Through this period of time together, the Dance God's resistance to me has been reduced by half, because whenever he speaks dirty words, I will spare no effort to turn him into a mute. Now there is still half a day before the end of my sentence.
Time, in the past three and a half days, I did not practice martial arts, but produced a large number of medicines. I refined nearly 10% of the medicines recorded in the [Wordless Book]. As a guinea pig for testing medicines, Wu Wu
God has experienced many things in these three and a half days.
At this moment, the God of Dance has lifted his mute status. Now he is slumped on the ground, smiling helplessly at me and saying: "Boss, please let me go! I admit that I am a bitch. I will see you again in the future."
I don’t even say the word 'Ah'. Now my spirit and body have received the retribution I deserve. I really don’t dare to scold you anymore. If I scold you again, I will change from Chengtianchang to Chengtian.
If you can sing, and if you can sing 24 hours a day without panting, please give me the antidote of [Shixiang Ruanjin Powder]." After that, the Dance God sent me a friend invitation.
When I saw the invitation, I was obviously stunned for a moment, and then I chose to agree.
I leaned against the wall like an old man, folded my hands across my chest, glanced at the dancing god who was limp on the ground, and said with a faint smile: "Oh, what you say is better than what you sing? You want me to untie your clothes?"
Poison is not impossible, but you have to compensate me for mental damages first!"
The Dance God who was lying on the ground was obviously stunned after hearing my condition. After being stunned for less than two seconds, the Dance God said noncommittally: "I thought it was some big deal, but it turns out that I just want money? Tell me, what do you think?
How much do you want? Make a price!"
I thought for a while, then asked uncertainly with my teeth chipped: "One hundred thousand?"
When the Dance God heard this, his expression changed continuously. When I saw him like this, I sighed in my heart and said: 'Sure enough, this guy is just a guy pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger!' Before I could lower the price, the Dance God suddenly laughed and said
: "One hundred thousand? Do you look down on me? Just one hundred thousand, hum! Forget it, I won't argue with you, just report it to the bank account."
I frowned and thought to myself: ‘Is there such a good thing in the world? Isn’t this guy a fool?’ After scratching the back of my head, I reported my bank card account number: “xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.”
The God of Dance closed his eyes and called up the bank's trading platform, and then transferred 200,000 to my account.
I took a look at my bank deposit - [249500.00]. I was shocked when I saw the balance in the bank. However, as a game master, my mind is naturally not comparable to that of ordinary people. I calmed down and calmed down.
, I then smiled and said: "Only two hundred thousand? Why not one million? I thought you would give me one million."
The Dance God flopped on the ground twice and said through gritted teeth: "Damn it, you don't trust me! Get rid of the poison quickly!"
I took two steps forward slowly, threw a bottle over, and said, "Eat the two pills inside, and the poison of Ruanjinsan will be cured."
The God of Dance poured out the two pills from the bottle and swallowed them in one gulp. Because the effect of the medicine had not yet been exerted, he still fell to the ground. After a while, he struggled to get on top of 'Daomengsi' and smiled.
Said: "Brother, what is your surname?"
I gave him a cold look and thought to myself, "Does this guy want to pay for murder in reality?"
I suddenly smiled at him and said, "My surname is Wang, and my name is Xiaonian."
The dancing god rolled his eyes, then smiled and said: "Brother, I'm not talking about your name in the game, I'm asking about your name in real life, how about it? Is it convenient to reveal it?"
I bared my teeth at him and said, "I'm also called by this name in real life. Have you ever heard of these two people, [Dagger Tiger] and [Sword Lady]? Go back and ask your biological father what their origins are.
." After that, I simply closed my eyes and stopped talking to the Dance God.
Seeing this, the Dance God laughed loudly and quickly defended: "Brother, you see this is not a misunderstanding. How could I pay to kill you?"
I frowned at him, then hugged my belly and laughed: "You little red guy, I didn't say you wanted to pay to kill me. You just brought it on yourself! To be honest, even if you kill the strongest person on the road now,
The killer [Li Xiao] is called. I am not afraid of him at all. Have you ever heard of this sentence? I have all the poisons in my hand. I have the world! My family has been living in seclusion in the mountains for generations. There is absolutely no way to make poison.
No one can compare to me! For example, right now, you are in a state of poisoning. Do you know how I poisoned you?"
The dancing god shook his head.
Seeing this, I nodded with great satisfaction and said lightly: "The gold wire is plated with aluminum and is invisible! My poison has been discharged into your seven orifices through the gold wire. As for the technique, it is not passed down in my family.
The secret, if you don’t believe it, just take seven steps and try it, you will definitely fail after taking seven steps! Try it, just talk and don’t practice the fake poses, come on, come on, try it! Take seven steps.”
The Dance God looked at me noncommittally, stood up and took seven steps forward. Sure enough, when he reached the seventh step, he stumbled and fell to the ground.
When I saw this, I felt funny in my heart: 'That [Seven Steps of Drunkenness] was deliberately placed in the medicine bottle by me in advance. I took both pills, even though the poison of Shixiang Ruanjin Powder was released.
But the effect of the seven-step drunk medicine has taken effect. It would be weird to take seven steps without falling!" I slowly walked a few steps towards the direction where the Dance God fell, and said with a smile: "How is it? This technique of mine is so miraculous.
Miraculous? Do you believe what I say now?"
At this time, the Dance God fell to the ground, feeling vaguely like he was lying in the clouds. When he heard my question, the Dance God said vaguely: "Believe, believe, I believe! Brother, give it to me quickly.
Detoxify! I can’t handle it anymore, I want to vomit.”
I took out a small bottle from the package, opened the cork, released a stream of smoke and blew it in front of the Dance God, and said with a smile: "You want to vomit? Then you may be pregnant. I'll give you some saffron later."
It will be fine once you have the baby. Are you convinced now? To be honest, the most advanced toxin I have in reality can resurrect the dead and turn them into zombies. Have you seen "Resident Evil"? The plot in it is very interesting to me.
Is the truth."
The God of Dance stood up from the ground again and patted the dirt on his body. After a few seconds, he knelt down on one knee and said to me seriously: "Master, please bow to me!"
If you have an assignment, just give me the order, and my disciple will definitely go through fire and water and die!"
I made an invitation gesture and hurriedly said: "Good disciple, please get up quickly. My master always has only one sentence when accepting disciples, and that is - 'Follow me and you will have meat to eat'! Wait until I feel better one day
Okay, if you’re not sure, I’ll tell you the method of preparing the lowest-level poison. Just follow it and learn it slowly! You contribute the money, and I contribute the effort! The big hand holds the small hand, and we are happily master and disciple!”
"Apprentice, your hands seem bigger."
"Really, Master, my hands are still big?"
"You're kidding, can I tell you if you're not big enough?"
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