After getting out of the car, I took another look at the surroundings. I was surprised to find that this was a large restaurant somewhere in the Third Ring Road. It was divided into five floors and covered an area of more than 5,000 square meters. Looking from a distance,
As if seeing a giant glass lantern, I looked up at the plaque and said, "Good guy, this place has a resounding name - Devil's Restaurant."
Food is based on the people and taste is the first priority. The beauty of this place cannot prove anything, the food must also be delicious.
"Is it right here?" Looking at the huge thing in front of me, I said softly, with a little trembling in my voice, which was enough to show that the food here is expensive.
The thin man, like me, looked up to the sky and looked at this big guy with bright lights, and said: "Miss Chen is here to entertain us, yes. However, it is normal for me to call her Miss Chen, but if you call her Miss Chen, then
Isn’t it a bit unreasonable?”
"Yes, Mr. Shang." Shang, the Shang of Xia, Shang and Western Zhou Dynasties, is the surname of the thin man. However, I really can't remember this guy's name. In short, since I was a child, I have called this guy's full name "
You can count the number of slaps.
"So the thin man's surname is Shang?" Gongsun Xiao was also a little puzzled.
When the thin man saw this, he was not happy: "Oh, no, what do you mean by that? What's the point of ganging up to bully me? You want to tear me apart because I'm thin? Then you guys are dreaming.
!By the way, my surname is Shang, why are you looking at me with that expression?" The thin man was a little excited, but in our eyes, this is what makes him cute.
But who would have expected that Gongsun Xiao's answer made everyone present laugh and cry: "Isn't your ancestor Shang Yang the one who got slapped when writing a book? It seems to be because of Li Ling, right?" After listening to her words, I generally said:
Now I know who she is talking about, Sima Qian.
After listening to Gongsun Xiao's explanation, the thin man immediately rubbed his temples: "Oh, my God, my God, tell me the truth, are you really in college now?" As he said this, the thin man had a look on his face.
He looked at Gongsun seriously and laughed, but his actions were extremely funny.
"Yes, I'm still in college, and it's a well-known XX University in the country." Gongsun Xiao replied.
After hearing what she said, I slapped my forehead abruptly to prove that I was still awake: "Really or not, are you really from xx University? Are you sure you are not the one with two more words than "this university"?
Technical school student?”
Hearing my question, Gongsun Xiao nodded heavily and said, "Of course, I went through many twists and turns before I got into the exam."
"Your father is Li x, right?" the thin man asked abruptly.
"Your father is a genius, and your whole family is a genius!" Gongsunxiao sneered at the thin man.
And I, at this time, added fuel to the fire and humiliated the thin man: "J13 deserves it! What a cheap move!" Then, I continued to talk to Gongsun Xiao: "Brother, I would like to advise you, eat less gutter oil, and you will become a slut."
I have become mentally retarded."
"That's right!" The thin man heard my patient explanation and echoed: "Girl, that's Sima Guang you just mentioned. Do you know Sima Guang? He's the one who wrote the historical records! In 99 BC, Li Ling attacked
The Huns were defeated and surrendered, and Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was furious. Sima Guang defended Li Ling, which offended Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. He was found guilty, arrested, and sentenced to death. But he said, "Everyone is destined to die, and it may be heavier than Mount Tai or lighter than a feather."
This is why he is so different.' Therefore, in order to fulfill his father's last wish, he completed the "Historical Records" and left it to future generations. He endured humiliation and 'corruption', that is, having his penis cut off!" After saying this, the thin man still had a smile on his face.
He nodded with a smile to prove his profound knowledge.
And I, after listening to this guy's explanation, nodded meaningfully, and then cursed for the rest of my life: "Get out of here! Your Sima Qian smashed the tank!" In general, this guy and
Gongsunxiao is as mentally retarded as he is a child who was tortured by gutter oil.
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"Medicine!! Medicine!! Cut off the noise!!... Kam'ang North Nasal Groove!!!... Verb Daci move Daci Verb Daci move Daci!!!... Who is singing!!!! Verb Daci
!!!...warms the loneliness!!!...the verb of great mercy!!!...the white clouds are still blue and the sky is still!!!...moves of great mercy!!!......Medicine!!Medicine!!!Medicine!!Medicine
Medicine!... Black is not enough!~Cheek Nao Chek Nao!" Not long after we walked into the door of Devil's Restaurant and the waiter came over to prepare to receive us, the thin man's cell phone rang. It was hard to imagine.
How does it feel to hear a domestically produced eight-speaker model in a place like this?
Gongsun Xiao was stunned on the spot, looking at a loss.
As for a smart person like me, I just licked my lips to hide my embarrassment, then put my left hand in my pocket, and calmly took out my mobile phone from my pocket with my right hand. While saying something that I didn't understand, I walked forward and just put it in my pocket.
The thin man and Gongsun Xiao were left standing where they were.
"Hey, yes, I am, okay, I'll be there soon." After walking about ten meters, I pretended to hang up the phone, and then called a waiter over.
"Hello, sir, do you have a reservation?" The waiter, who looked pretty good, with tall chest and a smile on his face, asked me.
But I was not in a hurry to answer her question: "Who are those two people?"
The waiter glanced at the thin man and Gongsun Xiao: "Sir, didn't they come in with you? Didn't they come in with you?"
I closed my eyes, nodded, and then opened my eyes. There was a look of enjoyment on my face, and I said, "How could it be? He is so stupid, how could he come in with me?"
Originally, I wanted to deny it, but at this moment, the thin man waved his hand towards me and said: "Nian Ye, Miss Chen called, and she asked us to go there as soon as possible." In this way, my efforts were in vain.
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So, I started to smooth things over: "Actually, we do know each other, but it was that gentleman who came in a step earlier than me. Please take us to the room reserved by Miss Chen Yuanyuan, thank you."
When the thin man and Gongsun came over with a smile, the waiter still had a smile on his face: "Dear sirs and ladies, please come with me." After saying that, she made a gesture of invitation and walked towards the stairs of the second floor.
go.
"Oh no, Mr. Nian, what did you do just now?" The thin man still couldn't understand my behavior.
But I think Gongsun Xiao should know my difficulties: "Oh, my god, this is so embarrassing. The eyes of those people are so worldly. If I are given another chance, I will definitely not know each other again."
You are so worried." Gongsun Xiao frowned, I have never seen this girl so worried since I met her.
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