So, I said to George sincerely: "Sir, your wish is also my wish. It is much harder to eat a Manchu-Han banquet than to die once. Don't think that you have the right to eat a Man-Han banquet because you have died.
You haven't even received a check from Heaven and Earth after your death, so what are you going to eat?"
"What about us?" Regarding my answer, George was once again stunned. I thought that in his mind, eating a full Man-Han Banquet might be as easy as buying a big bun stuffed with cabbage and pork from the roadside. Perhaps, he was still thinking.
, as long as people have money, they can successfully eat the Manchu Banquet. After all, there are only a few things in this world that cannot be bought with money, especially in games.
—————————— I took Niu Asan, George and Chongqie for a stroll in the market, and then I found a few kids to ask about the location of the restaurant. Sure enough, these few
The souls of children are still pure. They did not ask me, an outsider, for tips or gifts or souvenirs. This shows that the folk customs here are simple and the people are very simple, except of course, Mr. Qiao who cheated me of 6,000 yuan.
The restaurant here, like other small shops, is also built on a tree. However, they did not directly dig a tree hole in the tree to serve as a simple room like the laboratory. Instead, they built a bamboo room based on the tree trunk.
The tavern is directly connected to the top, and you wind your way up a bamboo staircase. You look up at the restaurant's signboard, Chunfeng Ruyi Building!
The name of this restaurant is obviously a misused thing, but the couplet at the door of this restaurant makes people like it. It is the first two lines of a poem by Meng Jiao: "The past was so dirty that it is not enough to praise it, but today
The domineering verses combined with the restaurant’s gold-lettered signboard make people feel a little itchy at first glance.
At this moment, a player came out with an indescribable smile on his face. When he saw me, the guy asked: "Huh? Women also come here to drink today. Isn't this place not suitable for your taste? I don't understand.
You guys!" After saying that, the guy staggered and walked down the stairs.
Speaking, this player's words are very thought-provoking, and there is a screen erected at the door of the restaurant, and you can't see what kind of scene is inside from the outside: 'Could it be said that this is a place of fireworks? But why is there no one?
How about singing and dancing to prosperity?' In order to avoid embarrassment, I thought it would be better for me to change my appearance. Thinking of a weirdo appearance, I did a somersault in the air, put the civet cat's transformation card on my head, and I became
The war sheep 'Randy Robinson' has a resolute face, slightly curly long golden hair, shirtless, wearing armbands, and a pair of yellow-green bodybuilding pants. His strong upper body is exposed. Inadvertently,
It makes people’s eyes light up.
"Oh, sir, your appearance is so surprising to me! Let me guess, is it the strong guy from Spartacus?"
"No, you guessed it wrong." I replied and walked into the restaurant.
Like most restaurants in the game, this Chunfeng Ruyi Restaurant is also divided into two floors, with private rooms on the second floor and a shared lobby on the first floor. Looking left and right, I didn’t find a place where people were selling laughs, selling goods, or even selling food.
The meaty girl did not hear any moans that were inconsistent with the surrounding environment. There were only a few players sitting in the hall, holding wine glasses and dishes, chatting with each other. They just tilted their heads the moment I entered the restaurant.
He glanced at me, and then there was no movement.
Seeing such a scene of peace and prosperity, I thought to myself: 'Huh? Could it be that those girls are on the second floor and I have to have a private room to kiss Fangze?' With this thought in my mind, even the second brother walked up to me and I
None of them knew: "Three gentlemen, please come over here." This waiter is a classic NPC that has not been added to the intelligent system. The game company does this to prevent them from having too many quarrels with players. Of course, in
Some high-end restaurants also have artificial intelligence waiters, but they are generally good-tempered.
Following the waiter, I walked to a place near the window and sat down. Looking at the bamboo chair that was pressed into several bows under Niu Asan’s butt, I smiled bitterly and asked the waiter standing aside: "Xiao
Second brother, do you have hardwood seats here?"
"Crack~" "Pfft~" Niu Asan sat down on the ground.
When the waiter saw this, he first responded very mechanically: "If you destroy a pine pattern bamboo chair, you should be compensated 100 taels of silver."
Take out the large bag of broken silver that was exchanged from Kaifeng City a long time ago from the package, and take out one hundred taels, still on the table: "Can you answer my question now?"
When the drinking players who were around saw my behavior, they all commented: "Look, this person is here to cause trouble. Otherwise, why would he be carrying such a big bag of broken silver with him?"
"Well, yes, yes, it looks like it to me."
