The winding corridor continued downward for five hundred meters, and I finally reached the end.
At the end, my eyes suddenly opened up, and a super-large bell cave appeared in front of me.
As I walked in, I looked around and saw that this cave was naturally formed. The drops of white ruby on the stalactite proved this very well. With the dripping of these rubies, it accumulated over time.
, dripping water penetrated the stone, and stone pits of different sizes were formed in this way. Among them, directly above the center of the cave, there is the strongest stalactite, and a stone pit more than ten inches deep, about the size of a bathtub, is located
Under it, when you look closer, you can see that there are not as many rubbish in this pit as there are under other stalactites, but they are very sticky and look like a ball of sticky sperm.
It's like a little red among thousands of flowers. If you don't want me to pay attention to it, it won't work.
"One drop of ten thousand years of stone can prove the Great Way to Heaven? If you swallow it all, then I won't fly to the sky? However, the appearance of this thing is too disgusting. Could it be that I am evil?" Looking at the group of people in front of me,
It looked like heavy sperm, oh, no, it was ten thousand years old sperm, I muttered in a low voice.
Dragging my chin and looking at these stone knuckles, I began to worry: "However, since this thing is a great tonic, those naughty pig's feet in fantasy novels dare not eat it directly for fear of exploding.
The body is in danger. If a living mortal like me swallows it directly, how can I not be beaten to ashes? nnd, feed the bold and starve the timid to death, let’s fight!” After that, I took the needle from the needle bag.
He took out an ordinary silver needle, dipped a drop into the ruby, put it in his mouth and took a sip.
I shrugged my shoulders, chirped twice, and said in surprise: "Huh? Are you okay?" As soon as I said these words, I felt countless hot air surge up in my Dantian, and instantly penetrated all my limbs.
skeleton.
"Cao Mu Ma, my Qi is disordered and I'm possessed!" This was the first sentence I said before I fainted.
As soon as my vision went dark, I severed all ties with the gaming community.
After watching and playing for half an hour, I switched back to the multidimensional era again. Unfortunately, it was still dark in front of me.
"Alas!" I took off my helmet, sighed, and said: "The matter has come to this, it is useless to talk more. It seems that I will not be able to survive for a while. Let's go out and walk around, and make some jokes along the way." After that,
, I took a random coat from the closet and put it on, opened the door, and walked towards the thin man's bedroom.
Kicking open the door of the thin man's room, I leaned on the door frame and shouted: "Hey, thin man, it's time for us to wake up. I'm going out for a walk. You should take good care of the house. If a thief comes in, besides you,
The big LCD TV, you also have to look after my gaming helmet! Do you hear me?"
The thin man took off his helmet and replied: "Didn't you enter the game to do a mission? Why did you come out again? The mission failed?"
"No, I can only say that I am waiting for failure." I frowned and sighed helplessly.
"Why?" The thin man continued to ask.
"Why are there so many fucks? By the way, how are you taking care of the big gift they gave us?" Seeing my own tragic experience, I couldn't help but think of that guy Zangtian.
The thin man waved his hand and said with a smile: "He? It's fine! As long as my thin man doesn't die for a day, he will never wake up!"
"Yeah." I nodded and said helplessly: "Now I finally know how that guy feels now. It's so fucking uncomfortable. It's just like being addicted to smoking. It's unbearable!"
After hearing this, the thin man hurriedly asked: "What's the matter? Are you being punished by others? Do you need me to call all the gangsters to rescue you?"
"Tsk, how can I do that? With my skills, I can be in the top 100 in our China area no matter what. Most people want to trick me, but there is no chance. I let myself be punished." I sighed helplessly.
, I said with a grimace.
After hearing this, the thin man thought for a while and continued to ask: "Let yourself be rehabilitated? What's the explanation?"
I pursed my lips, pondered for a while, and said, "Didn't I go to Yue Town to do a mission? Then I met a group of extraordinary little monsters, and then I accidentally encountered a mechanism. Originally, I still wanted to
Fighting with those little monsters..."
"Hehe." The thin man giggled, interrupted me, and said, "But you haven't knocked before."
"Hiss." I took a breath of cold air and said with a smile: "How can I not be defeated? I can't afford to be defeated? Do you know what kind of place I was in at that time?"
After hearing this, the thin man pretended to be surprised and asked: "What kind of place is it?"
"Do you know the mine that has been abandoned for many years?" I nodded and asked.
"I know." The thin man nodded.
After sorting out my language, I began to speak slowly: "The place I am in now is just like the mine that has been abandoned for many years. Those little monsters will explode after being killed. One or two is nothing, but there are too many.
