"Glass is useless to it." I pointed to the balcony window and said softly.
When the thin man heard this, his eyes widened instantly: "Don't worry, I will kill you first before being scared to death."
"Grandson, you are so old." I snorted coldly. I stood up, stretched and said, "What's wrong? Let's go out and have a look? I'm scared to death. Don't put the blame on other people's heads."
, it’s all because you are so mean-spirited that you insist on stretching your neck to look at me.” After that, I turned around and walked straight towards the door.
Seeing this, the thin man stood up, glanced around in a panic, and hurriedly caught up with him: "Damn, wait a minute. I'll tell you, I figured out one thing during the two years when I had claustrophobia. That
That is, not only is the glass useless to it, but also the wall has no blocking effect on it."
Ignoring the thin man, I quietly opened the door.
"Tonight I came to your window again, your shadow on the curtain is so cute... I have loved you quietly for so many years, and I will leave tomorrow... How many times have I come to your window
, I also wanted to knock on the door and ask you to come out. Thinking about your beauty and my ordinaryness, I walked away silently again and again... Goodbye, my beloved dream girl, I will go to the distance to find the future...
..If I return to my hometown in glory one day, and express my feelings outside your window...I see my beloved dream girl again, and say treasure to your shadow. If I never come back, let the moon stay
Outside your window..." The voice in the corridor was still singing, intermittently, making people feel numb.
By listening to the voice and identifying its location, I knew clearly that the voice came from upstairs, and it was at the door of Gongsun Laonen's house. It was like a lonely soul that had been unwilling to be reincarnated, singing in a low voice.
Hearing this song, the thin man hid behind me and began to murmur in a low voice: "Hey, Nian Ye, do you think this is an innocent spirit coming to seek life? Or is it the kid Gongsun Laonen and their family raised who ran away and can't enter the house?"
"Shh." I made a silent gesture and said softly: "Let's touch it and have a look." After that, I quietly walked out of the door and walked upstairs.
"Okay." The thin man nodded and followed closely.
"Tonight I came to your window again. Your shadow on the curtain is so cute...I have loved you quietly for so many years, and I will leave tomorrow..." The voice is getting closer and closer, and
It's getting more and more bleak and soft.
"Nian Ye, are you scared?" The thin man squatted next to me and asked me nervously.
"Afraid?" I looked at the thin man with disdain and said softly, "Do you know who I am?"
"Hmm~ I really don't know." The thin man shook his head like a lang drum.
"Oh, this shows how ignorant and superficial you are." I closed my eyes and shook my head helplessly, and I continued: "Let me tell you, I am the 132nd generation leader of the Maoshan Sect!
I have conquered countless demons in my life, but as long as I yell, "Om mani padme hum", all ghosts and demons will end up in despair!" After saying that, I nodded solemnly, indicating that this was true.
"It's amazing! But isn't 'Om Mani Padme Hum' a Buddhist mantra? How can you use it from Maoshan?" The thin man explained the mystery in one sentence, which made me feel ashamed.
My face turned slightly red, I waved my hand and said softly: "That's not important, the important thing is - being able to subjugate and eliminate demons is a good skill."
"Get out of here!" He cursed in a low voice, and the thin man continued: "Don't stay here all the time. It's been ten minutes since I left the door, and I've only just gone up a few steps. Are you giving in?"
"I'm afraid of your sister." I retorted, I stood up, turned around in a sly manner, and whispered softly: "If there really is a ghost..."
"What if there is really a ghost?" The thin man saw that I only said half of my words, so he couldn't help but interjected and asked.
"If there is really a ghost, then let's just wait for death. By the way, Mr. Shou, have you told your family your bank card password?" Once again, I used my 'intimidation skills' on Slim Man.
The thin man was stunned for a while and said: "Oh, I really didn't tell my parents. Brother, you go up and take a look first. I'll go back to the house and make a phone call." After that, the thin man turned around and went into the house.
.
I grabbed him by the collar and shouted: "Grandson, don't pretend to be stupid, the phone is useless!"
"Ah! Ghost!" At the same time, the thin man was frightened by my 'quick grab' and shouted.
"Sure!" The thin man and I sighed almost at the same time.
The thin man and I were about to retreat when we heard a faint voice coming from upstairs: "Ghost? Where is the ghost? Who is the ghost?" The voice was neither yin nor yang, but I couldn't tell whether it was a man or a woman.
.
Stopping, I made two "click, click" sounds, moved my neck, and said, "Fuck him, I guess that guy upstairs isn't a ghost, but he's not a human either."
