Along the way, I was humming the touching crooked words and evil tunes, and from time to time I raised my sword to happily kill the monsters. Soon I returned to Yaowang Manor.
Walking to the door of Cheng Bing's room, I knocked on the door twice, and then said slowly: "Master, I asked me to make that snake into a hairtail. Do you want to stew it to replenish your health?"
Cheng Bing opened the door and walked out slowly, ignoring what I said. She reached into her arms and took out a brand new second-hand book and stuffed it into my hand. She said lightly: "This is for you."
"Reward." After that, Cheng Bing closed the door again, and I stood outside the door. Do you know how sad I felt at that time? It was just one sentence away. As long as Cheng Bing said one more sentence, I would cry.
.That sentence is - "What kind of job transfer task is it? Have I asked you to do it?" Now she threw me a book, which is worthy of me!
After a few seconds, the voice that spoke to me the most in this game said: "Congratulations on successfully passing the job transfer mission. Congratulations on your successful job transfer to [Yaowangzhuang Disciple]."
Turning off the system voice, I brought the second-hand book in my hand to my eyes, activated my yy magic, and my imagination was infinite: 'Is this the legendary wordless heavenly book? Is there no vixen around to snatch it?' After a while, I
Returning from fantasy to reality, I started to read the book. I read it hastily. Judging from my experience of eighteen years of living, this book is definitely a combination of medical skills and poison skills plus Yaowangzhuang intermediate martial arts.
A revised edition! No wonder there is no name on the cover.
I patted my head vigorously, and suddenly, three colors of light, green, red and shit yellow, filled my forehead. This is me. If I had been a skinny person, I would have sweated thirty pounds from the pain.
In the end, the thin man shrank again and again, and his desire to become a human was no longer an ideal!
At this time, my internal organs felt as if I had swallowed an ostrich egg raw. Three strands of true energy gathered into one force and jumped up and down in my body. To be honest, I now feel seasick, want to vomit, and want to eat.
Hawthorn cake, if there was a blind Mongolian doctor next to me at this time, he would definitely say: "Madam, congratulations, you are pregnant. The fetal air is running around in your body. It must be from the belly."
There are too many cubs, how many are you planning to have in this litter?"
Opening the pharmaceutical menu, a series of drug names come into view.
[Hemostasis Pill] and [Qi-Reviving Pill] needless to say these two medicines, I have introduced them before. The game has been played for more than 50,000 words, uh, wrong, I have been playing for several 24 hours.
Finally learned how to make poison!
I took a look at the menu, Nani? There are so many? I saw a dazzling array of work titles. At this time, I was like the monk who broke into the fireworks field, not knowing what to do.
After a cursory glance, I lost interest in it. With my current strength, who else can kill me? Of course, except for NPCs.
At this moment, I realized that someone was knocking on my door in the real world, and I chose to exit the game. I frowned and took off the game helmet, thinking to myself: 'Who the hell is so blind? I don't know what I am doing now.
Are you upset?' I walked to the door and opened the door. Just as I was about to leave, a large 42-inch LCD screen color TV suddenly appeared in front of me. The thin man poked his head out from behind the color TV, smiling.
He said: "Hey, Nian Ye, look, I've brought you a color TV. Let's replace your 29-inch one. Of course, you'll pay for the electricity."
I put my hand across the door frame, blocking the door. Looking at the uncomfortable look of the thin man, I smiled carelessly and said, "Slender man, is this guy here today?"
The thin man shook his head, straightened his face, and then said with a smile: "Didn't I tell you yesterday? I'm moving here today! Have you forgotten? Come on, come here, my dear, and take out my left pants.
pocket."
After hearing this, I slowly walked over and asked doubtfully: "What makes this thing so mysterious? Didn't you have a bomb strapped to your body?"
When the thin man saw me leaving the door, he hurriedly took a few steps forward and ran in. He put the TV on the sofa and gasped and said to me: "You really want my TV to be in the corridor."
