After eating hawthorn cake and stir-fried cabbage, the skinny guy and I started playing games. In fact, it was good for the skinny guy to move in with me. This guy studied for a chef certificate, but failed. Growing up, I understood him, and he also understood me.
The most similar thing between the two is that we are both YY emperors. When I was a child, my ideal was to be a scientist, and one who could build an atomic bomb, but unfortunately, this ideal has been out of reach since I graduated from college at the age of 22.
Forget it. The thin man’s ideal is to become a chef god. There was once an opportunity for the thin man to realize his ideal scraps (to become a junior chef), but he did not cherish it. Until now, he regrets it. For the thin man
Said, the saddest thing in the world is nothing more than this. If God gives the thin man another chance, I will definitely say: "Look at the little oil and water on your body, there is not as much oil and water as there is in the pot! A big spoon can
Can you pick it up?"
Although I can afford it, it is somewhat inconvenient for my daily life. You know, if a beautiful girl comes to stay with me one day and the thin guy happens to be there, wouldn't it be a mistake? Although this
This kind of thing has never happened in the 23 years since I came to this world, but when I was seven years old, the fortune teller downstairs in my house said that I looked like a girl, but the time had not come yet. The time he mentioned was probably within these few days.
!Don’t say it! The more I look at the fortune teller downstairs in our house, the more he looks like Taibaijinxing. The only thing about him that is not similar to the legendary Taibaijinxing is that the stars on his head are black.
After entering the game, Fatty opened the voice chat system and bombarded me.
"Nian Ye, where are you?"
I turned on the voice system and replied: "I'm telling you, you can't find me either, so I'd better report your location!"
Hearing this, the thin man smiled and said, "Look at your behavior, I'm in the Machinery City now! Come over here! My coordinates in the city are 125 East Longitude and 689 South Longitude! Don't remember it wrong, this city is not small, let's go
You'll starve to death if you get lost. After the game is revised, you'll start to gain fullness."
"Okay, I'll find you later and close the line." After that, I cut off contact with the thin man.
Satiety? What is it? Open the attribute buff menu, and sure enough, there is something called satiety next to it. I took a look at my satiety. The full value is 1000 points, but now my attributes show only 20 points.
, I guess I was on the verge of starving to death.
Not caring about anything else, I moved the vat and rushed into the teleportation point. Instead of going to Machinery City, I went to Suzaku City first. Because I knew more about Suzaku City than Machinery City. When I came out of the teleportation point,
I ran towards the inn like a mad dog. Seeing this, passers-by on the road sneered at me, ignoring the many strange looks. For me now, the most important thing is whether I starve to death.
I ran to the inn at a speed of 100 meters and three seconds. The road was covered with dust I had raised. At this moment, two businessmen walked in outside the door. One looked cool and had a handful in his hand.
Sword. Although the other one's face was full of vicissitudes of life, he looked very handsome, and he also held a wine gourd in his hand. The two poor men came to me and said: "Now we charge you for polluting the player's health.
fine."
I glanced at them and said with a smile: "Don't you have money to eat? Here are ten taels of silver. Take it, take it! Get out of here!" After that, I took out the ten taels of silver that I had used to kill Hong Qigong.
Pass it to these two men.
The one with the sword among the two officers took the silver, put it under his nose, smelled it, and said lightly: "Zhuiming, we seem to be in trouble this time."
The man who was calling for death smiled and said: "What trouble? Cold-blooded."
Wait, his name is Chasing Life, his name is Cold-blooded, what the fuck! Aren’t these the Four Famous Catchers? Why are they shopping here?
Cold-bloodedly glanced at me who was in a frozen state, and continued to say coolly: "This person is the key criminal sought by the Beggar Clan. I can smell the smell of Hong Qigong from this ingot of silver. The reason why I am in trouble is because of this person."
He is a master who can kill Hong Qigong."
Zhui Ming nodded, then glanced at me and said with a smile: "That is indeed difficult, but two of our four senior brothers are here today. It must not be difficult to catch this dear brother."
Before I finished speaking, I just felt that my eyes were blurred, and Zhui Ming had disappeared. At this time, in front of me, a sword was pointed at my throat. Behind me, a foot was resting on my shoulder.
I'm not afraid now. On the contrary, I really want to scold the streets and the game company. This is definitely an accident caused by them. Two famous arrests appeared in this small Suzaku City. Even if I use my heels
I can think of the whole story even if I think about it. It must be because I am too powerful now, so the game company has the idea of erasing me. This is definitely the case! (This is the radical idea of someone who is on the verge of mental collapse.
