"Your idea is really obscene." The thin man continued to stare at the TV screen, his tone was calm but still joyful.
"Why don't you?" I also stared at the TV screen and replied in the same tone as him.
After a while, the thin man suddenly turned his head and said to me in a conspiratorial manner: "Look, she has already walked downstairs. This makes it even more certain that she is here to cause trouble for you."
"I have a plan and I need your cooperation." I looked into the thin man's eyes seriously.
"Needless to say, I already know the general idea. Let's change our coats." The thin man stood up, took off his coat and handed it to my hand.
"Do you understand what I mean? Why?" I stood up, took off my coat, and put on clothes for a thin person: "It seems a bit small, and it feels like wearing tight clothes."
"If a pair of tights can save your life, then it's not unworthy if you wear it once." The thin man took three steps and two steps in a row. At this time, he had already walked to the door. When he opened the door, the thin man looked at me and said, "I
Forgot, you should be the first, and why I know your plan, I think it is completely 'without a colorful phoenix with two flying wings, but with a clear mind and a clear mind'."
When I walked out of the door, I didn't forget to joke: "Well, 'I don't have the wings of a colorful phoenix, but I have a clear mind.' I said this to Chen Yuanyuan in the afternoon. I have no interest in having sex."
"Well, would you like some lubricant?" the thin man said jokingly after closing the door.
"Oh, no, thanks." I replied to the thin man, and I started walking downstairs.
The dim lights flickered on and off, and the piles of cabbage in the corridor looked like graveyards under the light, making people shudder.
By the way, our building is quite old. It is said that it has been in existence since the early 1960s. I heard from the old people here that the strange things that happen in this building are no less than those recorded in the "New Ear Bag of Strange Tales".
The number of stories. For example, there is a little girl shooting a ball in the corridor at night, but she is blind... Or for example, a certain family has moved away, but there are still people in their residence at midnight
Talking. In addition, for example, the glass ball in the middle of the night, the soul-breaking skateboard, etc., and a series of stories have happened in our building. However, the most cautious thing is the thing - the one with the mouth
Cabbage. Of course, it’s not impossible. This is just a story made up by someone after being caught in a mousetrap. Anyway, except for the cabbage with a mouth, I have never encountered the others personally.
The sound of footsteps came from the corridor downstairs.
"Cha!~Cha!~Cha!~" The steps were low and powerful, completely unlike the sound a frail little girl could make when walking.
"Praise the Lord! Hallelujah! Fuckman!" Walking in front, my eyes widened and my hair was as messy as a chicken coop. Of course, this was to make the kawaii girl lose vigilance towards me, while the thin man
Always following me at the corner of the stairs, ready to launch a surprise attack.
"Cha! ~ Cha! ~ Cha! ~" The voice is getting closer and closer, and it is getting deeper and deeper.
We met, my kawaii sister and I met in front of the cabbage pile at Zhang Laotu’s house on the third floor.
At this time, Kawaii sister was looking at me with a smile on her face, and I was looking at Kawaii sister with a silly smile on my face. We looked at each other. For a long time, for a long time...
About three seconds later, Kawaii's sister began to ask: "Hello, what can I do for you?" Although the words were as beautiful as the chirping of a nightingale, there was a sense of command in them.
"Hehehehe." I giggled and spat on the ground. I pouted and cursed: "You m13." His arrogant expression made it obvious at a glance that he was not a normal person.
"Are you sick?" Kawaii's sister muttered in a low voice, then raised her legs to leave.
"Stop, what did you just say?" I jumped over two steps and stopped in front of Kawaii's sister, saying arrogantly.
"No, it's nothing." The voice was low and plain, but I believed that behind this plainness was endless murderous intent.
"You're perfunctory with me." A plain expression and a low voice.
At this moment, the thin man appeared: "Holy shit! You fool, you are so fucking stupid, and you bully our children again. Don't run away, I'm fucking stupid!"
"Hahahahaha~" I turned around and gave the thin man a silly smile. I walked around Kawaii's sister and ran down.
Subconsciously, Kawaii mm turned around, looked at my escaping figure, and muttered: "It seems like I am really a fool."
At this moment, the thin man suddenly exerted his strength and struck Kawaii's sister on the neck with a knife. As Kawaii's sister fell, the thin man held her up and said: "He is stupid, I see.
You are really stupid."
Slowly walking up from downstairs, I snatched the parasol from Kawaii's sister's hand: "Carry it back to her first." After that, I asked the thin man to help me carry Kawaii's sister on my back.
Then he returned home.
Time: 8:06 Beijing time Location: My living room Characters: Me, Slim and Kawaii MM tied Kawaii MM like a rice dumpling, I took her parasol and started playing with it: "Skinny,
Tell me, where is the mechanism of this advanced gadget now? No matter in terms of weight or shape, I think this is just an ordinary parasol." After that, I picked up the scissors from the coffee table and cut it on the umbrella.
With a "stab" sound, a big hole appeared on the umbrella: "Look, it's just ordinary fabric."
"Uh~" Seeing this, the thin man opened his eyes wide and said, "There must be a firearm or sharp weapon inside this umbrella."
Hearing what the thin man said, I held the handle of the umbrella, pressed the umbrella body against the ground, and pressed down hard. "Crack~" The umbrella body snapped into two pieces.
Seeing this, I looked at the thin man helplessly and said: "The umbrella body is also an ordinary umbrella body, and it seems to be a low-quality product." After that, I reached out and touched the outside of Kawaii MM's thigh, and it felt smooth and smooth.
It's greasy, as if you've touched the cream, and you can't put it down: "There doesn't seem to be a gun under the skirt."
"You are really a gangster." Seeing this, the thin man seemed a little embarrassed: "Well, this, this can explain a lot of problems. It shows that people with high skills are so bold that they don't even bother to use weapons to kill you.
"
"A woman comes to kill me with her bare hands? It seems like she has quite a lot of accomplishments in Wing Chun!" After saying that, I pushed the thin man off the sofa with a 'side plowing hand'.
"Damn, you're so boring." The thin man licked his hair, pointed at me and said helplessly, "Just watch, I'll cook some bags of instant noodles."
"Woo! ~It hurts~" At this time, Kawaii's sister seemed to have woken up: "What is this place?"
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