One hundred and eighty seventh chapter cause and effect
But don’t all the disciples of the Fire Ghost Sect have hands? If they want a jade coffin, they won’t come and get it themselves. So, I asked again: “The Fire Ghost Sect wants a jade coffin, won’t they come and get it themselves?
Why do you need to take action?"
"Give me the antidote first." King Wu said softly.
I took out a bottle of 'Yi Xie Shi Li San' from the package, uncorked the bottle, and poured it into the wine bowl in front of me. Originally, a bottle of Yi Xie Shili San was enough for ten people, but now, I poured it into the wine bowl in one go.
Half a bottle of this stuff was poured into the wine bowl. If King Wu dared to drink it, it would be absolutely delicious, even if he was a cultivator. Moreover, the smell of the snake blood wine itself is very strong, and it can completely cover up a leak.
The faint medicinal smell of Shilisan meant that King Wu would not suspect anything.
"Drink the antidote." I pushed the wine bowl in front of King Wu and said with a smile on my face.
After hesitating for a moment when he picked up the wine bowl, King Wu drank it anyway. At this time, the poison of Chongqie happened to be ready.
"It's true that it's a holy hand. After drinking this antidote, it stopped the spread of poisonous gas." King Wu put down the wine bowl and complimented me.
Put Yi Xie Shi Li San on the table and slowly turn the bottle. The red paper on the bottle caught the eye of King Wu. On the red paper was written a big word - Xie. I leaned forward slightly and pretended to hook it.
I glanced at the words on the bottle: "Do you know this word?" After saying that, I looked at King Wu with a joking look.
"Die." King Wu gently read out the words on the bottle of I Yixie Shili Powder.
"That's right, it's diarrhea. Because the poison of the King of Hell's Laughter before is very sharp, so only multiple detoxifications can achieve the effect. Otherwise, the accumulation of toxins in the body is also a big hidden danger. Therefore, you should run more
It doesn’t matter if I go to the toilet.” Still smiling, I told another big lie in an understatement. After hearing what I said, Niu Asan and George could only sigh deeply in order to avoid laughing.
.
"Oh, I think back then, Old Niu, I was poisoned by this poison. Because I was too big, I had to take three bottles of antidote. That was, alas, a past that I can't bear to look back on!" Niu Asan looked at me and then at George.
, then looked at King Wu again and sighed.
"Alas, alas, alas~" Unlike Niu Asan, George just sighed three times in a row. His voice changed from short to long, from cheerful to gloomy, fully reflecting his joy and sorrow. It can be said that this is a unique thing for him.
Tool's artistic techniques.
After hearing what George and Niu Asan said, King Wu had an expression that was one of surprise. According to my unconservative estimate, this guy must be scared out of his mind right now. If it were me, I would go crazy even if I let it out for a long time.
I absolutely don't believe that this guy's mental quality is better than mine.
Lost, King Wu is very lost now. He lowers his head and clutches his stomach. I believe he must be cursing me in his heart.
"Can you let me go out and relieve myself first?" King Wu's face has been completely distorted, and even his sinister and fierce tone before was trembling. Now, in my opinion, he looks more like
An old man in his twilight years.
"George, Brother Niu, block the door!" I looked at King Wu with a smirk on my face, and ordered George and Niu Asan.
After hearing the order, Niu Asan and George immediately took action, blocking the door leading to the street and the backyard in three or two steps. Niu Asan blocked the door, George blocked the backyard, and Chongqi also joined the process.
, it blocked the door leading to the kitchen tightly.
"What do you mean?" King Wu was very angry. I don't know the consequences yet. I only know that he sat up from the chair. At this time, he was staring at me with eyes that could spit out fire, holding his stomach.
Standing on the Wing Chun horse step, motionless.
Seeing him like this, I didn't explain too much. I just opened my mouth and said: "Don't be so impulsive. How can you leave before you finish telling the story? Come on, let's talk happily again!"
"To be honest, at this moment, in front of this kind of people, I think I deserve to be beaten for saying this kind of thing, because it is so bad: "You have the right to remain silent, but, I don't know your
How long can your stomach be silent? Maybe two minutes, maybe five minutes, you won't be able to bear it anymore and become incontinent. If you dare to do it now, I believe your chance of winning is zero. No one can hold it in pain.
Defeat your opponent while urinating and defecating, because it will seriously distract people. Being distracted during the battle means failure, and failure means death." I threatened King Wu again, although my internal strength was gone, all kinds of martial arts, various
None of these skills can be used, but I have momentum and an eloquent mouth. With these two things, it is not easy to die in the world.
