Time flew by quickly. After browsing the forum for a while, it was already 7:30 pm.
I walked around the house, but I just forgot what I wanted to do. By the way, I seemed to be going to eat. After that, I played games and made myself stupid.
Entering the kitchen, I picked up a bowl of cup noodles, shook my head, and then put it back. Even the smartest person would be fooled by eating this all day long. When I opened the kitchen cupboard, I found a bag of goodies—
—Hawthorn cake!
I took a look at the expiration date, and luckily it wasn't expired. I tore open the bag and ate half a pound of it.
At this moment, the doorbell rang. I put down the hawthorn cake that I had eaten most of and walked towards the door.
Glancing out through the peephole, I saw the thin man standing outside the door.
When I opened the door, the thin man rushed in, trembling all over, looked at me and smiled, "What? It took you so long to open the door. I wonder if it's cold outside today?"
I didn't rush to answer his question, so I hit him first, and a burst of sour gas rushed towards the thin man.
After this, the thin man stopped shivering. He covered his mouth and nose with both hands and said vaguely: "Sir, what are you doing? Can we be more serious? What are you eating today?"
Is this little smell so cute?"
I closed the door and smiled at the thin man: "I haven't eaten anything. I'll just eat seven or eight kilograms of Laba garlic. Why do you have time to come here and talk nonsense today? The four of you are not at home to play for a while."
game?"
The thin man walked to the living room, sat on the sofa and turned on the TV. Then he smiled evilly and said, "Don't I have something to ask you?"
I sat next to him and said with a smile: "If you don't ask for anything, just say what you have to say and don't act like a bitch."
The thin man rubbed his hands and said with a serious face: "Help me complete a job transfer task."
I patted the thin man's thigh and said calmly: "You've already reached level 10? How come it's so fast?"
The thin man smiled awkwardly at me and said, "Because I developed a new type of Frankenstein, I jumped to level 11. Didn't you look at the rankings? Most of the people on the rankings are now at level 11."
level, and there is another one with a hidden ID who seems to have reached level 16. You say it’s scary or not. I don’t ask you how high your level is, but I know that your PK skills are No. 1 in the universe.
! So, um, hehe!" After saying that, the thin man gave me a thumbs up.
I wiped my face and said with a bad smile: "That hidden ID is actually me! What is your job transfer mission? Even Hong Qigong can be killed by him, let alone the one you mentioned.
It’s time for a job transfer, and it’s just us two brothers who are fooling around!”
When the thin man heard this, his chin almost hit his feet. He murmured: "Then it was you who killed Hong Qigong? It's over. I'm absolutely sure and certain that I'm playing a virtual life now."
I went to get a glass of warm water from the water dispenser, brought it to the thin man, patted his shoulder, grinned with my big teeth, "Don't worry, this is the real world, and it's 2046, you don't have to worry, I'll make a call
, the mental hospital sent a car over after a while. I clearly felt your mental instability now. Usually you often say that my mind is on the verge of collapse, but now that you are staying by my side, I clearly feel a crisis.
Feeling. If you want to ask me how I discovered it, I can tell you with absolute certainty that this is the intuition of a person who has experienced excessive psychological pressure!"
The thin man took the water glass, punched me lightly, and said with a smile: "Bullshit! By the way, since you can kill Hong Qigong, it shouldn't be a problem to kill a Xuan-level mid-level boss, right?"
I crossed my legs, put my right hand on the back of the sofa, and made an OK gesture with my left hand.
Seeing this, the thin man laughed and cursed and continued: "De Xing! If that's the case, then I'll wait for your good news!" After that, he stood up and left.
I learned the lines in the movie, and the bully said coaxingly: "Stop! Did I let you go? By the way, back to the subject, aren't job transfer tasks usually about killing some monsters? What's your problem?
Is it a killer-level boss?"
The thin man sat down, took a sip of water, and said calmly: "You should also take a good look at the official website! Don't you know that the higher the career level, the more difficult the job transfer task is? And this job transfer task will be done once at level 10, and at level 60
It will be done once more, and again at level 90. It takes a total of three job transfers to become the most complete job! And you can't die during this job transfer task, otherwise it will be considered that the job transfer failed. At the same time, your own job will wait.
The level will be lowered by one level! Even the skills you learned will be lowered by one level. Do you think it’s miserable or not?”
I was silent for a while and continued: "Then take the medicine and fight hard! Fight the boss to the end!"
When the thin man heard this, he looked at me as if I were a fool. At this time, he was like a man possessed by Ouyang Feng, with a crazy look on his face and laughed: "Hahahahaha! You really are from the outer reaches of the Milky Way! You are from the outer reaches of the Milky Way!"
I really don’t know if there are only the most inferior medicines for sale in this game and no more inferior medicines! The little recovery bottle that replenishes 30 points of blood and 20 points of internal energy is useless! And one bottle costs two oceans!
That’s the money for a breakfast, is it really worth it, dear! Moreover, the appraisal fees in this game are extremely expensive, and usually people like you and me don’t have the money to go for appraisals.”
Hearing this, I waved my hand and said to him calmly: "I know all the skills you mentioned. For example, medicine, appraisal, Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, Medicine King Kung Fu."
The thin man's eyes narrowed into a thin line: "........................................
....."
Seeing him like this, I made an indifferent gesture and continued to say to him in a very offensive tone: "If you have any equipment that needs to be appraised, I will help you take a look as soon as I am in a good mood. As for the medicine, we can find it at will.
Just a little radish root can make you a Great Return Pill!"
After hearing this, the thin man rushed over, grabbed my neck and shook me: "Hurry up and call the mental hospital! We must both be crazy!" I broke away from the thin man's clutches, I coughed twice and laughed.
: "This has been recorded in history. Even if you strangle me to death, I can't change this naked fact."
The thin man calmed down and said calmly: "Man, you have brought me too many surprises today. I can tell you clearly that my spiritual level at this time is on the same level as yours!"
After hearing what he said, I laughed and said, "The surprise I bring you is really not as much as this game brings me!"
When the thin man heard this, he stood up suddenly, ignored me, and walked straight to the door. Seeing this, I quickly asked: "Hey, why are you going?"
The thin man said to me with a wicked smile on his face: "I'll go back and move! I'll come over to your place tomorrow! Don't you have a guest room? I'll live there! You pay for the rent and I'll do the food!"
"Before I nodded in agreement, the thin man had already opened the door and slipped out. I ran out and took a look, and the thin man was gone. When I saw this, I thought to myself: 'This guy is filming a ghost movie, right? It looks like he can really compete in the Olympics.
It's not me, it's the thin man! He comes and goes without a trace!" I closed the door and sat alone on the sofa to meditate on my life. The past few days have been so exciting that I couldn't even realize it.
I fell asleep on the sofa.
To borrow a sentence from Kuang Kuang's diary, it is: 'This is such a meaningful day!'
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