That's scary. It's like saying that a small fist stone can blow up a piece of land by self-destructing, and three thousand small fist stones can blow up half a city. Because of this, so
I can’t afford it.”
"Oh, you're going to die!" The thin man laughed evilly and continued to ask: "That's it? Didn't you also touch a mechanism? Is that mechanism professionally used for anal sex? Since then, you have been attacked from all sides.
Are you too embarrassed to come out to see the world again?"
"Tsk!" I nodded and said with a smile: "Are you challenging my extreme endurance? Or are you trying to perfunctory me? Do you know what the final consequences of this will be?"
The thin man's eyes widened and he asked, "What?"
"Have you seen the movie "No Country for Old Men"?" I asked, imitating Antonchi Gurh's calm expression in the movie.
"See, what's wrong?" the thin man said in a panic, very cooperatively.
I nodded and continued calmly: "To tell you the truth, the killer Anton in there is me. So, you have to know that you will pay the price with your life if you deal with me!"
"Oh! mygod!" The thin man covered his mouth and exaggerated: "Oh my god, I actually angered the God of Death! Get the hell out of here! Don't talk nonsense to me. If you don't say that you touched the mechanism,
Whatever happened, I will continue to play the game!" Afterwards, the thin man's face was expressionless and his tone was calm, as if he had lost interest in my tragic experience.
I took out his 89-yuan high imitation spray gun from the baseball tube behind the thin man's door. I pointed the gun at the thin man and sneered: "You think I'm joking, right? To tell you the truth, I touched that spot.
The mechanism was a mistake, didn't you know? After I got in, I first entered a stone room."
"Okay, okay, don't get excited. Put down the gun. Are there steel balls in it? You also know that I am thin-skinned and I am sure to hit my head with one shot. What happened to you after you entered the stone room? What happened to you?
Put down the gun before answering." The thin man looked at the gun in my hand, afraid that I would pull the trigger wrongly.
I walked over slowly and put the gun against the thin man's forehead. I sneered and said, "I haven't loaded your gun yet! Look, you can't even pull the trigger." After that, I demonstrated it to the thin man.
"Tch!" The thin man snatched the spray gun I put on his head, threw it on the bed, and said, "You are so boring. Is there a mythical beast in the stone room? It will eat all your soul? That's it.
Sphinx?"
"Bullshit!" I shouted, and said helplessly: "The Sphinx is from Egypt, and I haven't left China, how can I encounter it?" After saying that, I gave the thin man a rollicking look.
"Then tell me what you saw in that stone room! I've been wandering here for a long time and I still don't see you. If you don't continue talking, get out of here. I still have to play games!" said the thin man.
His endurance must have reached its limit, and there was a hint of anger in his tone of voice.
Seeing this, I nodded and said with a wry smile: "Okay, I said, in that stone room, I saw a stone bed and a sword, plus three clay pots and four luminous stones.
"
After hearing this, the thin man rolled his eyes and said, "Are you talking about a cold jade bed, a dark iron epee, three jars of jade honey, and four luminous pearls the size of bull's eyes?" At this time, the thin man's face was filled with envy.
Looking at me, he didn't give me a chance to refute: "Brother, don't be ignorant of your blessings. Have you mistakenly entered the tomb of the living dead? You have to give me a copy of the Nine Yin Manual or something when you go back."
Let me take a look!"
Hearing his words, I continued to smile bitterly and said: "Is that the Tomb Sect? Stop talking nonsense. What's in the stone room is an ordinary stone bed and a simple-looking copper sword mechanism, plus three farts.
The unfilled earthenware pot also contains four stones that can only emit a weak light."
"You mean, when you went to grab that simple-looking bronze sword, you accidentally triggered another mechanism?" The thin man thought for a while and frowned.
"That's right." I nodded and continued, "And the secret passage is under the stone bed."
"Are you going down?" The thin man continued to ask uncertainly.
"Yes, I'm going down." I continued to answer helplessly.
"What happens after you go down?" The thin man continued to ask in a simple and concise way, just like the XX Bureau interrogating prisoners.
"After I went down, I saw a pool of ten thousand-year-old stone rubbish that looked like sperm."
"This metaphor is really disgusting. You won't eat it, right?"
"That's true! And I fainted." I nodded and smiled bitterly.
Nodding, the thin man picked up the helmet and said: "I know who you should go to most now, so you go ahead. I will take care of the gang's affairs, so you don't have to worry."
"OK!" I nodded, took out my cell phone, made a call and walked out the door.
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