After I deceived King Wu in various ways, I felt very happy: "This guy is really easy to deceive, but I'd better try to deceive less people in the future. It would be troublesome if I turned into Pinocchio. However, treat this guy
This kind of crazy guy doesn't need to show any mercy. He said before that he killed all the residents in the village. However, those thieves and pythons did not go to get the Nuwa Stones, but squatted and watched the scum that summoned the King of Martial Arts.
, This explains the problem! I think there must be some relationship between those thieves and the residents who were brutally killed here, and the relationship is extraordinary!' Thinking of this, I started to ask: "Let me ask you, here
What is the relationship between those snake monsters and the residents here? Don't tell me that there is no relationship between them." With a slight smile, I said what I was thinking. With these words, King Wu's
His face changed again, showing an expression of surprise and confusion.
"They have an unusual relationship, how do you know that?" King Wu asked me back like a young man who had never experienced anything in the world. It seemed that his mature and dignified appearance before was 800% fake.
Undoubtedly.
At this moment, George, who was standing aside and watching the fun, spoke: "Don't ask about this, you won't be able to guess it even if I ask. Haven't you heard a song? Boy, don't guess about a girl's thoughts. Just keep guessing.
I can’t even guess!” This guy definitely deserves a beating. Once I kill King Wu, I will let him sleep underground forever and let him be a competent skeleton.
"How do you know this song? This song is a classic that my grandfather listened to in his time! Why do you know it?" The tone of surprise, the joking expression, the chiluoluo teasing and wasting of time, of course, these words are mine
Said.
"Sir, this song was told to me by Chongqi. I thought it was okay, so I wrote it down by the way." George replied very politely.
Looking at Chongqie, I stretched out my thumb and exclaimed: "You are such a versatile insect!"
I screamed, but unfortunately, I didn’t understand the insect language, so Niu Asan came forward again to translate on my behalf.
"That's of course. In addition to being good at history, art, chemistry, biology, and mathematics, my musical attainments are also extraordinary." I believe Niu Asan's explanation is true, because, except for insects, it is difficult for me to
If you find another narcissistic insect, only a narcissistic insect to the extreme would say such shameless words.
Looking at King Wu, this guy's face has turned from white to red, and seems to be developing towards purple.
"Wow, have you ever practiced the 'Colorful Magic Skill'? The color of your face can actually change!" Looking at the painful look on King Wu's face, I said something sarcastic.
After hearing what I said, King Wu was naturally very angry, so he took a deep breath and said, "Okay, I say, they are indeed related." It turned out that this guy took a strong breath to prepare for submission, and I also
I thought this guy was really going to take action, but now it seems that he is just a coward.
"What's the relationship?" I said. This was undoubtedly an unnecessary move.
"Master-servant relationship." King Wu's voice was very soft, just like the clouds on the horizon, ethereal and feeble. I think this situation is not at all a prelude of him wanting to use some magical power to kill me to pieces.
, but it was caused by him being suffocated and uncomfortable.
In fact, King Wu proved my guess with his performance: "Please, please let me go to the toilet once, thank you! Thank you!" King Wu cupped his fists and saluted me. Seeing such a scene, I was actually quite worried.
But for the sake of justice, I can't let him go. Well, of course, I also do it for the sake of profit, but the latter is too embarrassed to say it.
"Last question." I stretched out my index finger and gestured. I still wasn't going to spare him, and another question came one after another.
"Okay, you ask, and after I answer, let me go to the toilet." King Wu naively thought that I would definitely let him go to the toilet, so he said these words very excitedly, with a hint of trembling in his excitement,
As a result, the original resolute voice turned into a pleading tone.
"Since you are also a member of the Will-O-Wisp Sect, why didn't they come here to rescue you?" As soon as I asked this question, King Wu's expression changed several times in a row, first he was surprised, then he was sorry, and finally he was calm.
"Oh, because this place was originally the burial place of a great monk. Since he set up a barrier, as long as an average monk tries to forcefully enter here, the monk will be knocked out, and he will be seriously injured.
Otherwise, he will die immediately. Therefore, under normal circumstances, no cultivator dares to come here." King Wu said it very sincerely, and it didn't seem like he was lying.
"I believe you for the time being, but you are also a monk. Why is it okay for you to enter this place? Do you have some protective secret treasure on you, or are you hiding something from me?" My question hit the nail on the head, it was straight to the point.
The expression on King Wu's face changed again and again, and finally his expression was focused on fear.
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