The experience of living for twenty-three years tells me that eating instant noodles alone cannot lead to good health, so I made a great decision, that is, I went to a restaurant today without my parents around, so it was still inconvenient to eat.
I dug through my pockets and found that I still hadn't touched the remaining one dollar and twenty-five cents from the shopping the day before yesterday. I sighed and felt guilty. I once again made a great decision, that is, to go out for a meal today! In my opinion,
Cengfan is the greatest thing in the world, because it has solved the embarrassment of countless people facing famine. It has made our skin three times thicker than that of the corner of the Great Wall. Therefore, Cengfan is undoubtedly the best thing in life.
The most glorious moment!
Humming the ditty that you can hum with your eyes closed: "Honghu land, water, ah! lang ah, lang, hit, lang!..."
While humming a little tune, I took out my Nojiya high-end smartphone that my father bought when he was 17 years old and made a call.
"Oh, hello, could you please check how much credit is left in my mobile phone?"
"Okay, please wait a moment. Your balance is xx yuan xx cents xx cents."
I closed the call, and after making sure I had enough credit on my phone, I dialed a number again.
I laughed and said first: "Hey, Mr. Shou? What's going on?"
A burst of hearty laughter came from the other side of the phone, saying: "Hey, Mr. Nian, I have nothing to do, I just want to play a four-person game."
I kept laughing and said: "Hey, it's quite pleasant. I can also play mahjong for a while. Didn't I tell you, brother, we will play that thing when we are adults! Stop now and go have a meal with our brothers."
The person on the other side didn't stop laughing and said, "Okay, where can we eat?"
I frowned and smiled and said: "Are you stupid playing mahjong? It's the same place, okay, we'll meet at the same place later, see you there."
The other person laughed and said, "Okay, just the two of us?"
When I heard this, I thought to myself: "It has to be just the two of us. How can we calculate the money if there are more people? Hehe, hehe!" I also laughed and said with a smile: "That's right! It's just the two of us, come out."
, the phone bill is too expensive, hang up!" I pressed the hang up button without waiting for the other party to speak.
Just in case, I went to the ATM in front of the bank and withdrew 500 yuan for emergencies.
With 501.25 cents in my pocket, I embarked on the journey to get some food! Walking on the street, there was a tragedy going on in an alley where three or four burly men were robbing a skinny white-collar worker. It was just
I took a quick look and left. In this day and age, doing well is better than anything else.
After passing another alley, the same scene happened again. I took a quick glance and prepared to leave. As soon as I took two steps forward, I felt something was wrong. Wait, the person who was robbed just now seemed to be a woman.
I stepped back, took out a bladed switchblade from my pocket, and slowly groped for it through the shadows under the lights in the alley. When I got closer, I heard Gangster 1 say: "That girl looks so good."
Not bad, are you interested in playing with our three brothers tonight?"
As I got closer, I could clearly see the woman's face, and she actually looked familiar.
After touching Gangster No. 1, I scratched his buttocks with the tip of a knife. The wound was one centimeter deep and about five centimeters long.
Only a scream was heard that echoed throughout the alley.
The three of them all turned to look at me. I thought it would be a lie if I said I wasn't afraid, but we also learned drama as an elective course at school. So I stuck out half of my tongue, shook my head and said, "Brother, what are you doing?"
You have a lot of fun, do you want to play with me? I'm 1p with the three of you, there are two ways, the first way I will kill the three of you, the second way you three will be killed by me, you choose."
Gangster 1 covered his butt and lowered his head and did not dare to speak. He must have been scared.
The third gangster was a young man with a ring on his nose. He looked at me with a dissatisfied look on his face. I thought to myself: 'If this girl wants to find trouble, I must not give her any chance.' I thought.
If you want others to be afraid of you, you have to act very perverted. I have watched a lot of movies about street perverts, such as "Hajime the Killer". Thinking of this, I imitated the scenes in it and suddenly tore off the
The nose ring on the third gangster's nose suddenly gushed out like a fountain. The third gangster covered his face and fell to the ground.
