In reality, the thin man had opened my door at some point. At this time, he imitated the way I did when I was harassing him, leaning on the door frame and looking at me with a look like 'you are just causing me trouble'
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I sat up from the chair, walked slowly to the thin man, and said with a smile, "What's wrong? Is there something going on so soon?"
The thin man was silent for a while and replied solemnly: "I don't think a normal person would wear sweetlovelolita-style clothes and walk on the street with a smile on his face."
"Oh, mygod!" I covered my forehead and said helplessly: "Have you called Anding Hospital? There are so many crazy people in society recently." After saying that, I frowned and took the matter seriously.
nodded.
"Fuck!" The thin man was also helpless. From his tone, I couldn't hear the slightest bit of joking.
I walked to the living room with the thin man and looked at the watch. It was almost eight o'clock.
"Can't you tell that I was joking just now?" I explained while sitting on the sofa.
The thin man turned on the TV and said slowly: "Now is not the time for joking. See for yourself, it's this woman, no, it's a girl." After that, the thin man turned up the channel a few times, and a thin but still beautiful girl appeared on the TV screen.
A pretty back.
Looking at the little girl on the TV who was dressed like a princess, I started joking: "Aren't you being honest?"
"How long has it been, and you still want to see her face? I just took a look at her face, and the male hormone index exceeded the standard. I don't want you to follow in my footsteps." The thin man was not anxious when he saw me as the victim.
Doesn't it mean that being anxious means "the emperor is not anxious but the eunuch is anxious"? Why bother? Therefore, the thin man is even more relaxed than me at this time.
"Cut your face and take a look." I said righteously.
"Okay." He responded, and the thin man used the remote control to switch to a channel.
"Tsk! She's so beautiful!" I praised her, and I began to carefully observe the kawaii girl on TV.
Wearing a sweetlovelolita-style dress mainly in light pink with snow-white lace as a lining, this little girl gives people a "kawaii" feeling. Her big eyes, small nose and cherry-like mouth make people feel like she is
Not a person, but a doll. In addition, her heavily made-up eyebrows and her bright smile make this girl look as pretty as a sunny angel. Finally, her gentle and tranquil long curly hair style,
The full and vibrant curvature makes the eyes particularly charming, and the curvy and thin bangs are arranged into a natural impression, which weakens the overall excessive sweetness and creates a sweeter and charming charm.
"No matter how you look at it, she is a cute loli girl. How do you know she is a killer?" Dragging my chin, I carefully observed the kawaii girl on the TV and asked unclearly.
One sentence.
The thin man was silent for a while, and then he began to share his analysis results with me in a serious manner: "Look at what she is wearing, Lolita dress! This style of clothing is inspired by the girls' clothing of the Victorian era and the detailed clothing of the Rococo period, as well as the Western
It was formed under the influence of gothic and punk subcultures. The typical example of this style of dressing is a knee-length skirt, with a gauze skirt or bubble pants worn underneath to achieve a diffused effect. It is usually paired with knee-high socks or knee-high socks.
Especially those with roses or crowns printed on them, lace and ruffles. The typical shoes are cute, similar to children's shoes. How many normal people in China would wear such clothes to show off?
It means that she is different! This is a common problem among killers. Generally, killers have their own unique features. Look at what she is holding."
Following the thin man's instructions, I looked at the kawaii girl's hand: "A parasol, it's not a big deal, right?"
The thin man gave me a slap in the face, then waved his hand, imitating Crayon Shin-chan's voice and said helplessly: "Children are really helpless these days." After that, the thin man followed up by asking: "Dear, may I ask?
What time is it now?"
I looked back at the watch and said with a smile: "It's eight o'clock sharp. You don't have eyes, so you can't read it yourself?"
"Oh, mygod! My fault, I didn't tell you that I was referring to the month." The thin man hugged his head. Judging from his expression, it was a precursor to going berserk.
"Early March." I said softly.
Nodding, the thin man sneered: "That's the problem. In early March, there was a light snowfall in the first two days, and it has been cloudy these past few days. What is she doing with a parasol?"
After hearing what the thin man said, I suddenly realized: "So that's it? That means..."
The thin man interrupted me and said as if he was possessed by Sherlock Holmes: "Yes, that is to say, when the handle of her parasol is pulled out, it becomes a knife or a gun, and when the umbrella is opened, it becomes an anti-explosion shield!"
"Today's killer equipment is really advanced." I sighed sincerely.
"Who says it isn't? Do you think there are two golden sand eagles hidden under her skirt?" The thin man stared at the TV intently, as if he could see through it if he kept staring.
Standing up, I looked at the thin man and said with a bad smile: "Isn't it okay to just catch him and pick him up and see?"
"It's a good idea, but you don't know the depth of their skills. What if you can't do it?" The thin man sighed helplessly, looking worried.
"Then what do you think we should do?" I sat down again and expressed my doubts.
After holding it in for a long time, the thin man choked out one word: "Wait!"
"Waiting for her to come and fuck us two?"
The thin man gave a wry smile, then turned to me with a helpless expression and said, "It seems we don't have to wait any longer. She has already entered our community, and her target seems to be our building."
"She's dead!" I said seriously.
"Humph." The thin man chuckled and asked, "Are you very confident?"
"Confidence comes from strength. Our lives are too comfortable, so there is no room for my self-confidence to be fully exerted. If I were serious, there would never be more than ten people in the world who could kill me!" A very proud sentence.
If the words came out of my mouth, ordinary people would definitely think that I was crazy. However, the thin man understood that I was not arrogant, but humble. Because he knew very well that if there was really a fight, he would take action.
Come on, there will never be more than seven people in this world who can defeat me.
"Are you serious now?" The thin man switched channels back and forth, intently monitoring every move of the kawaii girl on the TV.
"It's fake. Killing people in public. Do you really think this is playing virtual life?" I waved my hand and replied in a joking tone.
"It seems that the right way is to kill first and then kill!" The thin man and I looked at each other and expressed our true thoughts in unison.
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