) Or maybe this is just a coincidence, combined with the right time, place, and people, it is destined that I will be arrested today. In fact, the immortal downstairs in my house has already calculated it, and the love affair with Haozi is about to begin! (This is the naive idea of a 2b person,
He is still alive at 3 and a half years old!) I lowered my head, clenched my fists, looked at Leng Xue and said calmly: "Let me eat some food before we go on the road!"
Lengxue put down his sword, Zhuiming put down his foot. Zhuiming was very confident in his tracking skills, Lengxue believed in Zhuiming.
I hugged both of them, then slowly walked towards the counter, laughed at the top of my lungs and said, "Boss, cut two kilograms of beef for me and burn ten kilograms with a knife!"
After having enough wine and food, I didn’t forget to pack it up and take it away.
Zhui Ming took out a pair of black handcuffs from behind and said, "Put them on."
I glanced at the handcuffs and asked doubtfully: "Is this made of sea floor stone? It doesn't work! We didn't eat the devil fruit!"
Zhui Ming smiled at me, and then took out a pair of stainless steel protective shackles from behind and prepared to put them on me.
I was not in a hurry to put on the thing, so I walked around to take a look behind Zhui Ming and asked, "How did you take out this thing?"
Zhui Ming frowned coolly and replied calmly: "This is the secret of our official family, and ordinary people are not qualified to know it!"
The protective shackle is getting closer and closer to me, and in the little time I just bought from chasing my life, I have completed the move on me [Twilight of the Gods: Sons and Daughters of Loki!!!
】 chant.
In an instant, the giant wolf Fenrir, the big snake Jörmungandr, and the death god Hela all appeared in front of me. Although the three gods were not as huge as in the myth, they were
There is still a height of three meters.
The cold-blooded sword stabbed at me, and the sword shone coldly in the nineteen states. Damn it! Just as the sword was about to stab me, at this moment, the God of Death, Hela, stood in front of me.
The death sickle slashed out, the swords collided, and the whole inn suddenly turned into a world of light. The black light was Hela's sword energy, and the white light was the cold-blooded sword energy. In the first confrontation, Hela's sister won! After all, it's in his hands.
What he was holding was the Death Scythe, and it was once again a super artifact! And what Lengxue was holding was just an ordinary iron sword. The sword in Lengxue’s hand was cut off, and he retreated violently. At the same time, I also retreated violently,
I ran towards the transfer point again. Because I was in the city, the distance to the city return point was much closer to me this time. Three great gods were protecting me, and the color on my body slowly changed from thick to thin, then from thin to thin.
Thin, it seems that the ten-minute skill duration is almost up. To be honest, this is all the fault of Lengxue and Hela. They just threw a flash thunder at this, I was in a daze on the spot.
It took several minutes to calm down.
Walking into the teleportation point, I was teleported to the Machinery City. Maybe it was because I showered often and didn't smell much, so the cold-blooded and life-seeking ones didn't catch up with me!
After a lot of hard work and ninety-eight turns in the city, I finally found the thin man next to a trash can. To be honest, the thin man was more haggard than I saw in reality.
I greeted the thin man and said, "Hey, Mr. Skinny, your wish to become a mummy has finally come true in this game?"
The thin man slowly stood up from the trash can and said with a smile: "Don't you feel itchy if you don't get scolded for an hour? Okay, let's go and kill monsters with my brother." After that, the thin man walked forward.
As he walked, at the same time, the trash can next to him actually moved. Although the speed was very slow, it was definitely following behind the thin man.
I ran forward, stood next to the thin man and said, "What is this thing? It looks so stupid!"
The thin man rolled his eyes at me and said, "This is the Frankenstein I invented. I call him 'Cannon 008'!"
I looked at the thin man in surprise and said, "Isn't this just a trash can?"
The thin man waved his index finger at me, looked at me with disdain and said: "No, no, no! You are so underestimating my brother! My Frankenstein is comparable to an intermediate yellow-level existence! Unless you know A-level
Summoning spell, otherwise it would be impossible to summon such a cool thing! My 'Cannon 008' can fire bombardments, and it can also cover the enemy. The monster trapped in it will be completely digested in just a while, and become me
experience of!"
After I heard what he said, I immediately said calmly: "Oh, I don't know the A-level summoning technique."
The thin man nodded with satisfaction after hearing this.
I saw that he was so lustful, so of course I couldn't let him get what he wanted, so I continued: "But I know the S-level summoning technique."
"Nani! Grandpa will strangle you to death today!"
Staying far away from the thin man, I began to chant the incantation of the summoning of the dead.
A black light spread from the ground. After a while, an undead messenger appeared in front of me. She was wearing a black robe and her body was floating in the air. Although her body was filled with black energy, her skin looked...
The most important thing is that she is a woman.
"Female!"
"Female land!"
The skinny guy and I narrowed our eyes like peach blossoms and looked at the girl in mid-air in surprise and said in unison.
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