After taking a few steps back, I pointed at the Thief Python King & Pili and said some nonsense again: "As the saying goes, a gentleman is magnanimous and a villain is always worried. If I were a gentleman, would I stand here and talk to you so much?
If I were a gentleman, I'm afraid you would have died countless times by now. Well, since you want me to be a gentleman for once, I will make it happen! Chongqi, get rid of it!"
After hearing my order, Chongqie opened his big mouth and roared at the Thief Python King & Pili, and then broke through the soil and escaped into the ground. I think this guy had some surprise and killed the Thief Python King & Pili in one fell swoop.
"What do you mean? Aren't you afraid of being chopped into powder by the divine thunder sent by God?" Thief Python King & Pili's eyes were wide open, and they were about to burst, and he roared angrily at me.
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"￥%#~" With an angry scolding, the ground where the Thief Python King & Pili was suddenly shattered. After a closer look, it was exactly what Zhongqi did. At this time, it used its soft body to push the Thief
The python king and thunderbolt rolled up into the air.
"Uh~poof~" Vomiting a mouthful of blood, Thief Python King & Pili desperately pushed Chongqie's body outwards, intending to break free from Chongqie's restraints. However, everything was just in vain.
"Hmph!" As Thief Python King & Thunderbolt's pupils gradually shrank, I sneered and began to explain: "Your Majesty, to tell you the truth, even though I, Niu Asan, and George have promised to kill you, they will be buried with you.
But, unlike insects, what I promise is to kill you and turn into a female earthworm. Although it is absurd, as long as it can kill you, then all the efforts will be worth it! You will spend the rest of your life
If you failed as a python, you might as well be reincarnated as a pig in your next life, that way you can be considered as returning to your own team!" As I finished speaking, the life of the Thief Python King & Pili had come to an end.
"Poof~!" A mouthful of blood, mixed with broken internal organs, spat out from the mouth of the Thief Python King & Pili. As Chongqe's body slowly let go, the Thief Python King & Pili also fell from the air.
Looking at the little snake lying limply on the ground, which had already revealed its original shape, I knew clearly that this guy was really dead now, because acting can deceive people, but experience cannot. My rich experience allowed me to be directly promoted to
At Level 22, I am only short of 270,000 experience points. I can advance to Level 23 and reach Level 23. At the same time, Chongqi has also been promoted to Level 20, with only 6% experience difference.
Then you can reach level 21. Although Niu Asan is a little better than Chongqie, his luck is limited, and he is destined to suffer. Although he successfully broke through level 21, he is still 100% behind.
Only four levels of experience can be promoted to Level 22. As for George, his level has also been greatly improved. Like Chongqe, he is also at Level 20.
After adding attribute points to my agility, I walked slowly to the corpse of Thief Python King & Pili and started searching for loot.
This time, a total of three items were revealed, a booklet with the same texture as the "Nine Heavens Raging Thunder Pluto Technique" and shining with a faint golden light, a pair of light cyan gloves made of tiny scales, and a
It's old and slightly yellowed. I don't know what kind of paper it is made of.
They picked up these three items from the ground and held them in their hands. Before they had time to check them, Niu Asan and George said impatiently: "Brother Nian, hurry up and see what kind of treasure this is!" "Sir, I have used it for many years!"
Looking at these treasures from the perspective of someone who is engaged in archaeological work, I can tell you very seriously that these things must be treasures."
"Do you even have to say this?" At this moment, the vow I made earlier seemed to come true. In the first half of my sentence, I still spoke in a manly voice, but in the second half of my sentence, my voice changed.
It has become a woman's shrill voice.
Looking down at the two steamed buns that were faintly bulging on my chest, I shook my head helplessly, and then began to question George and Niu Asan: "Am I beautiful?"
"You can be called a heavenly being!" Niu Asan wiped his sweat, and then murmured in a low voice: "I didn't expect that men in the world can become so beautiful. No wonder the old people in the clan said that there are so many beauties in the world? Now I
I believe it, the woman in that small village before was so beautiful, okay, old cow, I am ready to believe in love in the future."
"Damn!" Although I sighed with my unique and charming swear words, in the eyes of George and others, my words not only did not reveal any masculinity, but also made me sound more like a woman.
As for George, he seems to be more interested in insects than me.
I saw that although Chongqi's appearance did not change much after turning into a female, the aroma of sweet and sour pork ribs wafting from her body was indeed quite tempting. No wonder it would lure George over. As for Niu Asan
, was also lured by the insect. Thus, a debate began between the three major species of the bull head, the immortal, and the divine insect.
"This smell reminds me of my mother, Lao Niu, and the pork belly noodles she made with her own hands." Niu Asan surrounded Chongqe and said affectionately.
