"I want to ask you a few questions." I looked around cautiously and said softly to Xiaosi.
"Okay, you, you, you, you ask." It can be seen that Xiao Siyan is still very wary of me at this time. I believe that if I exert more pressure, he will probably 'pee on the spot'
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"The first question is, what is your relationship with Gongsun Xiao?" I don't know why, but I asked such a boring question. I said this almost involuntarily.
"Gong, Gongsun Xiao, she, she is, my classmate." Xiao Siyan said this with confidence, as if the mention of the three words "Gongsun Xiao" would give him great courage.
"That's it." I nodded and muttered softly.
"Second question, why did you come to Gongsunxiao?" As if to force a confession, I pointed at Xiaosi's face and asked insidiously.
"I, I, I came to her to express my love for her." Although he stuttered a little and blushed a little, Xiao Siyan still said what he was thinking. From this point alone, I have to admire him.
I smiled jealously at him, opened my mouth and uttered one word: "Get out."
After hearing this, Xiao Si immediately rubbed the corner of the wall, bypassed me and the thin man, and ran downstairs as if he was being amnesty.
At the same time, the door of Gongsun Laonen's house was also opened a crack, and a red light and a stream of white smoke came out from the crack in the door, which was indescribably weird.
"Uh~" The thin man's eyes widened, and he made a strange sound out of fear.
The next moment, the entire door opened. In an instant, the red light shone and the white air filled the air. I seemed to be in front of the gate of the underworld, palpitating and helpless.
"What the fuck!" The thin man who was standing behind me exclaimed, ran downstairs and was no longer seen. He must have gone back home.
"Me too!" Cursing, I turned around and ran downstairs.
"Hey, why are you running?" The moment I took a step, a voice came from behind me. Based on my years of conversation experience, the owner of this voice should be a woman, and a lovely one.
Woman, her name is Gongsun Xiao.
Turning around, I immediately changed my face to a serious look. Looking at Gongsun Xiao standing in the red light and white smoke, I felt a chill in my bones, as if she was the female ghost in the movie.
Gongsun Xiao was wearing a snow-white dress and a bow on her head. However, no matter what, I can't associate it with the word "cute", just like Nie Xiaoqian in "A Chinese Ghost Story", so charming. Yes.
, it means coquettishness, Gongsun Xiao standing against the backdrop of red light and white smoke gives people a coquettish feeling. For me, this is simply a visual shock and an impact on the mind.
"Thank you, Brother Xiaonian." Gongsunxiao looked at me with a smile on his face and said something incredible.
"Huh?" I was stunned for a moment, and I couldn't help but start to wonder: "Thank me? Why should you thank me?"
"Yeah." He pursed his lips and pondered for a while, Gongsunxiao said softly: "Because you helped me get rid of that annoying ghost. He has been harassing me in front of my house for a long time."
I nodded and smiled naively at him: "I see, what's the big deal about such a trivial matter? What's more, that guy really bothered me. For the sake of the neighbors in the building, it's only natural that I stand up.
"I said these words in a calm tone. Not only did Gongsun Xiao not see the slightest bit of contrition, but it actually made him admire me even more.
"If nothing happens, then I will go back." Chao Gongsun smiled and said, I turned around and left. After all, staying in such a ghostly place is not a good thing.
Just seeing those red lights and white smoke makes people's hearts break, let alone being invited to sit in there. Although I am not afraid of ghosts and monsters, basically a living thing will have fear. What if?
I was somewhat frightened when I went in, which was a bit of a loss.
"Wait a minute." Gongsun Xiao stopped me again.
She turned around and looked directly at Gongsun Xiao's face. At this time, she didn't know whether it was because of the red light in the room or her own reasons, but her face turned slightly red.
"Is there anything else?" I asked softly.
"Hmm..." Gongsun Xiao nodded, as if he had something to hide.
"Well..." After pondering for a while, I then said: "Is there something unspeakable? Don't worry, I'm not a chatterbox. I know very well what I should and shouldn't say, so,
If you have anything to say, you can say it." To be honest, I am not a man who is good at talking to women, because I can't be so open when talking to women, and the biggest disadvantage of talking to women is that sometimes women will
Choose silence. This situation of 'you ask and I answer' is the last thing I want to see or encounter. At first, Gongsun Xiao's 'manly' character seems to have disappeared at this moment.
, maybe, the current environment does not allow her to indulge herself and become a 'man'. Or maybe, that bitch Gongsun Laonen has brainwashed her.