The waiter put away the broken silver on the table and immediately began to introduce it to me in a very systematic way: "Our private rooms on the second floor are divided into three categories: heaven, earth and people. Herringbone rooms are the cheapest and have the smallest space. In addition to the price of the dishes and drinks you ordered,
, as the cost of occupying space, we charge you 5 taels of gold per hour. Of course, if it is less than one hour, it will be calculated as one hour, and if it is more than one hour and less than two hours, it will be calculated as two hours. By analogy, the price of our dizi house is
It is a little more expensive, but the space is relatively large, and the price is 30 taels of gold per hour. The Tianzi room is the most expensive, and the price is 200 taels of gold per hour, but there are professional singers and dancers to add to the fun. I wonder what you think, sir.
Which room should I choose?" The waiter's tone was calm, and he was completely endorsing me. Basically everyone has done this kind of thing when they were young, and everyone knows that this is just a way to perfuse teachers and parents.
"Have any other guests used Tianzi Room?" I didn't rush to book a room. I first asked tactfully if anyone had been fooled.
"Not yet." The waiter answered simply and without a trace of emotion. This is the only advantage of the classic NPC nowadays.
"Do the private rooms in the herringbone room have hardwood chairs?"
"some."
"Then let's have a herringbone room."
"Cut~" The players in the hall booed.
At this moment, the owner of the restaurant came over and said, "Sir, pets are not allowed to enter here. Can you please reconcile this? Otherwise, other guests here will have objections."
"Moo! Who the hell has an opinion?" As soon as Niu Asan heard what the boss said, his eyes widened and he immediately became angry! Immediately, he shouted angrily at all the players who were eating.
As a player, although you may occasionally encounter some harsh situations, most of them are still in a state of swallowing their anger. If you are soft and hard, you can only give in.
Obviously, none of these players came forward to speak, and the reason why the restaurant was opened was just to make money. Therefore, when the boss saw that no players came forward to speak, he had to laugh and said: "Well, customers.
Officer, please look at it, please ask your pet giant python to avoid it properly, it looks a bit indecent." I knew clearly that he was referring to Chongqie.
“%…@@#!@!##￥￥%#￥#￥#%￥%￥%￥%…%…!” Chongqe seemed to be protesting.
After hearing this, Niu Asan began to explain to everyone: "Tell me, boss, can you prepare some good red soil for it? If you can, then there is no need for it to stay here." It seems that it is me.
I guessed it wrong. Bugs are weak creatures that are easy to succumb to. It seems that this is true at all.
"Uh~ You can have this. Why don't you take the other three guests to the herringbone room?" The boss said hello to the waiter who was standing aside, and then took Chongqe downstairs. It seems that Chongqe has a lot of face.
Bigger than me, other than that, there is another possibility. The worms may be mistaken for sand worms by the boss, and now they are taken away to be cooked. Of course, this is just my pessimistic view.
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The waiter took us to the second floor and led us into a room that was not much larger than a single toilet. The facilities inside were very simple, so simple that I could see all these things with just one glance. A bamboo
A table and four hardwood chairs, that's all in this private room.
But although the sparrow is small, it has all the internal organs. There are small dishes, small lamps, small bowls, small plates, small spoons, menus, and chopsticks. At least it will not make us engage in atavistic behavior and use our hands directly.
Grab the stir-fried vegetables and eat them.
When we sat down one by one, the waiter pushed the menu in front of me. "Sir, what are you three going to eat? Our stir-fried belly and couple's lung slices are a must-have!" the waiter said.
He said in an extremely smooth tone, I believe that since these two dishes are called unique, it must not be in terms of taste, but in terms of price. Any signature dish will be several times more expensive than ordinary dishes.
Price, this is based on my experience in playing games for so many years.
"Old Niu, I'm a vegetarian. Let's quickly stir-fry two juicy Chinese cabbages and bring them to Sajia to eat! Add more salt by the way! Our family sweats a lot!" In Niu Asan's eyes, the juicy Chinese cabbage is already a must-have.
It's a very delicious thing. This guy doesn't eat meat, so it seems easier to feed him. Why not just cabbage? It doesn't cost much to buy two tons and save it.
"This?" The waiter seemed to have never encountered such a poor customer before. He asked for coarse salt and cabbage slices, which was outrageous.
The waiter looked at me, as if he was waiting for my instructions: "Do as Master Niu said. Two pills won't be enough. Come and eat twenty plates first, mark them down."
After watching the waiter write "coarse salted cabbage*20" on the bill, I ordered some other dishes that are relatively expensive in the local area, which was considered a luxury after all.
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