It's night on the seventh day of the first lunar month.
There was heavy snow falling in the sky, and a group of well-trained Spartan soldiers were walking on the banks of the Agron River Styx. The leader was me, a great magic swordsman! Following me were a group of soldiers.
A strong Spartan warrior.
"In the name of Ares, the great god of war, I will capture Athens and capture Athena alive in today's battle!" I raised my clenched fist with my right hand and said to the soldiers behind me.
Following my oath, the confidence of all the generals suddenly surged.
"sparta!" "sparta!" "sparta!"
The shouts of the warriors resounded throughout Agron, and even the River Styx was shaken to create ripples.
At this moment, a berserker suddenly shouted: "Boss, we have been trapped by the people of Athens. The enemy is three times our strength! Should we run away or what?"
I looked coldly at the Athenians who were gradually surrounding me, and suddenly yelled: "If you have the courage, let me rush you! If you don't have the courage, just dive into the River Styx!"
"Boss, you're in a bunker!"
"It's true, boss, you're in a bunker!"
............
At this time, I was immersed in the praises of my subordinates and couldn't extricate myself for a long time. The voices became more and more intense, and I lowered my head shyly.
You don’t know this by looking at it, I’m shocked when I see it, tmd, I’m really ‘diao’ exploded!
A strong sense of humiliation surged into my heart, I clenched my fists and roared angrily: "Tmd, the Spartans will just die in the River Styx, I will perish together with you guys!"
After saying that, the ancient spell sounded from my mouth: "I am the most loyal guardian of Hades, the king of Hades. Now I use my whole body cultivation as a guide to summon you, the three-headed hell dog, and let the anger in my chest turn into the energy in your body."
Fierce flames, burn them all away!"
After reciting the spell, my body disappeared, and instead, a three-headed hell dog appeared on the spot.
"Roar!"
Three black flame fireballs erupted from the mouths of the three hellhounds and exploded in the crowd. Thousands of sparks of fire scattered in all directions. All Athenians who were contaminated by the sparks, no matter who they were, were instantly turned into ashes.
After a moment, the entire Agron area fell silent, as if the fight just now did not exist. It seemed that only the ashes on the ground could bear witness to what had just happened.
In real life, I took off my gaming helmet and glanced at my little brother subconsciously.
After confirming that there was no obstacle to my male function, I couldn't help but sigh.
This "Clash of the Gods" has been with me for two years. It is impossible to say that I have no emotions, but as a Spartan leader, "fortress" means losing the ability to be a leader.
Qualifications, as a warlike nation, those NPCs will never allow a disabled person to be a leader, especially a "bunker" person.
So, everything was over. The moment I summoned the three-headed hell dog, my character data was cleared.
It is obviously impossible to practice account training again. If I have this time, I might as well find a new online game to play.
By the way, let me introduce myself first. My name is Wang Xiaonian. I am 23 years old. After graduating from college, I have never found a job that suits me. As the saying goes, I rely on my parents for food and clothing. This is absolutely true. As I grow up, I have never found a suitable job.
I have never spent a penny of my own money on food or clothes. I have always used my parents' money. Of course, it would be nonsense to say that I didn't save any money playing games. Although it is not much, it is 50,000 yuan.
There are still blocks.
When I turned on the TV, one channel after another was filled with bloody TV dramas, time travel dramas and spy wars all day long. It made me feel panicked.
Just when I dialed channel 725, I stopped, this is what the TV said.
"Dear audience friends, hello, our company has launched a new game called "Multidimensional Era". This game incorporates almost all cultures in the world, such as martial arts, magic, technology, etc., etc.
Etc. The reason why we advertise in the middle of the night is because we have 300 platinum gaming helmets to give away to those who are destined. If you call the number at the bottom of the screen within ten minutes, you can get a gaming helmet for free. This gaming helmet allows players to enter the game in advance.
Try it for two days! And the game will not be deleted 100% during operation!"
After reading the news, I immediately picked up the phone and dialed the number on the TV.
"Hello! We are Queshi Game Development Co., Ltd., what do you want to know?" A female voice as exciting as the sounds of nature came from the other end of the phone.
I couldn't help but be stunned when I heard the ten big words [Kueshi Game Development Co., Ltd.]. This is the largest game development company in the world! I'm so damn lucky! This is better than what I walked on the street two days ago.
The chance of suddenly stepping on dog poop is much lower!
After coughing twice, I said slowly: "Hello, is your company distributing platinum gaming helmets?"
The girl opposite heard this and said: "Yes, our company is indeed looking for players to test the game. You are the first customer to call. You are really positive. In view of your enthusiastic participation, our company will make an exception and give you a game."
A red diamond-level gaming helmet, I wonder if you will accept this gift from us?”
I thought to myself: 'Is there such a good thing in the world? There must be a conspiracy!' So I asked: "So this red diamond helmet has no side effects? Don't turn around and give me cerebral palsy or something, or I'll just use it.
Suddenly, it exploded like a copycat cell phone. I have a 70-year-old mother and a six-year-old father. Oh, I was wrong. I have a six-year-old son. If something happens to me, that’s not it.
, isn’t that the end?”
The girl opposite heard what I said and smiled and said: "Sir, you are so funny. The probability of the two points you mentioned happening to our helmet is 0, so you can use it with confidence. Our red diamond helmet is the same as
Other helmets are indeed somewhat different, as they allow players to randomly select a hidden profession 100% of the time."
After hearing what she said, I thought to myself: "Oh, it has such incredible effects. Wouldn't it be too shameful if I didn't want it?" So I quickly said, "No problem, just mail it to me. I live at home."
In Loess Gaopo, well, that's impossible. My family lives at No. xx, Building xx, Community xx, xx Street, xx District, Bj City. Does door-to-door delivery cost free?"
The girl opposite was amused by me and giggled: "No, no, we deliver it to your door for free. You are really humorous. I wonder what your last name is?"
Narrowing my peach blossom eyes, I thought to myself: 'Did you ask for your name? This girl is really a little bitch, hehe!' I cleared my throat and said in a magnetic voice: "My surname is Wang, and my name is Xiaonian."
I wonder if I can tell you the girl’s name?”
The girl smiled coquettishly and said, "Yes, but there is a fee."
I almost fell down after hearing this, and I stammered: "What, what, what? Do you want more money? Come on, I only have one and a half cents in my pocket. I will give you one and two cents, and I will keep the five cents."
Buy a piece of rock candy and hold it in your mouth to save yourself from feeling bitter."
The girl said softly, "Ah, you are so miserable. If I had known, I wouldn't have teased you. My name is Chen Yuanyuan!"
When I heard this name, I thought to myself: 'Holy shit, Chen Yuanyuan? This nickname is so exciting! I thought it was Wu Sangui!' I was stunned for a moment, and then I continued: "Moses, Moses, are you still there? You have time.
Let's go out for a meal, then meet at [a hotel] next Saturday. I know that the headquarters of Questyle Games is in BJ City, so okay, that's it. I know you are very willing to go to this appointment, so we agreed,
See you there, close up, bye!"
I didn't give her any chance to refuse. If she didn't come, it would mean she was rude. If she came, it would prove that she was interested in me.
This man is really a genius, hahahahaha!
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