At about eight o'clock in the morning, I returned to the place where Cheng Bing lived in Yaowangzhuang and took out thirty hemostatic grasses and handed them to Cheng Bing. Cheng Bing said "not bad" to me, and then nothing more happened. I dare 300%
You must be pretending to be 13 again!
After a while, I couldn't hold it any longer, made a gesture asking for money, and said with a smile: "Master, do you think you have forgotten something?"
Cheng Bing glared at me, frowned and said, "What are you doing?"
I glanced at her and thought to myself: 'This bitch has become a bitch and built a memorial arch! How can she pretend to be pure? The darkness in her heart is definitely no less than that of a black coal mine owner in Shanxi! That's for you!
After finishing the work, you actually refused to acknowledge it!’ I wiped my face and said calmly: “Master, I want to learn how to prepare medicine!”
Cheng Bing put his hands behind his back and sneered: "Since you have this awareness, I will teach you from the most basic. Today I will first teach you how to prepare [Hemostasis Pill] and [Qi-Reviving Pill]. That's it.
, that kind of thing. Do you understand?"
I looked at Cheng Bing in surprise, and thought to myself: "Have you finished teaching this lesson? Why did you teach it again? This woman definitely has schizophrenia! If she wasn't mentally ill, I would have been raped again!" I was stunned.
After a while, he nodded slightly and said with a smile: "Master, there are only prescriptions but no alchemy furnace. How do you want me to make medicine?"
Cheng Bing slapped his forehead and said calmly: "If you didn't tell me, I would have forgotten. In view of your excellent performance yesterday, I will not let you do the task of collecting 30 hemostatic herbs. This is a copy of Yaowang Shending.
I will give it to you now, you see, your master and I are so generous!"
I suddenly burst into laughter and thought to myself: 'Damn it, this is the reward for the mission I did, right? What about the money and experience? You can keep your money and I won't say anything else, you have to give me the experience.
! What a bastard. Not only did they delay my wages, but they also made me work overtime for free. The most abominable thing is that they didn’t even give me a credit for their “service years”! Damn it!’ I smiled and extended my thumb, and replied: “Oh, Master! You
That’s it! You’re so awesome! I don’t even know how to describe you!”
Cheng Bing suddenly smiled after hearing what I said, "Okay, stop complimenting me. If I get happy and pass the [Scorpion King Kung Fu] to you, there will be no one for me to play with!"
After hearing this, I frowned and said, "Master! What did you say?"
When Cheng Bing saw that he had spilled the beans, he quickly said seriously: "Cough! Cough! It's nothing. I mean, if you do more tasks, I might pass on my supreme martial arts [Scorpion King Kung Fu] to you as soon as I am happy.
"
When I heard this, my balls suddenly ached, and I thought: 'This girl is completely schizophrenic! Her mental level and personality are different! Now this is so deceptive! Yaowangzhuang's entry-level martial arts told me that it is
Our sect’s supreme martial arts? Damn! Are you really treating me like a fool?’ After bowing, I slowly said: “Then I’ll thank you master first. I wonder if you have any other instructions? Just a few words from you.
If you go up the mountain of swords and get off the frying pan, I, as an apprentice, will never frown at all! (I will frown at least twice)."
Cheng Bing's smile became brighter and brighter. Seeing that the people on earth could no longer stop her, at this moment, Cheng Bing's face suddenly straightened up like a magic trick, and he said in a cold voice: "Then you go to Yuehua Mountain in the north of Baicao Garden and kill her.
Two hundred colorful snakes!"
I chuckled, holding my voice and saying teasingly: "Su, little one, take your orders! Chief, please rest!"
Before Cheng Bing could change his face, I ran out. The moment I ran out, I made a great decision!
That is, when I stop playing games, I will definitely sign up for the national track and field team. With my super speed of 4.7 seconds per 100 meters, I will definitely be the best candidate for the Olympic gold medal!
On the way, I casually killed a few small beasts on the roadside and gained some experience. Soon I entered the Yuehua Mountain area, humming a ditty "The king asked me to patrol the mountain????"
????????!"
Just when I was feeling high, I heard someone in front of me say a sonorous and powerful ancient line: "I opened this mountain and planted this tree. I want to pass by here and leave money to buy the road!"
Before the sound fell, more than ten shirtless men suddenly appeared on the side of the road!
I was stunned for a moment and thought to myself: "Why is there such a thing as robbery in this game?"
I took a closer look at the robbers and saw the words "Highway Robber - Level 6" written clearly above their heads. I felt relieved after seeing that they were not players, but these robbers were much taller than me.
Level three, it seems we still can’t take it lightly.
So I smiled and said, "Hello fellow robbers! I don't have any money with me. Can I have a credit card?"
Before I finished speaking, I shot a caterpillar needle at the robber nearest me.
The robber fell to the ground and several coins exploded on the ground.
His character exploded, and he immediately launched an instant kill.
I just took advantage of the conversation to count the number of people on the other side. There were 13 people in total. I just eliminated one, and now there are 12 people left.
According to normal calculation, I need two to three shots to kill a highway robber. They are now about 17 yards away from me.
The speed of the highway robbers was very slow, only about four yards per second. By the time they approached me, four more of them had fallen.
Eight people chased me and wanted to surround me. How could I submit obediently and make a decisive decision! I drew out the gale steel sword from behind and determined to fight them to the death!
I was standing with a sword across my chest in my right hand, holding a caterpillar needle in my left hand. If Lin Pingzhi or Yue Buqun saw me looking like this, they would definitely say with disdain: "Hey! Counterfeit goods."
!”
I didn't give the "eight robbers" any chance to surround me. I just spotted a robber who was relatively short in height and stature. I raised my sword and struck at him. Since the speed of the gale steel sword increased, I could kill him in one second.
He could hand out three swords. The short robber raised his sword with his right hand to block my sword. His left hand actually came out and wanted to hit my handsome face. Seeing his move, I could no longer remain calm. Like him, I
He also raised his left hand and suddenly stabbed him in the crotch.
"Uh~~(╯﹏╰)b."
The dwarf robber was attacked like this, and he could no longer stand still, because his eggs were broken. After this blow, he could no longer hold up the sword in my hand. In his sad eyes, I
Willingly split him into two 'half-men'.
A gap was opened, I no longer hesitated, I immediately used the [Scorpion King Kung Fu], and ran away. Every few steps I ran, I turned around and threw a caterpillar needle. In the end, only one of the 13 warriors on the opponent's side was left.
.
I stopped, gasping for air, turned back to stare at the only survivor, and said with a smile: "Brother, have you chased enough? Let's duel openly!" Before I finished speaking, my sword was already gone.
He held it in his left hand.
The robber slapped his chest and shouted: "Okay!"
He was not far away from me at that time, only twenty yards away. I saw him running towards me with his knife raised, ready to die with me.
I grabbed the caterpillar needle very casually with my right hand, shot out two needles in a row, and nailed them to the highwayman's knee.
After this incident, the robber fell to his knees and asked in confusion: "Why? Why?"
Without answering his question, a caterpillar needle flew straight out of his hand and was firmly nailed to his forehead.
The highway robber fell to the ground, dead, and exploded with a tael of gold.
The whole battle was harmless from start to finish.
We turned back along the original route and found that the loot had not been refreshed yet. A total of 8 taels of gold and 26 taels of silver were collected in their pockets. It seemed that these robbers still lived a well-off life.
Walking on the road, I thought to myself: 'It's just a game, you're a humanoid monster and you want to compete with players? You're so naive.'
Vote to support the author and receive points and k-beans
