Sure enough, as I had predicted, Gongsunxiao really didn’t have a long memory. From the fact that she was still arranging her clothes when she came out, I knew that this girl was wearing only one pair of clothes again in my room.
A pair of pajamas and a pair of underwear.
"Huh? Today's food is good~" Gongsun Xiao praised when he saw the food on the table.
While watching TV, I explained to her: "This meal is for Mr. Shou to express his condolences to you. To be honest, I don't think this matter has anything to do with you. At most, it's between Sister Shui and you."
We have known each other for some time, but in fact, I planned this thing early on." I started to take credit for myself.
Hearing my confusing words, Gongsun Xiao was obviously confused: "What's yours? Mine? Everyone's? Can you make it clearer?" Gongsun Xiao was a little confused.
It was really hard to talk to such a silly girl, so I simply said perfunctorily: "It's nothing, this meal is specially used by the thin man to express condolences to you. He wanted to thank you, but he couldn't say it out loud, so he used actual proof."
, I pointed to the dishes on the table.
"Here we go, the last dish is braised pork ribs. Come on, let's eat. Nianye and Axiao, please sit down and try my handiwork." The thin man put the ribs on the table and began to show off his achievements.
When Gongsun Xiao sat down and took a bite of the food, the thin man quickly asked: "How does it taste?"
After a moment of silence, Gongsun Xiao smiled slightly and said, "It's very good. You can be a cook with your skills." It was obvious that Gongsun Xiao was complimenting the thin man.
"Really? Today's food tastes better?" I stood up, walked over, picked up a piece of fish and put it in my mouth. My eyes widened and I said, "There's too much starch, it's a bit astringent! It's not good."
, I picked up another piece of celery and ate it: "It's salty. It's not good to kill the salt seller."
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After tasting more than a dozen dishes on the table, I gave them all negative reviews, but the thin man was not angry at all: "This dish is not for you, so it doesn't matter."
Nodding, I started to make a fuss about his words: "Of course, the food you cook for me will definitely be several times better than this. Who are you trying to bully? Huh?" Obviously, I gave the thin man to
He said something speechless.
"You framed me!" The thin man picked up a chopstick and pointed it at me.
But I sat down directly, picked up the bowl, and said with a smile on my face: "Don't talk about this, let's eat!"
Then, I looked at the thin man and then at Gongsun Xiao, and said, "No, what kind of conspiracy did you two use to make a beauty like Sister Shi Shui willingly succumb to the coercion of the thin man?"
As a person who prefers to listen to gossip, I am more curious about the love history between Shouzi and Sister Xiushui.
Taking a mouthful of rice, Gongsunxiao pondered for a while and began to answer: "It was probably in the evening, Slender Man and we went to Zhuque City for a stroll. At that time, two people were dueling under the city tower. At that time, we watched
We saw one of the blue figures poking and prodding the other white figure for a long time, so we became curious, who are these two people?" When Gongsun Xiao told this, I probably already knew the story.
Who is the protagonist in the story? Yes, it was me. However, it was a miracle that these guys didn't recognize me at the time.
"Obviously, the man in blue had the upper hand at that time. He hit the man in white with every move until he couldn't fight back. At that time, it seemed that the man in white was a coward~" When Gongsun Xiao said this, I narrowed my eyes.
, and began to curse in my heart.
"However, I didn't see how the man in white took action after that, and the man in blue fell to the ground. As you know, heart disease has become the biggest killer of young people's health. Therefore, I think that the man in blue
He must have died of heart failure or myocardial infarction!" It seems that she did not see the trajectory of my knife. This means that the speed at which I took out the knife seemed to an outsider to have come and gone without a trace.
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"But half a minute later, a golden light fell from the sky. From the appearance, the golden light looked like a certain brother. At that time, this light directly enveloped the man in blue. In less than half a second, the man stood up again.
Based on this and his own associations, the thin man finally shouted, Brother Xinchun, you can live forever! As a result, the girl Xi Shui felt that the thin man's voice was very masculine, so under my aggravation, they
Two will do the trick!" I didn't expect that I was the initiator of this incident. It seems that my luck disappeared because of the sudden appearance of this guy!
"That's just the story. Okay, I've finished telling it. Do you think this story is perverted? Or is it beautiful?" Gongsunxiao looked at me with raised eyebrows and asked.
"Haha." I smiled bitterly, curled my lips, and replied: "I can tell you clearly that this is a very perverted story. Do you know what the man in blue was doing at that time?" As I said that, I also used a rather mysterious expression.
He glanced at Shouzi and Gongsun Xiao with a sensitive look.
When the thin man saw my look, he immediately froze, biting his chopsticks, and shook his head stupidly.
"What is he doing?" Gongsun Xiao was very interested in this matter.
After thinking about it for a while, I started to answer and said: "She was blowing people's anus! In fact, before the fight between the man in blue and the man in white, more than two hundred people had been killed by the man in blue! The scene was not tragic at all.
!" As soon as I said this, I couldn't help but get a blank stare from the two of them.
But Gongsun Xiao wanted to know what exactly happened at that time: "How did you know about this?" Obviously, she did not guess that the man in white was me.
At this moment, the thin man suddenly figured it out: "Nian, you are not the one in white, are you?" Sure enough, the thin man was smarter: "Now, you have given your first time?" As he said, he
He also glanced at my buttocks quite meaningfully.
"Of course not, that guy can hit me without breaking my defense! However, what you said at that time was really right. That was indeed Brother Chun. He was said to be able to erupt a domineering suit from his body. However, it was really shit to say that.
Coincidentally, when I heard the words 'Brother Xinchun, get eternal life', I really thought I was hallucinating, but I didn't expect it was you!"
When the thin man heard this, he pursed his lips and pointed his nostrils at me, looking like he deserved a beating.
But who knows, next, the thin man suddenly clasped his fists and said, "Brother! You finally did something good in your life!"
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