George was stunned by what I said. Seeing this, I started to add fuel to the fire and dance like a gun. I slammed the spear in my hand on the ground and shouted: "I think back then, my army was squatting on the wall, with few soldiers and all the food, and the Han army and the princes were surrounded by soldiers.
The numbers were heavy. At night I heard that the Han army was besieged on all sides. I was shocked and said: "Have the Han army already been in Chu? How many people are there in Chu!" I got up at night and was in the drinking tent. There was a beautiful woman named Yu, and I was often lucky to follow him.
; The name of the horse is Zou, and I often ride it. So I sang a sad song generously, and wrote a poem of my own: "Strengthening the mountains, the world is overwhelming, but the times are not good, but the zui will not fade away. What can be done if the zui does not fade away, what can be done if it is worried!"
I sang for several rows, and the beauties were in harmony with me. I cried for several rows, and I was weeping on both sides, and could not look up.
So I mounted my horse, and more than 800 of my strong warriors and followers under my command broke out at night and marched southward. At dawn, the Han army was aware of it and ordered the cavalry general Guan Ying to pursue it with five thousand horses. I crossed the Huaihe River and rode on
There are more than a hundred people who can belong to me. When I went to Yinling, I lost my way and asked Yitian's father. Tian Fuling said: "Zuo." Zuo fell into the swamp and was pursued by the Han Dynasty. I then led the troops again.
To the east, as far as Dongcheng, there were twenty-eight cavalry. The Han cavalry was chasing thousands of people. I could not escape, so I said to the cavalry: "It has been eight years since I raised the army. I have fought more than seventy battles, and those who were in charge have been defeated.
The one who was attacked was subdued and was not defeated, so he dominated the world. However, the soldiers are trapped here, and the death of me in this world is not a crime of war. Today I am determined to die, and I hope to fight quickly for you, and I will win three times for you.
The king broke the siege, beheaded the generals, and cut down the flags, so that all the kings would know that heaven is destroying me, and it is not a crime of war." He divided his cavalry into four teams, facing four directions. The Han army surrounded them heavily. I called his cavalry and said: "
I am the duke and take one of his generals." I ordered my cavalry to ride down from all directions, and there were three places in Shandong. So I shouted and rode down, and the Han army was invincible, so I killed one of the Han generals. At this time, Chiquanhou was the cavalry general and chased me.
, I scolded him with angry eyes, and Chiquanhou's men and horses were frightened, and they marched for several miles. He and his cavalry met in three places. The Han army did not know where I was, so they divided their troops into three and encircled them again. I then galloped and killed the Han one again.
The captain killed dozens of people, reunited my cavalry, and killed two of my cavalry. Then he called my cavalry and said: "What's the matter?" The cavalry all fell down and said: "As the king said!"
So I wanted to cross the Wujiang River eastward. A long boat was waiting at the Wujiang Pavilion, and he said to me: "Although the east of the river is small, the land is thousands of miles away, and there are hundreds of thousands of people, it is enough for a king. I hope that the king will cross quickly. Now I am the only one who has a boat, Han
When the army arrives, there is no way to cross." I laughed and said, "If Heaven destroys me, how can I cross the river? I crossed the river to the west with eight thousand people from the east of the Yangtze River, and now no one has returned. Even if my father and brother from the east of the Yangtze take pity on me, I will
How can you see it with your face? Even if he doesn't say anything, how can he be worthy of his conscience?" Then he said to the head of the pavilion: "I know you sir. I am riding this horse for five years. It is invincible. I have traveled thousands of miles in a day, and I can't bear to kill him.
He ordered all the cavalry to dismount and walk on foot, and fought with short soldiers. He killed hundreds of Han soldiers alone. I also suffered more than ten wounds on my body. I saw Lu Matong, the commander of the Han cavalry, and said: "
If he is not an old friend of mine?" Ma Tong looked at him, pointed at Wang Yi and said, "This is the king." I then said, "I heard that the Han Dynasty bought my head for a thousand pieces of gold and ten thousand households in the city. I am a virtuous person." He committed suicide and died.
