The design of this prison is very special. Apart from being unable to communicate with the outside world and not being able to go out during the sentence, there are basically no other restrictions. Moreover, the food in this cell is also very good. Every day, the jailer will come to you with a recipe and ask you to order it.
Forget about the vegetables and the soft straw, lying on it feels like sleeping on Simmons!
Lying on the 'Daomengsi' and looking at the pitch-black ceiling in the prison, I had a lot of thoughts. Qingqing's stitch was really ingenious. That stitch was definitely based on force, skill, wind speed, angle and soon factors.
Best interpretation.
As the saying goes - you can't imagine the feeling just by talking without practicing the fake moves. I stood up and drew a person on the opposite wall with a caterpillar needle, with many acupuncture points marked on it.
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I continued to sit back on the 'Daomengsi'. I leaned against the wall and started to play with the flying needle. Wasn't it said some time ago that there was a god in country M? I played table tennis superbly. As the saying goes - practice makes perfect,
If I practiced for two or three hundred years, I would probably be able to reach the level of ruthlessness. Let alone kill nine stars with one shot, I don't even expect to kill two stars with one shot. I just hope I can be like the one in "Assassin's League"
That way, their bullets can turn, and my flying needle can turn!
Although these flying needles are light, throwing too many flying needles is not good for the body. I am an example. My left arm has not grown yet. My right arm has been dislocated again. I have been throwing flying needles for five hours continuously. That is equivalent to
, Good guy, hundreds of kilograms of stuff were smashed out! According to reports, this caterpillar needle is made from the hair of a thousand-year-old caterpillar. The only caterpillar needle I flew out in five hours was the hair of thirty thousand-year-old caterpillars.
It may not be enough even if you come down!
Now that I have become a useless person, there is no point in staying in the game. The only solution for now is to log off first and ask the thin man about the completion of the mission.
When I got offline, I took a look at the watch. Although it was not accurate, it was probably enough, it was half past eight!
After reading the watch, I walked to the water dispenser and got a glass of water and drank it comfortably. Then, I knocked on the door of the thin man's room and saw no one responded. Although I was disappointed, I was not discouraged because I knew that this guest room was where I wanted to go.
The lock was broken, and I focused on my right leg. I suddenly kicked towards the door. I thought it was too late, but it was faster. At this moment, the door of the thin man's room actually opened. I couldn't hold back and kicked.
On the skinny man's belly.
"Uh~~(╯﹏╰)b!"
The thin man was kicked three meters away by me, and he happened to hit the bed. The thin man climbed up from the bed with difficulty, covered his stomach and said tremblingly to me: "**Sister! Call 120 quickly! I have this piece of waist on my left side.
You got kicked out of position!"
I frowned and suddenly laughed and said: "Nonsense, I know how hard I used it. Your ability to resist being hit was famous in our school before. Do you remember that time? What's going on, wait a minute,
let me see."
The thin man sat on the bed as if nothing was wrong, rubbed his face and suddenly smiled: "What time? I forgot about it."
I scratched the back of my head, clapped my hands, and said in surprise: "I remembered that time you let your grandsons from the first grade of our school slide down from the third floor window. You cursed after you fell, and then
Wouldn't it be fine if you rub your butt?"
Hearing this, the thin man frowned and said with a smile: "Oh, just that time! That time, you don't know that I have practiced Tiyun Zong? But this time it really hurt, I kicked my waist and...
Can breaking your butt be a concept? If there is no next generation in the future, I will take your son away!"
I looked at him with disdain and said: "Oh, I'm really not afraid of you saying this. I made up my mind when I was 15 years old. Let's raise IVF. How many children do you want? I'll give it to you.
Pack it up and take it away! Let’s put it in a sack!”
The thin man punched me and said slowly: "I can do Frankenstein, so we don't care about your kid! Okay, don't talk nonsense here, what should we do now, what should we eat?"