Died young! If I hadn’t been clever, you might have been blinded by jealousy and ruined the bright future of my TV show!"
I walked into the house, crossed my arms across my chest, and said to the thin man calmly: "Are you absolutely and absolutely sure that you want to live here with me? Don't you think about the consequences?"
The thin man held it up with his right hand, scratched the back of his head with his left hand, and replied calmly: "Now that I'm here, I have no intention of going back alive. Even if I die, I have to die in your guest room. What if this happens?
Well, when the time comes, you don’t need to buy me a coffin, just an ivory urn. Then you can give me a few more rounds of bows and nine kowtows, and that’s it!”
Walking up to the thin man, he hit him on the head with a chestnut. The thin man covered his head and wailed: "Grandson! Are you sick again? If I am angry, I really don't know if I will just walk out of the balcony."
Just go down here for you."
I looked at the thin man and said with a bad smile: "Why did I hit you? Is it time for the fuck to take a break? Are you going to move? Your things are downstairs, right? Come on, let me move them!"
In the complex eyes of the thin man, I saw two messages that he wanted to convey to me. On the surface, his eyes expressed the three words "loyal enough", but the cunning in his eyes was deeply
betrayed him, I can be very sure that the meaning hidden under the depth of those eyes is "You are indeed seriously ill"!
We arrived downstairs and finished moving the last thing - [a pair of tiger shoes]. It is said that this is the proof that the thin man misses his relatives. We headed from the downstairs to the 6th floor, panting, and when we walked to the 3rd floor corridor
When we were walking, exquisite and translucent Chinese cabbages were placed in front of us. The thin man handed the shoes to me and said, "Two of them, I'll fry you some vinegary cabbage slices later!"
I looked around to make sure there was no one around, then I stuffed the pair of [Tiger Shoes] into my pocket and said to the thin man: "Why are you holding two? First, put four on my arm.
Then you hug two more, you don’t know, the price of cabbage has gone up now, hurry up, don’t turn around and let Zhang Laotou catch you, it’s hard to say!”
The thin man laughed evilly and hurriedly piled four cabbages on my arm. As soon as we walked away, we heard Zhang Laotou's curses echoing through the corridor of half the building.
"He's fucked up. Which grandson is so wicked? Isn't it okay to steal cabbage and steal one cabbage to eat? You have to steal six cabbages. You're stuffing your mouth and you're still looking at the pot! You don't want some face!"
............."
The skinny guy and we ran to the fifth floor. Suddenly I tripped and a [Tiger Shoe] fell to the ground. The skinny guy immediately became unhappy when he saw this. He frowned and kicked me and said, "Nian Ye."
, where did you throw my dad?"
Ignoring his unreasonable fuss, I whispered: "You hurry up and pick it up. When I turn around, the old man is catching up with me. I don't want to get bitten by him. That old thief Bald is a famous talker in this building, so he doesn't do anything when he starts bitching."
Don’t even say yes for a long time!”
The thin man picked up the [tiger shoes] and put them on his waist. He glared at me and we continued to run upstairs together.
Weather: Very cold because it is winter.
Location: My home, it’s very warm here.
"Shou Ye, it's my fault, can you not be angry?"
"No, it's all my fault. I shouldn't have let you steal cabbage."
"Come on, now that you said it, it seems that we are done with each other! Originally, I broke out a steel cloth armor today and wanted to give it to you to wear for fun. Come on, let's stop here. I'll give it to someone else.
Well, alas!"
As soon as the thin man heard what I said, his sullen little face immediately brightened up. He smiled at me and said, "Sir, let's not talk about anything else. I'll fry the cabbage for you first. Are you jealous?"
?”
I bared my teeth at him and laughed: "Vinegar? I don't think so. There is hawthorn cake! Use that top first!"
Hearing this, the thin man took out his mobile phone from his pocket and put it to his ear, and said seriously: "Moses, Moses, hello, is this a mental hospital? I have a patient here who needs to be cremated directly...
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