After hearing this, the thin man's heart, which was still scared about this matter, relaxed. He dragged his chin carelessly and frowned. The thin man said to me in a doubtful tone: "Hey, Mr. Nian, tell me, what's going on upstairs?"
Who is it? Who has nothing to do in the middle of the night and is running around in the corridor to scare people? Aren't you a little pretentious?" The thin man said this with a domineering tone, and he didn't look like a grandson just now.
I nodded and said softly: "Have you seen A Chinese Ghost Story? That's the voice of the tree demon in it."
"I'm not afraid of monsters! As long as it's not a ghost, I love whoever you want! If you dare to come out to disturb the people in the middle of the night and you get hit by me, you are just looking for trouble and seeking death!"
"Let's go up." Niu B said coaxingly, and I started to climb up the stairs, four steps at a time.
Five seconds later, a withered and thin man appeared in front of me and the thin man.
After a cursory glance at him, I saw that this guy was wearing a straight suit, with hair wax on his head, gold-rimmed glasses, and a pair of shiny leather shoes. Of course, these were just his appearance. Other than that, this guy had small eyes and flat eyes.
His nose and face were all covered with freckles, making him look like an extremely wretched man.
"You, you, who are you?" Xiao Siyan was very puzzled by the menacing arrival of the thin man and me, so he asked this question.
"Xiao Siyan, who are you?" The thin man pursed his lips, and the whole sentence came out of his mouth, looking like a little hooligan.
"How do you talk?" I turned my head, glanced at the thin man, and said softly: "Hey, whose child has come out?"
"I, I, I..." I kept saying "I" for a long time, but Xiaosi didn't even think of "I". He must have been shocked by the "dominance" that the thin man and I invisibly released.
"Xiao Siyan, I'll give you three seconds. If 'I' don't say anything, I'll go and shi." The thin man pointed at Xiao Siyan, with a threatening tone in his words. I didn't respond to this.
There is no hindrance.
"me......"
"one......"
"me......"
"two......"
"me......"
"Three...shi..." After saying that, the thin man took two steps forward and was about to take action.
"I said!" Xiao Siyan squatted on the ground with his head in his hands. His panicked look made people feel sorry for him. The spirit of "a man should strive for self-improvement" was not displayed in him at all.
"I, I, I, actually I came here to see Gongsun Xiao." Xiao Siyan raised his head slightly, looked at me with aggrieved face, and cried.
"Cry me!" The thin man shouted angrily after giving Xiao Siyan a big-eared spoon.
"Hiss." Taking a breath of cold air, I frowned at the thin man and said, "You are so full that you are bullying others."
"You were trying to scare me before." The thin man said this so confidently that he basically deprived me of the opportunity to refute.
"You're right." I nodded, and then started to smooth things over: "However, if you beat this cute little guy silly and his father comes to find you, don't say that he is putting pressure on you. Of course,
You can use your neurosis as a weapon to kill his whole family, and in the end, you will spend the rest of your life in a mental hospital without any suspense."
Sure enough, after listening to my advice, the thin man's face was still very angry, but he finally hid behind me dejectedly. At the same time, the little four-eyed man also stood up, and he seemed to
He also misunderstood what I meant. Not only did his face look less wary of me and the thin man, but it also showed some arrogance.
Xiao Siyan first tidied up his slightly messy clothes and hair, and then started to say angrily to me and the thin man: "How dare you touch me, do you know who my father is? Let me tell you, I...
...." Before he could finish speaking, I raised my hand and snapped my fingers at the thin man behind me, saying: "Slender man, fuck him!"
"Okay!" The thin man responded and rushed forward.
"&%#￥amp;ha no ha no ha%￥#amp;#spiritual pillamp;#￥@#￥leiqieamp;%#￥%whirl the sand back homeamp;%￥#@amp;......
"There are dozens of moves in a row, some are missing, and the thin man is calling Xiao Siyan's body one after another, all kinds of skills, all kinds of mess.
"Phew, done!" About ten minutes later, the thin man sighed, looked at me and said with a smile, "Take it easy."
I nodded, looked at the little fourth boy who was lying on the ground with a bruised nose and swollen face, frowned and said: "Fuck, thin man, actually, just putting your pair of socks into his mouth is already the biggest thing you've done to him.
Punished." After saying that, I knelt down, picked up the gold-rimmed glasses scattered aside, and put them on Xiao Siyan's face.
"Humph, is it fun to pretend to be 13?" I sneered and asked softly, looking at Xiao Siyan.
"No, no, it's not good, it's not fun. Really, really, it's not fun at all." Looking at me and the thin man with pain on his face, the little boy muttered with his eyes.
Vote to support the author and receive points and k-beans