Wang Yi took my head, and the remaining cavalry trampled each other and fought for me, killing each other dozens of people. Finally, the knight riding Yang Xi, the riding commander Lu Matong, the knight Lu Sheng, and Yang Wu each got one of them. Five of them.
All of them are together, so they are divided into five places: Lu Matong is granted the title of Zhongshui Marquis, Wang Yi is granted the title of Du Yanhou, Yang Xi is granted the title of Chiquan Marquis, Yang Wu is granted the title of Wu Fanghou, and Lu Sheng is granted the title of Marquis of Wu Fang.
Marquis Niyang." I recited a classical Chinese passage directly to George and the skeleton soldiers. I stroked my chin and fired my gun. It looked like I was going to sing a big show.
Seeing this, George stood up from the ground and looked directly at me with his empty eyes. After a while, he scratched his head with his index finger and said: "Listening to what you said, Xiang Yu seems to be dead? But when I come again,
You don’t look like a dead person?”
When I heard what he said, I thought to myself: 'No, the plan has been exposed. I have to hold on to something more and continue acting. Oh, I have it.' No longer hesitating, I started to move vigorously and let out a low and long roar.
I heard from my mouth: "Roar~"
After a loud shout, the top of the cave was shaken down with countless dust and gravel, and even the slightly older stone tablets on the ground graves were shaken to pieces.
The cave was silent at this time, and the skeletons must have been stunned by my shout. For a moment, they were as motionless as models.
After a long time, a restless little skeleton broke the heavy atmosphere.
"Oh, my God, my skull was shattered by his roar."
"Hey, little skeleton, you stepped on your right leg bone."
"Who the fuck took my big crotch?"
"This fan is not mine."
"Damn, that's my order."
"not mine."
"..."
For a time, the skeletons had different opinions. All in all, they were in chaos again.
At this moment, a sturdy little skeleton walked up to me. Judging from his clothes, he should be a general from the late Tang Dynasty to the Five Dynasties: "Are you really Xiang Yu? I want to challenge you!"
I smiled mysteriously at him, slammed the spear in my hand on the ground, and whispered: "Actually, I am Li Cunxiao!"
"Hiss." The little skeleton took a breath of cold air, then laughed and said: "Then forget it."
Seeing this, George sighed helplessly, and then said to me solemnly: "It seems that I can't count on them! However, it's just me. I believe that I still have the ability to defeat you!" After that,
, it pulled out the long sword hidden in the crutch.
I glanced at the sword in its hand, and saw that the sword was narrow and thin, measuring three feet six inches long, with a cold light, and it was a fine thousand-forged cold iron sword.
"How much qi and blood do you have? I have 125,000 points of qi and blood." I asked softly with eyes as bright as fire.
"I have 200,000 blood, so it's definitely not me who loses." It can be seen that George is very confident.
"You seem to have only one weapon." It has 200,000 HP, and it is a monster with high physical defense and high sensitivity. For this, I had to attack it verbally first.
"Yes, I only have one weapon, and this is the only one in my hand." George glanced at the narrow sword in his hand with empty eyes, and his tone was full of confidence.
Seeing this, I handed the crocodile spear to my left hand and nailed it to the ground. Immediately, I stretched out my right hand and touched the package, taking out the Thunder Hammer, Golden Explosion and Haoyun Seal.
Wrapping Lei Yichui around my body, pinning Golden Burst to my waist, and holding Haoyunzhuan in my hand, I pointed at the needle bag on the outside of my right leg with Haoyunzhuan, and said with a smile: "You only have one weapon, and I
There are five types, and each of these five types of components has different functions and attack methods."
After hearing this, George paused slightly. Although his movements were small, I still noticed him, which showed that his heart had been shaken.
"Let's start!" Taking advantage of your illness to kill you is my usual style. With a sneer, I used the Haoyunzhuan in my hand to strike with the Weeping Sky strike. The Haoyunzhuan flew in the air, like a flower in the dark night.
The blooming white lily stabbed directly at George's chest.
Thanks to the super high strength attribute, my hidden weapon attack speed and power are now beyond what I could do before.
