I threw the gang founding order and the pair of boots of unknown rank into the package. I informed Daigo and then logged off. To be honest, many times I found that I felt sorry for Daigo, because since she followed me, I
He didn't let her reflect the value of life. He was full of calculations. He accompanied me in two boss battles, but she didn't seem to take much action in both battles. Is she really just a vase with a 36e cup? Although I
I don't want to admit it, but so far, apart from being a vase, she has no other use at all, unless she is also willing to be an inflatable doll. Well, I'm going a bit far, back to reality.
I took off my helmet and glanced at the watch. It was still very early, but it was only four-forty-three. In that case, I might as well tell my two elders that I had earned two hundred thousand, so that they would be happy.
Picking up the phone, I dialed my dad's number. My dad's name is Wang Xiaolong. Although his name overlaps with the name of the protagonist in Dragon Tiger Gate, I am very sure and certain that my dad can't subdue the dragon with the Eighteen Palms, because
He is an ordinary person at all. Of course, this is just a public claim. His true identity is actually a killer. [Dagger Tiger] is my father’s nickname. However, I am not sure whether this is true because I am old
The fact that my dad is a killer was something my dad told me to scare me when I was crying in kindergarten when I was six years old. My dad also said that my mom was known as "Sword Lady" and was the second best killer in the world.
When I asked him who was number one, he shamelessly said it was himself. Therefore, I have always believed in one thing since I was a child, that is, most of my own mental problems are due to family inheritance.
After a while, a vigorous and powerful voice came from the other end of the phone: "Hey, who is it?"
On the other end of the phone, I walked slowly to the water dispenser, took a glass of water, took a sip, and said with a smile: "Old man, who am I? Don't you know how to read the caller ID?"
My dad was silent for a while and asked uncertainly: "Who are you? Are you that bastard from Xiaonian?"
When I heard what my father said, I immediately became unhappy. Then I frowned and yelled into the phone: "Dad! Are you not crazy enough? I have prepared all the money for your son and am waiting to give it to you."
My mother and I hired a group of nannies! Then you and I will also enjoy the feeling of being emperors and queens in ancient times."
When my father heard what I said, he laughed and said: "Haha, this little gangster has become successful outside. Tell me, how much is the first commission for killing someone?"
I scratched my crotch and thought to myself: 'It's over. My father has become crazy again. It seems that he must be sent to prison for two years as soon as possible.' "Little bastard, why don't you talk?" My father was on the other end of the phone.
Continue to ask.
After regaining consciousness, I quickly replied: "No, no, no, I'm here."
When my father heard this, he sighed and said angrily: "I am asking you how much your first pot of gold in life is. The question is not the answer. How could I give birth to a son like you, an idiot!"
Oh my God!"
I said "Oh" and replied calmly: "Not much, maybe two hundred thousand."
"What? Two hundred thousand? When I first started my business, my first pot of gold was only 100,000. You have a lot of potential! I didn't support you for 23 years in vain. It seems that I made the right choice when I asked you to abandon literature and join the martial arts.
That's right. It really makes me look good! Not bad, not bad."
"Haha, it's all because of good genes, Dad."
"Well, not bad, not bad, you also know how to be humble! This is like me, we killers should be like this, low-key! Low-key! Keep low-key!"
"Okay, Dad, where is my mother? Why didn't I hear her voice?"
"Don't mention it, your mother has become addicted to playing cards recently. She goes out early and comes back late every day. You can't even think of seeing her before six o'clock."
"Oh, do you need me to send you some money? Don't look back. My mother went out to collect money and ruined the whole family."
"What are you talking about? Think about your mother and I, when we took on a business, it would cost hundreds of millions. Who wouldn't have saved up to 180 billion in private money? I will pay you later when your performance is good.
In the past, you spent 100 million to buy advanced equipment. Now you just use a fruit knife to push it up. Although that thing is blunt, it is better at taking it by surprise. Then you will do this and that, you understand!"
"Oh, I got it, dad, don't forget about sending money. I don't ask you to give me 100 million. I'll be satisfied if you just give me 10,000 yuan at a time."
"You brat! Are you looking down on your father? Just wait, I'll give you one million right now! Don't scare you then!"
"How can you do that? If you want to fight, just shoot more. I'm going to buy a few rocket launchers and half a ton of TNT later!"
"Half a meal of TNT? Are you going to die? Come on, I gave you the money and you spent it indiscriminately, so I will keep it for you first, and I will give it to you when you are more mature. Come on, hang up!" After that,
There was a busy beep from the phone.
After pressing the hang-up button, I thought to myself: 'This old guy is actually playing tricks on me. Forget it, I won't give it to you if you don't want to give it. It's not easy for the two of them who have supported me for 23 years. Now I am filial to them.
It's time.' Shaking my head, I sobered up for a while. When I walked to the fat man's door, I kicked open the door and called to the fat man and said, "Skinny man, I won't come back to eat at night. What's wrong with you?"
Are you going out to eat, or should I go downstairs and bring you two cabbages and you can stir-fry them yourself?"
The thin man sat on the bed, rubbed his face, and asked in a daze: "Why are you going?"
I sat next to him, suddenly bared my teeth and laughed and said, "The beauty has a date today!"
"Do I have a share?"
"Unfortunately, no! Your head is not a light bulb. If you admit that your head is a light bulb, I will let you follow!"
"Then what did you tell me?"
"That's why I asked you whether you would like to eat at my place or go out to eat?"
"I'm too lazy to move, so you go ahead. I'll just go to Zhang Laotu and his family to bring some cabbage to their house later. By the way, you can pack it up if you can after the meal and bring some back to me."
I made an OK gesture, smiled at the thin man, and said, "No problem, I'll keep it for you to eat tonight!" After that, I walked straight out the door.
The thin man looked at the background where I was leaving, grinned, and secretly cursed: "Little red guy, you are so stupid!"
When I got out of the door and went downstairs, a cold wind blew from north to south. The small wind penetrated into my clothes and made me tremble with the cold. I tightened my clothes and walked towards the bank.
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When I got to the bank, I took out 5,000 yuan and put it in my pocket. This was for emergencies. After all, we didn’t know what kind of person Chen Yuanyuan was. Although she looked like a rich lady, we wanted to have rice bowl together last time.
At that time, I clearly remembered that it was money spent by the thin man. So, just in case, I had better withdraw five thousand yuan in advance.
When I walked to the road, I flagged down a taxi and got in. I smiled at the driver and said, "Master, there is a restaurant, don't give me a detour! Let's go!"
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