I glanced at the second gangster, narrowed my eyes and said with a smile: "Now we are 1 on 1, let's have some fun? Lately, I've been feeling itchy. I guess it's because I didn't eat enough human pork buns that time." After that, I was still timid.
Got the tongue.
When the gangster saw me like this for the second time, he thought to himself: 'Oh no, the person I met this time is probably a ruthless person, and he is probably a mentally ill person. It seems that he has no choice but to admit defeat this time.' After thinking of this, Gangster No. 2
He was trembling all over and smiled silly at me: "Big, big, big brother, can you give me a way to survive?"
I also laughed, because for him to say such a thing was equivalent to my momentum overwhelming them, which was tantamount to me winning 99%. So I smiled and said: "You, don't, don't, don't
Don't shiver! In fact, it's good to be alive. You can still see the sun tomorrow while you're alive. Do you want to see the sun tomorrow?"
Gangster No. 2 said with a cry: "I think, I think, I think. Please let us go." After he said this, the other two people also followed suit.
Seeing this, I continued: "Good guy, do you still want to see the sun tomorrow? That thing is very harmful to your eyes! Stop looking, I will dig out your eyeballs now." After that, I
He waved the knife in front of them.
When the three of them heard what I said, tears filled their eyes. With a "pop" sound, the three of them knelt down and kowtowed to me.
Seeing this, I became happy again and said: "Okay, okay, Grandpa, I'm not dead yet! Get up, I want to take this girl away, hehe. If you are sensible, get out of here and let me go again."
See, if I don’t give you a second-level disability, I’ll be sorry to the people!”
When the three of them heard this, they immediately felt as if they were being amnesty, and rolled and crawled deeper into the alley.
I looked at their retreating backs and sneered "hehe", put away the knife, and looked at the girl. At this time, she was so frightened that she fell to the ground.
I walked over, pulled her up, and then whispered: "Girl, don't be afraid. I was just pretending, but actually I was very scared inside. These little gangsters won't leave without seeing blood, so to be precise
, I am a good person, a good person who saved you."
The woman regained consciousness and asked in disbelief: "What did you say?"
I leaned towards her ear and whispered: "I said, I am your savior. It is not suitable to stay here for a long time. Let's leave here first."
The girl said "good" and walked out of the alley with me.
Through the dim street light, I finally saw her face clearly: 'This girl looks really like Xiao Yili, no wonder she looks familiar. And she has such a pure heart. She left as soon as she was called. She deserves to be robbed!'
Although I thought so in my heart, I said: "By the way, why did you let those bad guys rob you?"
The woman frowned and said calmly: "I was looking for my sister, and I got separated from her. The three people met me on the road and asked me if I was looking for someone. I said I was looking for my sister, and they said they would meet me.
They passed my sister, so I left with them."
When I heard this, I thought to myself: 'This girl is definitely the eldest daughter of some family. She stays at home all day long, so she doesn't have any social knowledge. That's obviously a lie.' I laughed and said: "You still
Haven't you eaten anything? I haven't eaten either, and I'm about to go get some food. Do you want to come with me?"
The woman looked at me doubtfully and said seriously: "You want to rob me too, right?"
I straightened my face, then made a face and said, "Why should I wait until now if I want to rob you? By the way, I don't know your name yet?"
The woman nodded and said with a smile: "My name is Chen Yuanyuan. What about you?"
When I heard this, I also smiled and said: "I met someone named Chen Yuanyuan on the phone two days ago! There are so many people with the same name now. My name is Wang Xiaonian. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you."
The woman named Chen Yuanyuan opened her eyes wide and asked in surprise: "Are you the interesting gentleman on the phone?"
At this moment, the time of the whole world seemed to have stopped. This is too bloody! The plot in the TV series actually bloomed in reality! It’s decided! I’m going to buy the Mark Six Lottery!
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