I chatted with the God of Dance until the afternoon. We got along very well with each other. After chatting with the God of Dance a lot, I found that this kid was not so annoying. On the contrary, he was just like him on the surface.
On the contrary, the true face of this boy is actually a 2b person with a full sense of humor. You can say: "This person is very stupid and naive. How naive is he? He is so naive that he can be deceived by a word from Paihuazi when he goes out.
to that extent.”
Half a day seemed like a world away, because although I was chatting with the God of Dance, my heart had already flown out. In seven days, how many levels did I have to practice less? How many less girls did I have to play with? I estimate that I would have to play less in a week
The woman playing inside would definitely not be able to fit in a Boeing 747! But this is just an estimate. If I put it into practice, I believe that even two Boeing 747s may not be able to block it.
"Master, what level are you at now? I was at level 9 before I went to jail." The Dance God twisted his sexy body and smiled wildly at me.
I kicked him and said with a triumphant smile: "It's not too high, it's level 17. The second-ranked one is still two levels away from catching up with me."
Hearing this, the Dance God took a few sliding steps, shrugged his neck and screamed: "Ah! What the hell! No wonder you can stay with me for so many days. It turns out that Master, you are a big tree that attracts the wind!"
I took out a porcelain bottle from the package and said in a dark voice: "Did you just say the word 'ah'? Try my [Wu Du Powder]."
Seeing this, the Dance God waved his hands and said hurriedly: "No, I didn't say that. By the way, Master, it's Saturday today. I have a social event, so I'm going to log off. You can play slowly first."
I sneered at the God of Dance, put the porcelain bottle back, and said slowly: "Go on, wait! It's Saturday, a good day, and I happen to have an event. By the way, God of Dance, I will be released from prison today.
, this time I will go out and build a gang immediately. I see that you are very talented in being an image spokesperson. When you are released from prison, I will come to clean up your dust. By the way, you can join my gang. Then we will
It's much easier for the two masters and disciples to see each other without looking up! Then, let's both go offline, and I'll just go offline to do some errands."
The God of Dance stood on the spot and nodded solemnly, then suddenly smiled and said: "No problem, I will contact you when I get out of prison. That's okay, Master, I will log off first." After saying that, the God of Dance suddenly said, "Ah!
"With a scream, it turned into a white light and disappeared from the place.
I took a look at the game time, and it was 3:28. I still had two minutes to prepare. I took the opportunity to stretch my muscles and heard the sound of the jailer approaching.
At 3:30, the jailer walked to the door of my high-end residence, took out the key, opened the cell door and said: "Brother, I'm out of jail."
I smiled at the jailer, then threw him an ingot of snowflake-patterned silver and said, "Wait, I'll keep it as a souvenir."
Having said that, I walked to the wall and took out the magic knife. I secretly exerted a lot of strength. I drew the knife like flying and carved a line of big characters on the wall - 'Nian Ye is here for a visit! (suffix: Wang Xiaonian left)
After doing this, I sheathed the sword and walked out quickly.
When I got out of the prison, a ray of sunlight shone on my face, almost blinding my pair of 24k tin-plated titanium alloy dog eyes. I closed my eyes, took a deep breath of air, and then laughed into the sky and said: "
Haha, grandpa is out! Flower Burial Alliance! Today next year will definitely not be your memorial day! Let me take a breath and prepare. To be honest, the last battle was really hard for me. If not this time
I will return my principal to you with interest, so do I still need to hang out?" After that, I strode towards the wild areas of Kaifeng Mansion. At this moment, a person suddenly appeared in front of me.
Come.
I took a closer look and saw that this person's petite figure was wrapped in a black robe, showing his exquisiteness. In addition, this person had a pair of peaches that had nothing to do with smallness hanging on his chest, showing off his feminine charm. Look.
Seeing this situation, an evil thought suddenly arose in my mind, spreading from top to bottom to every inch of my body.