In just the blink of an eye, Hao Yunzhuan had already flown to George's chest. Seeing that he could not dodge, George raised his sword across his chest, and with a sound of "Cang!" the sound of gold and iron clashing, Hao Yunzhuan was carried half an inch away.
It was nailed to his left shoulder, and the strong residual force almost shattered his left shoulder. This blow alone knocked out nearly 5,000 of its vitality.
"Damn it!" George cursed and was about to pull out the Haoyun seal nailed to his left shoulder. However, I would not give it this chance. I shook off the thunder hammer wrapped around my body and quickly turned on the mechanism. Jiuxiao
The Thunder Shuttle had already been released, and its target was George's hip bone.
When George saw this, he sneered and jumped up. He must have wanted to take advantage of my old skills to play air strikes. However, I calculated every attack in my heart, so George was destined to make a mistake again this time.
"Hmph." I sneered, and I jerked my hand, and the Nine Heavens Thunder Shuttle reversed, drew a perfect arc behind me, and then flew straight towards George, who was in mid-air.
"Fuck!" At this time, George, who was in mid-air, couldn't help but cursed, but helplessly, the Nine Heavens Thunder Shuttle still nailed it. With a strong tug, George hit me head-on. It also
You're not stupid, you actually know how to point the tip of your sword at me in order to take the opportunity to kill me.
Soon enough, I pulled out the crocodile spear that was nailed to the ground. I turned the head of the gun upside down and held it with my backhand. I flicked it with all my strength. The head of the gun was completely immersed in George's body. Because of the crocodile spear,
Its bones seemed to have been shattered a lot by the action of the barb on its head. At the same time, its Qi and blood were also dropping rapidly. I understood that this was due to the poisonous Wuliangye on the head of the spear.
"Let's go!" I shouted as the gun body pressed down. George was pinned to the ground by me. I released the chain in my hand and pulled out the gold burst. I quickly stepped forward and stepped on his wrist.
Aiming the golden gun at George's head, I smiled and said, "Sure?"
George let go of the narrow sword in his hand, and then stretched out his other hand to shake his dislocated jaw.
"Click." With a sound, the chin was connected, and George pulled out the Nine Heavens God Thunder Shuttle that I had nailed to its hip bone, and said: "I'm done."
Pulling out the Haoyun seal nailed to his shoulder, I let go of my feet, pulled him up from the ground, and said, "I'll tell you another secret. In fact, I know the art of rebirth of the dead and the seal of immortality, and my body
My body is that of the God of War. Do you know Ares, the God of War? I killed him, and then used the Immortal Hair to create an undead barrier. Then, I used the Necromancer Regeneration Technique to transplant my soul into Ares’ body.
.Finally, a new era of war god was born." After that, I picked up the cane and narrow sword and handed it into George's hands.
George took the narrow sword and was in a daze for a while, as if he was confused by my series of smooth lies.
Hearing what I said, the skeletons who were fighting together also stopped what they were doing and looked at me together, as if they had doubts.
"Do you have any questions? I allow you to ask." I used a spear to pick up the thunder on the ground, caught it, and threw it into my backpack. I danced like a gun and shouted.
After hearing my words, the skeletons started talking about each other. Finally, a little boy stood up and said, "Excuse me, who is Ares?"
"Bah bang bang~!" I clapped my hands and said with a smile: "Little Skull, you asked a good question! Who is Ares? Let's put it this way, Ares is equivalent to Xing Tian in our Chinese mythology.
got it?"
As soon as I finished speaking, the skeletons started talking about me again.
"He said he was Xing Tian."
"Are you stupid? Xingtian only exists in fairy tales, how could he be?"
"You are the stupid one. Look at yourself. Now you have turned into a skeleton. What else is impossible in this world?"
"He is Xing Tian, Xiang Yu, Li Cunxiao, who else is he?"
"..."
"Stop!" I yelled, and I made a silence gesture and said: "I am Ares, Xiang Yu, and Li Cunxiao. Besides, I am Zhao Zilong, Guan Yu, Lu Bu...
"We talked nonsense for another half an hour. At this time, the skeletons became more and more trembling in their livers as they listened, and I became more and more energetic as I talked. In this way, one after another "The Scream" appeared one after another.
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