I moved to the bedside, opened the curtains, looked downstairs and said with a smile, "Come on, let's go upstairs and eat a few kilograms of Malatang. You're treating me."
The thin man was obviously stunned when he heard this and frowned: "Why?"
My eyes rolled around, and I smiled mischievously: "Which grandson said that I would be responsible for three meals a day?"
After hearing this, the thin man got angry again. He pinched my neck and said angrily: "I didn't even say anything to my father this morning when you threw me, and now you want me to treat you to dinner. What the hell do you want me to do?"
You are so open-minded! This is you. If it had been anyone else, they would have ended up in the crematorium."
After breaking free from the clutches of the thin man, I coughed twice and said, "Let's go, you can treat me to a meal this time, and I'll treat you to a good meal next time. We men will become rich."
The thin man looked me up and down with doubtful eyes, bent his nose, and said lightly: "You have been saying this to me for no less than 16 years. As long as I can remember, the sentence that impressed me most deeply about you is: "We
You know, Nian Ye, this sentence has become a nightmare in my mind. Now that your old story is brought up again, I guess I will have insomnia again tonight."
After hearing what he said, I strangled the thin man's neck and got down to the ground. I smiled at the thin man with my big teeth and said, "Really, I'm really going to make a fortune this time. Let's go. It's already nine o'clock in the meeting."
Let’s go eat and talk.”
When we got downstairs, a cold wind blew in, making the thin man and I shiver. We looked at each other and smiled, and then began to chant the crooked words and tunes that were more deadly than black magic: "The cold wind blew into my crotch."
, the little bird is stiff, without the company of the girl, I feel so lonely..."
After walking for about five minutes, we arrived in front of the small shop selling spicy hotpot.
"Hey, Aunt Yun, I'm busy. Give me two pounds of sesame paste to drink first. It's free, right?" When I walked into the shop, I laughed at the proprietress and said jokingly.
The landlady glared at me, then handed me two iron plates and said: "You are poor, you can choose what you want to eat. As per the old rules, I give you a 20% discount. Who is this young man? Nian'er, am I your friend? But
You have to eat more, no matter how thin you are, you won’t even have any skin anymore.” Before he finished speaking, the landlady looked at the thin man with a look of astonishment on his face.
The thin man laughed, then made a unique move of a masked superman and said: "When I was in high school, I always loved Kafka's "The Hunger Artist", so until now, I am still pursuing hunger.
The pinnacle of art, never give up!"
After the thin man said this, the people sitting at the table clapped their hands and applauded. When the applause subsided, everyone lowered their heads and whispered: "sb."
I picked up a few kilograms of meat skewers and put them on the plate. The thin man and I poured sesame sauce on top of each other as hard as we could. While eating spicy hotpot, the thin man said to me: "I really miss my childhood. When we were young, we didn't have to worry about life.
Worry, I play every day, and then the adults give me a few cents to buy some snacks or something, and I live a happy day. What about now? Nowadays, the prices of house prices, water, electricity, food, etc. have all increased. Do you want to rely on your parents again? Shameless! You will never succeed in your career.
, idle all day! No fun! Nian Ye, don’t be happy, what about you? Do you really think I’m talking about myself? I’m stupid, am I?”
I looked at the thin man with a smile. From his eyes, I understood that he was really homesick. Seeing this, I couldn't help joking: "I want to go back in time. Did you see that high-voltage electricity over there?"
Just touch some water and you might be able to travel through time. Isn’t that what is written in TV dramas and novels now? Okay, brother, wait for me for seven days, and we will become rich after seven days." Afterwards, the expression on my face gradually changed.
became serious.
The thin man glanced at me with complicated eyes. He seemed to have never remembered that I had such a serious side.
The thin man smiled awkwardly at me and said, "I hope so, I believe you."
The two of us stopped talking for a while, which was a rare occasion. We only did this when we blocked our mouths while eating!
When I got home, I was lying on the bed tossing and turning, as if I had lost sleep. Looking back on this day, it was really fulfilling and bloody!
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