"You must be careful about that person, and you can't make any mistakes." After informing everyone, the thin man and I went offline.
After taking off the gaming helmet, my door suddenly opened a crack with a bang. This made me think of countless possibilities after watching countless ghost movies.
"Who is it?" I asked nervously, frowning slightly.
"Woo~wu~wu~wu~" A ghost howling sound came, and the lights in the living room suddenly went out.
"Skinny man?"
"Woo~wu~wu~wu~" Ignoring my inquiry, the ghostly howling sounded again.
I reached out and took out a bag of instant noodles from the cardboard box standing next to the computer desk. I pretended to be angry and said, "Didn't this nm get robbed? Guys in the living room, wait, I will go out and beat you to death with instant noodles."
"
As soon as I finished saying this, the lights in the living room turned on. Immediately, my door was pushed open, and the thin man walked in casually.
He grabbed the instant noodles from my hand and threw them on the bed. The thin man pointed at me and said, "Don't waste instant noodles. Don't you know that prices in Longtan have increased now? In this era when personal economic income is not directly proportional to prices, how can you waste a bag of instant noodles?"
That would be punished by God. In ancient times, it would have been light to dip a pig cage into it!"
"Go, go, go, go! Go and stay where you are!" I frowned and scolded a few times, and then I continued: "By the way, let's go out to eat today." After that, I sat on the boss's chair and slid to the door of the bedroom.
I looked at my watch and saw that it was almost half past eight.
The thin man was silent for a while, and then he said righteously: "Forget it, you pay for the water and electricity bills here. This time, I'll pay, but the premise is that you have to go to the bank with me first."
After hearing what he said, I suddenly thought of something. I slapped my forehead, sat up from the chair and said, "You are so kind and righteous to spend my money to treat me to dinner!"
"It's okay!" the thin man replied in an unclean manner, then pushed me away from the doorway, walked to the living room, opened the security door, and walked straight downstairs.
I found a coat that didn't smell rancid and put it on. I picked up my phone from the computer desk and put it in my pocket. I took the key, locked the door, and went out.
When we went downstairs, the thin man was ready.
Thin man: "I'm ready, are you ready?"
Me: "I'm ready, are you ready?"
Thin man: "I'm ready, are you ready?"
Me: "I'm ready, are you ready?"
Thin man: "I'm ready... Hahahahahahahaha..."
Greeting each other n times with Spongebob's silly humor style, the thin man and I embarked on a journey to withdraw money.
On the way, the skinny guy and I started talking nonsense.
"Slender man, what do you think you will do with money?" Walking in this modern city with many high-rise buildings, I asked a question that I had never dared to think about before. Under the glow of street lights and neon lights, Slim Man
It sounds like there is a hint of vicissitudes in my words.
After thinking for a while, the thin man slowly replied: "When I have money, I will do good things."
"What's a good thing?" The thin man's answer instantly increased my thirst for knowledge.
"Hehe!" With a bad laugh, the thin man continued: "With money, I will never go to Zhang Laobal's house to steal food. Do you think this is a good thing?"
"Yeah." After pondering for a while, I smiled and said, "I think I should forget it!"
The thin man felt melancholy for a while, then he also laughed and said: "Haha, I say so. I have never done such a good thing since I was a child. This is the first time in my life."
After hearing what he said, I began to sigh: "Me too, I will return the set of "Three Kingdoms" that I snatched from the children of the shop owner downstairs three years ago. Although Lu Bu, Liu Bei,
Guan Yu also lost a series of cards such as kill, flash, peach, out of nowhere, etc., but fortunately, the card box was made of stainless steel. If you take it back to him, you can still sell it for a few cents, which is fine.
It’s a good thing not to lose.”
"All the cards are lost, can we still play?"
"It should work, but if it doesn't, I'll draw him another picture using playing cards."
"Come on, with your painting skills, a third-grade kid might be better than you."
"That's impossible. Now the art teacher doesn't give five points anymore. Instead, he gives four and a half points. This is to prevent the children from having too much satisfaction. Unlike our time, the teacher wouldn't even look at it for a minute.
I wish I could finish all the art homework in a class. All five points. Do you remember that one time, I asked the teacher for five and a half points. The teacher didn’t even think about it and just gave me six points and rounded them up. Look at this teacher
How good at mathematics..."
The thin man thought for a while, then suddenly realized something, and said: "I remember, it was the time when I scored seven points, right?"
"Why don't you die?"
"hey-hey."
After chatting all the way, we finally walked to the bank. The thin man touched his pocket and his face gradually became serious.
"New Year's Eve, I discovered a very serious problem."
"What's the problem? You don't have a bank card, right?"
After groping up and down for a while, the thin man's expression became more serious: "Damn, it seems that I really didn't bring it with me. No, I remember that I put it in my pants pocket."
"Which pocket did you put it in? I wonder if the pockets of polyester pants are shallow and things can easily escape?"
When the thin man heard this, he seemed to remember something, and then he squatted down, touched the trouser leg, and said: "I found it. It turns out that the pocket of my trousers was torn and the bank card fell out. Fortunately, these polyester trousers are two-layered.
.”
"Tch." I rolled my eyes and said helplessly: "I told you a long time ago that the zoo's products that cost 20 yuan a piece are not good, but you just didn't listen. Look at this casual piece of mine, which I bought for 80 yuan and is a high imitation. Although
It’s also a street stall product, but the quality is not comparable to your 20 yuan product!”
Taking out his bank card from his trouser pocket in an extremely inelegant and hooligan gesture, the thin man didn't care about the looks of the people around him looking at exhibitionists. However, I did. At that moment, I took out the sticker on my phone.
In the ear: "Ah, hello, Xiaoli, I have something to do here tonight. So, listen to me, I do have something very important today, don't be stubborn anymore."
Okay, take up the line, bye."
Seeing this, the thin man glanced at me helplessly and said, "Is that the case?"
"Guess." With a smile on my face, I continued: "Go and do whatever you want, and take less. This society is not safe. There are many Sikong Zhaixing and Chu Liuxiang on the street. If you understand, then disappear.
It's already nine o'clock now, and I don't know which ordinary restaurant can still cook good food after nine o'clock."
"Damn!" sighed, the thin man no longer hesitated and walked directly towards the ATM.
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