became angry and came over to kick him.
Tang Feng was not afraid of her. He hugged her goddess-like legs and threw her directly onto the bed. He treated her brutally as she asked.
Sure enough, she immediately behaved after being thrown away like this. She just straightened her clothes and hair and stood up, looking at him coldly and proudly, without moving any further.
Tang Feng knew that Tang Yingying had been harmed tonight.
As she said, his aunt's family rules could not cause any real harm to him, but the blow to his soul was huge, especially when he had his pants taken off and spanked in front of the three girls, which cost him his face.
"By the way, how were your activities today?"
Tang Feng was helped by Fang Rou and lay down on his bed. Tang Feng felt that the most correct thing he did after coming to the city was to find Fang Rou, a good girl who was frank and good at homemaking as his girlfriend. Besides being timid and shy, she was a cook.
Her art, appearance, figure, mind, and personality are almost impeccable. She can really be said to be able to go to the hall and go to the kitchen. She is warm at home and even more so when going out. She has face, and it is difficult to find her even with a lantern.
He often heard people pointing at him behind his back and saying that a flower was stuck in his cow dung. He was dissatisfied with how a poor boy from the mountains could get such a good girl.
That Yan Xu is a typical one, but now he is still in the hospital and can't get out.
Xue Feng remembered the purpose of looking for them and said.
Since joining the game, she has lost the majesty of Sister Xiaofeng in the past. She is just a good student with an open mind and studious. She learns to play games with them, but she doesn't know that she is being underestimated by those girls in the Taimei Club.
When the girls see it, their jaws will drop.
"It failed, but the result was good."
"Um?"
Xue Feng didn't understand what Tang Yingying meant.
Tang Feng recalled the statistical results of the Southern Barbarian invasion and couldn't help but want to laugh. As a result, his smile pulled the muscles on his face and his back muscles, which directly affected the injury on his buttocks. The pain caused his sly smile to turn into a bitter smile.
"Is it really okay?"
Fang Rou's heart was completely focused on Tang Feng, and she only cared about his condition, seeing that he was in severe pain.
"It's okay. You'll be fine when you get up tomorrow."
Tang Feng comforted her in turn, feeling upset that his aunt was too harsh. She really wanted to teach him a lesson, so hard that he almost reflexively used his internal defense.
"Really?"
Fang Rou was still worried and wanted to check him.
Seeing her caring behavior, Tang Feng couldn't help but think of the nurse's temptation. Although he was looking forward to what the scene would be like, he didn't forget that there were two super big light bulbs next to him, and he quickly reached out to stop her. Discovering their behavior, Zheng Zheng
Xue Feng and Tang Yingying were silent while they were talking.
"The attack should be more ruthless."
"That ruler should be replaced with an iron ruler to make it more solid."
Tang Feng was speechless about how much resentment these two girls had for him, especially Tang Yingying. She was not only his cousin, but also his fiancée in name. No matter how she looked at it, she should help him speak now, so how could she turn her elbows outward to help him?
Outsiders want to punish him severely.
Too lazy to pay attention to them, he remembered that he hadn't looked at the event rewards he had received from the Nanman invasion.
Just now I just came down to pee, but in the end I got a beating. Now I quickly go up to see what happened to him. I want to go to bed early because I have to go to school tomorrow.
