After hearing my explanation, the thin man actually stretched out two fingers to dig into my eye sockets. If he had done this, not even me, not even a hard-core person would be able to bear it. Fortunately, he had done this beforehand
I was discovered by my divine light shield and stopped. Otherwise, the consequences would be disastrous: "Oh, I just want to touch you, but this shitty yellow shield stops me?" the thin man said calmly.
"You are my eyes, leading me to read the vast sea of books! Now I don't want eyes, so I'm going to have sex now, you know? You have already made me very angry, Shouye!" As I said, I
He raised his fist and was about to hit him.
After parrying for a while, the thin man then asked, "Master Nian, what are your eyes for predicting life and death, do they have any specific function?" After all, this guy knows how to ask some important questions.
When the prejudgment moment was turned on, the circles in my eyes began to rotate slowly: "This is called the prejudgment moment. Have you ever played an FPS shooting game?"
"Nonsense, of course I have played." The thin man replied in a contemptuous tone.
"That's right. As we all know, in FPS shooting online games, there is a very good hacking technology. Therefore, they only like to use perspective to torture people, and my pair of prejudgment eyes have this function, so
It is called the eye that predicts life and death. Of course, this function can predict life and death, which is obviously nonsense. Apart from this function, its main function is to check the opponent's information, unless the strength is at the top level of Akatsuki or above.
Monsters or players, otherwise, under my prejudgmental eyes, there will be nothing to hide!" I gave the most detailed explanation to the thin man in simple and easy-to-understand sentences.
"Jiang Zi~" replied me, and then the thin man waved his hand: "Okay, you can go away. By the way, Gongsun Xiao and I had already eaten at around ten o'clock, and there was still half a dry biscuit for me.
It's in the refrigerator. If you're hungry, you can take it out. Nian Ye, you don't have to be polite to me, really." This guy is really the most shameless. When he stayed at my house, he even acted like he was the master.
"What? Who is Gongsunxiao?" Haier was a little confused.
Naturally, the thin man could no longer act like a fool and take this matter on himself at this time: "Oh, Gongsun Xiao, it's your 'other' concubine in this young age! The little ambiguity between them is beyond our understanding.
Damn it!" Not two seconds after the thin man said this, a golden light flashed in front of me, and a figure appeared.
After a closer look, it was Gongsun Xiao. When he saw this girl, the thin man buried his face between his legs and muttered: "Oh, my God, this damn girl is really worrying me to death~"
However, I am also very worried now. It is obviously not very realistic for me to take Haier on a mission without taking Gongsun Xiao with me, and it may even cause an uproar. Therefore, this...
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When she saw me, Gongsun Xiao was like meeting a relative. When she came up, she called me: "Brother Xiaonian." Then she saw Hai'er standing next to me: "Hey, who is this little girl?
?It looks very strange.”
However, Slim Man can't do anything at this time, so I am the only one who can support him: "This is Hai'er, Slim Man's school girl in the game, and the god-sister I just recognized! Like Slim Man, she is also a graduate.
I don’t know what my profession is in Machinery City. However, you suddenly appeared here, which really surprised me." After hearing my words, the thin man gave me thumbs up repeatedly, as if to praise me for being able to meet the wind.
Use the rudder.
And I crossed my chest with both hands, bent my thumb and index finger of my left hand, pinched it into a three, and tapped my elbow several times, in response to the thin man: "This is no big deal~ Brother, look at this."
"It's very light!" "So, this is the sister Gongsunxiao you call, right? So beautiful, why, are you neighbors?" I didn't expect that this little girl Haier's insight is quite amazing.
Analyzing so many things from one sentence, it seems that I underestimated her. This was an oversight on my part!
"Haha." Gongsunxiao chuckled, and replied with some embarrassment: "Well, well, yes, we are indeed neighbors, and we are very close." After all, as a girl, living together does not matter.
Are you embarrassed to say it? This is completely understandable.
Fortunately, after understanding the truth of the matter, Haier did not continue talking, but chose to chat with me. I also anticipated what this girl was about to say in advance, so when there was no time to say anything, I asked Gongsun and laughed.
: "Axiao, do you want to go fight monsters together and level up? I mean the four of us together, I will lead the team~" Hai'er obviously couldn't understand what I said, but the thin man could understand my feelings at this time.
Feeling.
Although the relationship between Gongsun Xiao and I has always been ambiguous, there is a song that goes well: 'The person who loves you the most is me, how can you let me be sad? You have given so much to you, but you have never been touched~
'Gongsun Xiao's feelings for me are just like what this song says. I can seriously feel that this girl has fallen in love with me. Although there are some elements of my narcissism in it, this is the fact.
This girl likes me.
I have to say that this is something that is easy to give people a headache. After a pause, Gongsun Xiao seemed a little puzzled by my suggestion, but when he looked back at the thin man's expression, he didn't think there was anything wrong: "Skinny Man
It's still shrunken, the calf is still looking silly, and the little skeleton is still dirty. However, Sister Fujiang hasn't put on her underwear yet, so nothing has changed. Brother Xiaonian, you
But I brought up this embarrassing thing, am I in a dream, or are you a brain-dead person? All of this is so illusory~" To be honest, sometimes I really can't do anything with girls. If they start acting like crazy,
Even ten strong men couldn't stop it.
This is the same as a gangster who knows martial arts and no one can stop him.
I nodded, closed my eyes, and said helplessly: "Believe me, you are still in a dream. We are all stupid in your dream. Well, in that case, goodbye."
After that, I winked at Niu Asan and the others, and ran away. After running for two steps, we all rose to the sky. To be honest, I can't even take care of this female player, let alone
Not to mention one more one? Let the thin man have the headache!
As for me, I went on the wanted mission as usual. Widow Zhou was my next mission target. She was finished, this female gangster!
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