"Dunhuang Crescent Spring, I will go if you ask me to go? Then wouldn't I be very shameless?" I muttered under my breath, and continued to ask the thin man: "Slender man, is Dunhuang far from here?"
The thin man looked at me like he was an idiot and replied: "It's not just far, it's super far! Our current location is probably in the Heluo area, which is close to the chicken breast, and the Crescent Moon Spring in Dunhuang is
It is located in the chicken butt area. You should know how far the chicken breast is from the chicken butt, right?"
Hearing the thin man's words, I pretended to be confused and said: "The chicken breast is only about a palm's length from the chicken butt. So, you mean to say that Dunhuang is here, and this is Dunhuang. Are we the only ones in the world?
The building is the Leiyin Temple in the Crescent Moon Spring? If I were ordained and became the abbot of the Leiyin Temple, then my cheap senior brother Mao Xiaoyuan would probably dare to cause trouble and be buried here, which would not be good."
"Bah, what a beautiful idea you have to return Leiyin Temple! Look at your three-acre land, a big house with a radius of five acres. There is a tall wooden building that looks exquisite but is actually simple. It is said that
You said that this building is still made of thousand-year-old iron wood, but you wish you could pick out twenty false sentences out of ten, just like farting, you can’t count. Around this building, there were originally ten
There were eight coffins standing in a row, but now Brother Long and the others have moved. Once the coffins were removed, except for the kitchen at the back of the building, which collapsed when it rained, they were just standing in an empty wilderness! And there was,
Take a look at the front door of your house. It is indeed a 'front door'. It looks bigger than a dog hole anyway, but even if it is bigger than a dog hole, how much bigger can it be? And...
..."
"Okay, stop talking, tell me, how much does it cost to repair this gang station?" I interrupted the thin man's eloquent words like the water of the Yellow River flooding, and I laughed.
The thin man stared into my eyes, waved his hand, pointed at me and said helplessly: "Nian, do you know what I see in your eyes? Cynical and pretentious! People buy cars because they can afford them.
You can buy a car now. Although you can afford to pay for road maintenance, you can't repair the tires! This is a fundamental problem. How to solve it? Do you think that if you have five million, five million will fall from the sky?
?That's impossible, dear, please wake up. Although you can get spiritual satisfaction just by dreaming, the probability of realizing your material needs is no more than 0%, and it will even become a negative number."
After listening to the thin man's long speech, I shook my head and said helplessly: "Oh, no, maybe, we can wait until Christmas comes, hang the socks on the bedside, and wait for Santa Claus to come and give us money.
"
The thin man sneered at me, then shrugged and said: "I very much agree with your idea, but are you sure that Santa Claus's climbing skills are better than Spider-Man? He can go down directly from the roof of the building and then crawl into our balcony.
Go up? Even if he succeeds, your pair of socks that can crawl on their own when thrown on the ground will still be smoked to death?"
"That's nonsense. I didn't even tell you about the dirty things, but you talked about me instead."
"I have something dirty to do. Tell me what dirty thing it is."
"Nm, those socks of yours are so smelly that they can kill maggots! How dare you tell me? Seriously, how much will it cost to reorganize this gang station from the inside out?"
The thin man closed his eyes and calculated for a while, then said: "Just build eight or nine thatched huts, it will cost you 100,000 yuan no matter what, then build an outdoor swimming pool, two saunas, and a whole public toilet, and the rest
There are no shortage of large and small items, including pots and pans. By the way, I forgot to tell you that although our high-rise building has many levels, the decoration on the first floor is not bad, but you are
I haven’t climbed up to take a look, but let me tell you, do you know what Lanruo Temple looks like? The upper floors are scarier than TM Lanruo Temple! So, just a hasty renovation inside and out, five hundred thousand, can’t stop it.
Live. However, I am very confused, where do you want to get these five hundred thousand? Don't tell me that you are planning to rob a bank with two fireworks bombs."
"Huh!" I exhaled heavily and said melancholy: "Slender man, do you still remember what I said to you a few days ago?"
"What words?"
"We are going to get rich! Now we have to change it to say we are already getting rich." I said this very arrogantly and arrogantly. This is a thin man. If anyone else were present, I would get two punches.
Big mouth is definitely inevitable.
After hearing this, the thin man chuckled stupidly and asked, "Haha, how much did you earn?"
"Not much, maybe one million."
The thin man looked at the expression on my face and said with a wry smile: "Haha, is it true or not? You just said one million and it's so easy?"
"Humph!" I sneered and replied helplessly: "I've never eaten pork, so why haven't I seen a pig running? I've been watching police movies for 23 years, and even though the tens of billions on TV are not mine,
But at the very least, I can control my excitement when I see the money!" Before I finished speaking, I had already transferred the deposit of 500,000 yuan into the thin man's bank account.
After hearing what I said, the thin man took out his earwax and said, "Since you said so, I would be really ignorant if I don't take it. Where's the money? Give it to me!"
I waved my hand helplessly and said with a smile, "It has been transferred to your account."
The thin man opened the account and took a look, then walked up to me, patted me on the shoulder, and said: "Brother, thank you for your hard work. I didn't expect you to be so capable. Keep up the hard work. I'll log off first."
"Why are you going?"
"Go home and build a house and marry a wife!"
After kicking the thin man, the two of us looked at each other and smiled, "Haha", and everything was understood in silence.
"What should I do with this guy?" The thin man pointed at Zangtian, who was lying on the ground like a dead dog, and asked.
I shrugged, frowned and said, "I'll leave it to you. I think you won't let him go easily, because that's not your character."
"Hehe." The thin man smiled coldly, his words full of sinisterness: "I will use pipe pliers to crush all the bones in his body inch by inch."
"Eh!" I said in surprise, "You are so cruel. Are you sure you don't want to rub some salt in his wounds?"
The thin man thought for a while and replied: "I really didn't have this idea before, but now that you remind me, well, I understand."
I rolled my eyes at the thin man, cleared my throat, faced the direction of Duoqing and the others, and shouted: "Brothers, go back to the station and start dinner!"
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