"Mr. Niu, may I ask, do demons also eat pork belly noodles? And why not beef noodles? Isn't China's beef noodles more famous?" George asked carelessly.
After Niu Asan heard this, his eyes widened and he shouted: "You are seeking death!"
"Excuse me, what is it talking about?" George asked Niu Asan very humbly.
"By the way, isn't beef noodles only a hundred years old? How do you, a foreigner who has been dead for hundreds of years, know that?" Niu Asan explained seriously.
"Dear Mr. Chongqe, how do you know that beef noodles only have a history of a hundred years?" George looked at Chongqe and asked softly.
"...%...%#￥#￥￥%...%...%!" Zhongqi screamed again.
"Help me translate, thank you." George continued to ask Niu Asan for instructions.
Nodding, Niu Asan continued to translate: "It said it had learned history. Of course, that was when it was still in its mother's womb! It has not learned it since it came out."
"Do you know? What you have learned is unofficial history. That is unbelievable. Will I tell you casually about the fact that I once had dinner with Emperor Shunzhi? And there was beef noodles on the table at that time. I
Will you say it casually? Of course, you have no right to listen." George began to talk with his unique humor.
“￥%￥%#……%……%amp;￥#￥@@@#@￥￥…………!”
"I heard it. Am I going to cut off my ears for you? But it's a pity that I don't have ears!" Niu Asan conscientiously began to translate.
"Oh, my God, what you said made me sad. Do you think I would be interested in your stinky mess? That's just a dream!" George fully embodied his dialogue with sarcasm and sarcasm.
Skill.
"%...%￥#￥#￥..."
The three of them were chatting with each other, Hu Chuihai, and they actually exposed me to the side.
Seeing this, I turned my head helplessly and ignored the debate between George, Niu Asan and Chongqe.
First, I looked at the glittering golden booklet. In the middle of the booklet, I saw two big characters "Thunder Palm" neatly written in small seal script. When I saw these two words, I immediately had an idea in my heart.
So then: 'Think about it, isn't this thunder palm the one used by the Thief Python King & Pili to deal with my "Eighteen Palms for Subduing the Dragon"? Since it can resist my "Eighteen Palms for Subduing the Dragon",
Presumably its sharpness is not much lower.' Thinking of this, I opened the secret book and read it briefly.
Because I had learned from the past, I learned the lesson this time. This time, I opened the last few pages and read them. After seeing that there were no prompts, I dared to start reading from the first page.
There are a total of six forms of "Thunder Palm" contained in this booklet. These six forms are respectively "Wind and Thunder", "Thunder and Lightning", "Raging Thunder and Clouds", "Thunder in the Sky", "Thunder on Dry Land", and "Thunder Shatters Ten Thousand Flowers".
》, each style has great power. However, without the assistance of thunder and lightning, the power of this thunder palm will be comparable to the advanced palm skills in the world. However, as long as this set of palm skills is matched with the power of thunder and lightning, the whole set of
When executed continuously, it can almost compare to the top palm techniques in the world, such as the "Eighteen Palms of Subduing the Dragon".
Carefully looking at the booklet in my hand, I whispered softly: "Before, the Thief Python King & Pili used a move called "Thunder Palm & Ten Thousand Flowers". Presumably, that was what was in this set of "Thunder Palm Cheats".
"Thunder Shatters Ten Thousand Flowers" style."
In line with the theory of having too many skills to overwhelm the body, I slapped him on the head.
Unfortunately, there is no light, and even the "Thunder Palm Cheats" posted in front of my head has not disappeared. Seeing this, I can't help but wonder: 'What's going on? Why can't I learn this skill? Could it be that this game
Internal skills also limit the skill slot? What the fuck, are you kidding me?' I cursed resentfully in my heart, reluctantly glanced at the "Thunder Palm Cheats" in my hand, then shook my head, curled my lips, and murmured in a low voice.
He said: "Well, it seems that this thing is 'There is a time in your life, you must have it, but there is no time in your life, don't force it.' I'd better wait until I get out of this ghost place to find a way to learn from you~" After that, I will
It was thrown into a corner of the package.
My subtle move was noticed by the sharp-eyed George: "Sir, what did you just throw into that cloth bag?" George pointed at the package behind me and asked softly.
"It's nothing. It's a "Secret Book of Palm Techniques" that is destined to miss you. If you want to learn it, I can lend it to you to look at. But the premise is that you think you are 10% sure to learn the secret book that I haven't learned yet.
?If you can’t learn it, let the insects get in from your mouth and help you wash your stomach and rinse your intestines. Of course, you can refuse, but I will not lend you the "Secret Book of Palm Techniques".
Okay, you can think it through before answering me." I said in a provocative tone.
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