Before I could see his face clearly, he suddenly stepped forward quickly, slammed into my arms, and cried: "Young Master, do you know? Daigo has been worried about you to death for the past seven days, wuwu."
Feeling the body temperature of the beautiful woman in my arms, a voice came up in my heart: 'Nima, 36e! This is what 36e feels like! It's so on point! What kind of seeds can a skinny person go online all day long to ask for? Although I used to do it.
I did that thing before, but from now on, I solemnly declare: I don’t need it anymore, I’m free! Because I have '36e'!' There are many pedestrians on the road, and they have one thing in common.
, that is, their eyes were attracted by a strange scenery at this time. Yes, they were looking at me and Daigo.
"Hey, look, that uncle is hugging a 14-year-old girl. How shameless!"
"That's nonsense. You don't have glasses today, so you can't see clearly. So where is the 14-year-old girl? That little girl is obviously just 12 years old."
"Hey, hey, look, look, it's appeared, it's appeared, Wei Shuli's trick to deceive little Lolita - look at the goldfish! That guy is going to say it."
The camera changed, and at this time I was gently patting Daigo's back, and said from time to time: "It's okay, it's okay, am I fine?" Taking advantage of the moment when Daigo calmed down, I gently said
Pushed her away.
"Ah! Look, that guy is about to take action! Ah!"
I, who have always had poor ears, felt as if I was possessed by the Black Cat Sheriff at this moment. I quickly found the location of the player who yelled "Ah!" and took a look at his ID - Dancer of Chaos. I walked slowly
She came in front of him, caught him by surprise, suddenly grabbed his ear, opened her mouth and cursed loudly in front of his ear: "I cn second aunt! Is this your provocation? I don't know what I'm most afraid of now is hearing 'Ah!'
These two words? Now you've scared me. Either you lose money or you die, it's your choice."
The warrior in troubled times held his ears and screamed: "Sir, spare your life, please let go of me, and I will give you money."
I let go of his ears, took two steps back, folded my hands around my chest, and stood proudly in front of him. At this moment, I could clearly feel the indescribable aura emanating from my body, how powerful this aura was.
Absolutely unprecedented.
In the distance, a man dressed coolly looked at me with disdain, then spit on the ground and cursed in a low voice: "Pretend!" His attitude soon triggered a butterfly effect, and more and more people
The more uncivilized words spread among the crowd.
"Look at this guy, he's really pretending to be a bit out of his league! He's out of his league when he's a bitch!"
"Who says it's not the case? This guy, to put it bluntly, is a shameless person. He is worse than someone else!"
"Hey, if you're embarrassed, go home and throw it under the covers. Don't pollute the atmosphere here!"
"That's it, hey, the brother who asked this guy to pull his ears, don't be afraid, fight to the death with you, brothers support you!"
"We support you! We support you!............."
The scene at this time was beyond my control. The young man who was called the Chaos Dancer suddenly pulled up his clothes and began to moonwalk. After dancing for a long time, he suddenly opened his mouth and sang rap: " Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! By the way, you are such a bully. Not only did you pull my ear, but you also scolded me. Please spare me, and you asked me for money. I said I would give it to you, but you still want more. Pretend, God won't let you, and sent me to destroy you! Yo! Yo!" After singing, this guy even gave me his middle finger.
After listening to this, I smiled coldly at everyone, raised my hands and made a move to ride six dragons at once. Six golden dragons flew out of my hands and hovered above my head. A shocking power suddenly rose from me. When everyone looked at me It turns out that they are not pretending to be B, but they have the capital to commit nB, and they all run away. (Time Riding Six Dragons: This move can attack or trap the enemy. Each golden dragon has a basic damage of 120%, and the skill lasts for 12 Seconds. Each golden dragon has 3000 HP, has no defense and can be destroyed.) Looking at the players fleeing in all directions, I said to myself viciously: "These damn mobs are looking for trouble!"
"Sun Dasheng! Hurry up and collect your magical powers!" In the distance, a fat man holding a chicken leg and chewing it was laughing at me at the top of his lungs.
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