Simply, I pretended to be a good person and hid it for her this time: "I must have remembered it wrong. You also know that I am a prostitute. Back then, I met her cousin and pursued her, but it didn't work out. From then on,
I have always hated her cousin, and I have been silently scolding her as an old woman in my heart. As time goes by, I will remember it all, you know.
The round ones are more successful, at least, this makes the kind-hearted sister Shi Shui feel that everything is going from cloud to fog, and she no longer knows what the east, west, south, west, and what she wants to ask.
"Oh, that's it. You are really a slut. However, what interests me most now is your age. You said that you have pursued her cousin before. Is this true or false? Look at your age and it doesn't matter.
Not big." Sister Shi Shui questioned my words. It's fair to say that I'm so young and no one would believe me if I said I was forty. However, if I said thirty-five, it would still be acceptable.
"How old do you think I am?" I asked her.
She thought for a while: "30 years old?"
I shook my head, and then directed the conversation to Daoliu of the thatched cottage. This guy was actually alert. When he saw me turning my unkind eyes to him, he asked nervously: "Yin Yang Sang, Shi Shui Jiang, do you think so?"
What are you doing with me? Am I hindering you?" This guy didn't dare to show off too much in my place. The heroic and unafraid of sacrifice masculinity that he had in Hansho High School was completely gone at this time.
Save. The rest is just law-abiding and respectful.
Pointing at Mao Wu Daoliu, I smiled and said, "Do you know how old Mr. Mao Wu is? He is nearly sixty years old. In fact, I am about the same age as him."
After hearing what I said, Maowu Daoliu was addicted: "Eh? Really? Yin Yang Sang, why do you look so young, while my skin is already wrinkled like an orange peel? Do you have anything?"
Is there a secret recipe for skin care?" It can be seen that this guy is going crazy trying to restore his youthful vitality. However, I don't have any secret recipe for skin care. If it were true, I would have given it to my mother long ago.
However, I do know one or two women’s secret recipes for maintaining their appearance, so I said: “Did you know? If a person wants to make the flesh on her body youthful, delicate, shiny and elastic, then she must start with protection.
The best thing to do is start from the palace and try not to sunbathe. Well, this is the secret."
Hearing my answer, Maowu Daoliu was speechless: "Yin Yang Sang, you and I are both men, how can we come from this great organ, the palace?"
I rolled my eyes at him and said, pretending to be charming: "Of course you don't, but have you forgotten what I looked like when you saw me for the first time? Uh-huh!"
I once again set my sights on Sister Xi Shui.
He clenched his right hand into a fist and struck it on the palm of his left hand. Only then did Maowu Daoliu look at me and suddenly realized: "You'll be found dead! (That's right!)"
………………
Soon, a group of us walked to the front of Qingfeng Building amidst the sound of conversation. At the door, there was a cunning player looking around at something. When he saw us passing by, the player actually came up to us: "Hey,
Dare I ask, this young man is the number one combat force in our Duzun Tower, Nian Ye?" This young man said something beautiful, neither too complimentary nor too cold. All in all, I have a good impression of this young man. He is a good person.
Talent.
"That's right, I'm just here." Although he usually likes to be high-profile when dealing with our enemies, but when it comes to his brothers, it's better not to act like a big name. It doesn't feel good to be so energetic all the time.
"Brother, these few people who came with me are honored guests. Please follow the courtesy of honoring guests and do not neglect them. I will go in and meet the brothers in person in two minutes and introduce them one by one." With that, I said to Xi.
Sister Shui, Fu Jiang and Maowu Daoliu winked, and the three of them followed the young man into the restaurant. But who would have expected that within two seconds, Fu Jiang ran out again.
"Brother, what do you want to do? You don't want to leave me and run away, do you? As the saying goes, 'A strong dragon cannot overwhelm a local snake.' In such an unfamiliar place, if you abandon me, it is equivalent to killing me.
A cute little sheep was sent into the pack of wolves." Unexpectedly, this girl has a lot of metaphors and proverbs in her belly, and she even knows the truth of "a strong dragon cannot overpower a local snake".
"I just want to summon a few friends to meet you." As I said that, I took out the carton containing the bamboo dragonfly from the package.
When I opened it, there was an instruction manual inside.
The content is as follows: the owner writes the name of his pet or servant on the 'wings', rubs the 'bamboo handle' vigorously, and after the 'wings' rotate and rise into the sky, they will automatically fly to the top of the pet's head and be fixed on it, creating an anti-gravity field
, so the earth’s gravity is cut off, and the pet or servant will automatically fly back to its owner!
Each use consumes one bamboo dragonfly.
After reading the instructions, I opened the carton and took out two bamboo handles and two wings.
After assembling them, I wrote the names of Asan and George respectively on them. As for Chongqi, I planned to call him back after dinner, because this kind of occasion is really not suitable for him to show up.
I was twisting the bamboo dragonfly with Niu Asan's name written on it and was about to release it when my behavior was suddenly stopped by Fu Jiang.
"Every day is the same. Occasionally, I will have a sudden thought. As long as I have Doraemon, my laughter will be extended indefinitely. Share it with me when you are happy, stay by your side when you are sad, and you can forget your worries by digging into its magic pocket."
Find legendary treasures and adventure to far away places, and look at my, any door. Uh-huh, Doraemon and I will let dreams shine together. Uh-huh, Doraemon and I will let dreams shine together. I have many wishes in my heart,
How wonderful it is to be able to realize it. Only Doraemon can help me realize my dream. With a cute, round and chubby face, and a little bell hanging on my body, it will always help me when I am at a loss. I have traveled through time to an imaginary place,
Look, it’s a bamboo dragonfly! Uh-huh, Doraemon and I will let our dreams shine together! Uh-huh, Doraemon and I will let our dreams shine together! I hope I also have a Doraemon!" sang a song
Doraemon theme song, the bamboo dragonfly was pinched by Fujiang's hands and flew into the air.
The second bamboo dragonfly also took off amid Fu Jiang's singing.
Letting the bamboo dragonflies fly, this girl looked at me and just smiled foolishly without saying a word.
Suddenly, an extreme thought arose in my mind: 'Did this kid eat gutter oil when he went into this restaurant? How could he become so stupid at such a young age?'
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