"We..." Gongsun Xiao continued to ponder, and his face became more and more rosy. He looked three points redder than the 'Fuji Apple'.
"We...we..." After saying "we" for a long time, she finally came up with the reason.
I was so anxious that I could only ask: "We, how are we?" This is my good temper. If it were someone with a bad temper, Gongsun Xiao would have flown out of the window long ago. After all, not just anyone can concentrate.
We watched a woman we didn't know very well have sex for 10 minutes.
"Let's go out to eat." After holding it in for a long time, Gongsun Xiao finally said what she was thinking. It turned out that she wanted to go out on a date with me and enjoy the moonlight over the lotus pond.
"Why, didn't Mrs. Gongsun cook for you?" I frowned and asked with confusion on my face.
"Alas~" Gongsunxiao sighed and curled his lips helplessly, saying: "Isn't there enough smoke here?"
Hearing her answer, I suddenly realized: "This...could it be said that these cigarettes...are all made by Mrs. Gongsun's cooking?"
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"Well, my grandma said it." Gongsun Xiao nodded, imitating Gongsun Laonen's voice, and said: "Porridge must be cooked in the most primitive way to be delicious, so we don't use gas and other things.
Don't use it, we only use firewood."
Hearing Gongsun Xiao's words, I gave a wry smile and started joking: "Oh, why did the temperature in my house rise so sharply? It turns out it was your grandma who set the fire."
"Gee, that's how she is. She's already dozens of years old, but she still looks like a child. There's nothing I can do about it." Gongsun Xiao smiled tenderly, with a look of helplessness on his face.
"Then that little four-eyed guy was bothering you just now, didn't your grandma send some little devils out to kill him?" Unknowingly, I regained the familiar feeling I had when I was bickering with Gongsun Xiao, and we were chatting for a while.
stand up.
Gongsunxiao glared at me with a shy look in his eyes, and Gongsunxiao began to answer: "My grandma also said, 'Young people must know how to indulge. If you don't indulge, are you still called young? Youth is indulgence!' So,
She is not at all interested in boys coming to my door to ask for a date."
"Haha." I smiled bitterly and thought to myself: "Isn't that nm short-sighted?" Although I had this idea in my heart, the words I said were incompatible with this idea: "That is completely Aunt Gongsun's idea.
Keeping up with the times, she has the heart of a young person, and I think it is precisely because of this that she looks so young."
"Yeah, that makes sense." Gongsunxiao frowned, put on an idiot face, nodded, and actually acquiesced to my opinion.
I scratched the back of my head, smiled awkwardly at him, and said, "Then let's go." After that, I turned around and headed downstairs.
Looking at my back, Gongsun Xiaojiao said angrily: "Why are you in such a hurry? Wait for me and my grandma." To be honest, Gongsun Xiao's words really didn't please me, but it was better for her to say it herself.
My impression was good, she was a very naughty and cute little girl. However, she said that she would also take her grandma to dinner, which was a bit hard for me to accept. After all, Gongsun Laonen's 'name' was too famous, so I
I believe that there are no more than five people in the entire building who want to have a relationship with her.
Standing on the steps in the corridor, I felt very miserable, not only for myself, but also for the thin man.
"Aunt Gongsun, is she going too?" I looked at Gongsun Xiao with a surprised look on my face and asked lightly.
"Well, my grandma will go too, what's wrong?" Gongsun pouted and asked me.
"Oh..." She just muttered, but before I could really answer, Gongsun Xiao looked directly behind me with expressionless eyes. After a while, she suddenly called out: "Hello, Uncle Sun."
"Hiss!" Taking a breath of cold air, I turned around suddenly, and an old face with an iron-green luster appeared in front of me.
"Uh." I was startled, covering my chest, and I began to complain: "Uncle Sun, you always walk without making a sound? Are you sincerely trying to scare us juniors?" While saying greetings, I discovered that
Asked a question, the red light reflected in the room of Gongsun Laonen and his family shone on the face of Old Man Sun, but it had no effect at all. His face was still livid.
Old Man Sun's face remained unchanged, like a long-dead zombie, and he said to me: "Young man, please be more careful in your life recently, otherwise, those 'things' will easily sneak in." After that, Old Man Sun said.
After giving Gongsun Xiao a meaningful look, he walked up the stairs. His steps were so light and silent, as if he was a martial arts master who had practiced "Treading on the Snow Without Traces" for many years.
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