"Hoo, don't cause trouble one by one. Don't bother Master Tiger. I will make it difficult for you to eat!" Because Snake Xinhu was often bullied by me, at this time it finally broke out. I saw it fiercely
Standing up from the ground, he slapped his chest with his paws, and at the same time, he let out a roar from time to time.
We all looked at it with surprise and suspicion. After a while, I smiled and said, "Master Tiger, are you Taishan?"
"No, Mr. Tiger, I am a descendant of the dragon-bearded tiger!" Snake Xinhu replied to me confidently.
I rubbed my temples and continued with a bitter look on my face: "One moment you're like a mule, the next you're like a horse, and now you're like a gorilla! Are you afraid that others won't be able to tell that you are a hybrid creature?"
"Nian Ye, you are insulting Master Hu again. I am a divine beast." At this time, Snake Xinhu's momentum was obviously much weaker.
"Shit!" I yelled angrily, and I continued: "No matter how divine a beast you are, you still have to live under your crotch!"
"Fuck me, Brother Nian, I can't play mahjong with you. Why are you coming out to stir up trouble? There's no atmosphere now. Look at how Master Tiger asked you to squirt, just like a cowardly cat."
"." Kuangshi Tongzi pointed at Snake Xinhu who was curled up beside him, and said something embellished.
Guanyue Hongyan saw that the situation between me and Mr. Hu was at a fever pitch, and that war was just about to break out. She immediately came out to smooth things over and said, "Everyone is hungry, I'm going to cook some dishes for you."
After saying that, she turned around and walked quickly towards the interior of the station.
Looking at her background, I couldn't help but jokingly said: "Hey, little sister, put more dichlorvos and less arsenic. Put too much arsenic and your mouth will be confused! Haha."
After hearing this, Guanyue Hongyan turned around and made a face at me, and said with a smile: "My little girl doesn't dare to show off her skills in poisoning in front of the master, so I will leave." After that, she turned her head and headed towards the kitchen.
Go.
Watching her go away, I looked at Snake Xinhu and continued: "Look, look, look, such a gentle and lovely girl, how could you lose face just now? I've given you the knuckles of a big pig.
, but you actually think it’s dirty! What’s more, if you don’t eat the food that comes to you, I’ll starve you to death! Don’t think that you can’t starve to death just because you are a mythical beast. Even Sun Wukong is hungry. Are you as capable as Sun Wukong? No! Sun Wukong
No matter how powerful he is, he can't escape from the clutches of Tathagata Buddha. In the same way, your ability is not as good as Sun Wukong, and my ability is not as good as Tathagata Buddha. However, if we both drop one level, our strength will be the same. To tell you the truth, you will never be able to escape.
You can’t even escape my heart!”
"Pah, pah, pah." A series of claps sounded from where the thin man was. Putting down his hands, the thin man began to recall: "Chiluoluo's threats, holy shit, not long ago, Nian Ye also threatened me like this.
However, I, the thin man, did not give in to him, but I scolded him tirelessly every day. Even now, although my skills are not as proficient as Nian Ye, I can still be said to be able to do it with ease.
In this regard, the thing I want to express the most is - I hope everyone can practice their words more, so that when we negotiate with major gangs in the future, even if we are in the wrong, we can still justify it.
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"I don't need it. I know my level of language and art very well, so don't seduce me to talk." Lao Gao lowered his head and brushed his hair. From him, I vaguely saw Dugu Qiu.
The figure of defeat. As the saying goes, quantitative changes lead to qualitative changes. This must be the truth. Although most of what Lao Gao said is nonsense, if you talk too much nonsense, in the end, it can make people quarrel.
"That's true. No one should take the initiative to seduce Lao Gao. If you try to seduce him, you won't be able to get away with it." Scanning the crowd, I gave a serious instruction.
"Is the monster siege over? Then we can leave." Yi Dao Xiao said nothing casually, and named the main theme when he spoke.
Behind everyone's back, he handed the thin man a sign. The thin man understood and hurriedly replied: "According to my many years of experience in playing games, the battle should not be over yet, or it can be said that the battle has just begun. After all, come to attack the city.
The level of the monster is too low, which completely does not meet the requirements of the second-level gang stationed war. In my opinion, we should wait first."
"Slender man, open the gang chat channel and say: 'Anyone who doesn't come to guard the gang station now will be kicked out immediately!'"
"Holy shit, Mr. Nian, you just give it away when you say it, it's fifty yuan a piece!" The thin man said with a grin as he held his parcel in distress.
"Haha." I smiled bitterly at him, shook my head, and continued: "Then let me ask you, is this fifty yuan more important? Or is the development of a gang more important? You can't convince the public now, but you can get it later
Why lead a gang? At this time, it is a good time to select elite soldiers. If we miss this opportunity, our Duzunlou will officially become a second-rate gang. Just ask, how much noise can we cause with just a dozen of our leaders?
As the saying goes, you have the Shura Sword, and I throw the lime bag. You use the Tai Chi Sword, and I use the little brother's pad. Two fists are difficult to defeat with four hands. Even a good man is afraid of crowds! This is the truth."
"Okay, I'll listen to your wishes."
"Text one every minute, three in a row. Let's just wait for one hour. If we can't make it within one hour, we'll kick it."
"OK."
Leng Touqing looked at Shouzi and I who were singing harmony and asked with confusion: "Huh? Why doesn't it look like Shouye is the gang leader, but Nianye is the gang leader?"
With a crisp sound of "Pa!", Duoqing gave Leng Touqing a loud bang and said: "Damn it, you actually dare to say such rude words, don't you know that Shou Ye and Nian Ye are living together?
"
Leng Tou Qing covered his head, and an unsightly picture gradually emerged in his mind. After a while, he nodded, looked at me and the thin man meaningfully, and said, "You will be found dead!"
Using the Ink Shadow Body Technique, I suddenly turned into a ball of thick ink, and in an instant I floated in front of Leng Tou Qing. With a blast, I shouted in a low voice: "Look for your sister, where are you thinking about?"
"Oh, stop it. If you play it a few more times, I will become Gautama Buddha. I admit that it is all my fault. My thoughts are dirty and my speech is not good. I will change it."
I shuddered, and the dumbfounded Qing suddenly squatted on the ground, covered his head, and begged for mercy.
"Mo, Mo Shadow Corpse Walking, Junior Uncle, you, you have actually reached level 20?" The melancholy boy looked at me with disbelief on his face and stammered.
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