"Eh? Xiaocheng, why are you here?" Chen Yuanyuan looked at the Dance God with a smile on her face and asked in confusion.
The dancing god was sliding like a flowing cloud, and he nudged up to Chen Yuanyuan's side. He laughed loudly and said, "Ah! Cousin, are you going out to eat with your boyfriend? Why is this guy still lowering his head? You want to pick up my cousin."
?Let me see if you have that strength first! Boy, raise your head and fight me twice!"
At this time, I was singing "Uneasy" in my heart. To be honest, I have no idea at all. I just asked for 200,000 from someone at noon. Well, now they have come to my door, and they also brought several numbers of Biao Xing.
Big man, this makes me feel so embarrassed!
Seeing this, Chen Yuanyuan stood up quickly to stop the Dance God's next move, and said hurriedly: "Xiaocheng, don't bully him. In fact, in fact, I have nothing to do with him. You must not tell my parents about this."
thing."
As soon as I heard this, I immediately felt unhappy. Good guy, if you listen to this sentence from another angle, it means: "Wang, if you give in today, there will be no trouble between us from now on."
Sing it!" After thinking about it carefully, I thought to myself: 'Is this really okay? I must have paid the bill in the end for this meal. You didn't even hold your hand or kiss your mouth, so you want to brag to me like this? No way!
How can I be so cheap to you?" After all, Chen Yuanyuan did not block the God of Dance. He rushed in, grabbed my clothes and said: "Boy, raise your head and let grandpa see what you look like!"
"Xiaocheng, Xiaocheng, don't embarrass him!" Chen Yuanyuan shouted anxiously from the side.
At this time, I couldn't hold on to the fire anymore. I raised my right hand and slammed it on the table. The marble tabletop didn't move at all! I slowly raised my head and looked at the God of Dance, who also looked at me.
, we stared at each other silently for a long time, and after a while, I suddenly laughed and said: "I'm the same generation as your father! How dare you call me grandson? I can't rebel against you! Do you want me to call you grandson now?"
Are you turning into a zombie? Try it, you have a chance!"
Hearing this, the Dance God quickly let go of his hand and stammered in disbelief: "Master, Master, Master, Master, why do you always eat here? In what life did I get this blessing?"
?How dare I meet you here!"
At this moment, Chen Yuanyuan was confused. She frowned and said slightly: "Do you know each other?"
I said to Chen Yuanyuan with a smile on my face: "Yes, we are not just acquaintances, this guy is also my apprentice."
Hearing this, the Dance God hurriedly said: "Yes, cousin, he is indeed my master, but now? I should call him brother-in-law! Haha."
Chen Yuanyuan's pretty face turned red, and she replied angrily: "Don't talk nonsense, see if I don't tell my aunt!" After that, Chen Yuanyuan punched the Dance God a few times.
The Dance God was not angry when he saw this. He glanced at Chen Yuanyuan, then turned to me and said seriously: "Master, I will leave my sister to you. You must take good care of her. Then I will leave first if I have something to do."
You two take your time and play, goodbye, ah!"
Looking at the background of the God of Dance leaving, I suddenly remembered something. I shouted at the God of Dance at the top of my voice: "Hey, apprentice, the money for my meal has been credited to your account!"
The God of Dance did not look back, he just raised his right hand to signal to me and then left surrounded by everyone.
I smiled in the direction he was leaving, then called the waiter and said, "You see, my apprentice just now, the money for our meal was recorded in his account. By the way, you can prepare another five kilograms of cooked beef for me.
I want to pack it up and take it away!”
"What do you want five kilograms of cooked beef for, Xiaonian?" Chen Yuanyuan sat opposite me and asked with a puzzled look on her face.
I smiled brightly at her, and then said charmingly: "Because the thin man hasn't eaten yet."
Hearing this, Chen Yuanyuan suddenly sat up from her chair and said hurriedly: "Xiaonian, could it be said that you are playing gay? Don't hide it from me. I have long seen that there is something wrong with you two, but I didn't think of it. I didn't think of it.
, you actually developed to that point."
I opened my mouth and almost wanted to bite my tongue and kill myself. Isn't this girl's imagination too scary? I waved my hand at Chen Yuanyuan and said with an innocent face: "Damn, it's not what you think. You are with
Your sister lives together, right? Our brothers live together because we are gay, so if you sisters live together, I also said you are having sex with Lily! We are just normal brothers, and now he has no money to rent a house, so he comes to stay with me for a few nights.
It’s normal, don’t think too much, my psychology and sexual orientation are both normal.”
Chen Yuanyuan patted her chest and slowly sat down on her seat, her face flushed with embarrassment. After a while, she said coquettishly to me: "It really scared me to death, but those words you just said are so sensitive.
Coupled with the actions you just made, you are really a pervert."
As soon as I heard this, I was stunned for half a second, and then my eyes flashed green, and I grinned: "You don't know, right? In fact, I am a killer! I dare to kill anyone, what is there that I can't do?
?" After saying that, I picked up the knife from the table and made two gestures.
When Chen Yuanyuan saw this, she pursed her lips angrily at me and said, "Hey, the waiter is here, let's go."
Taking the beef from the waiter, I stood up and was about to leave. At this moment, the waiter stood in front of me and said with a smile: "Sir, did you forget something?"
, he twirled his fingers at me.
When I saw his action, I thought to myself: 'This feeling is asking for a tip. The 4,900 yuan in my arms will never see the light of day even if I kill it!' After thinking for a while, I had an idea.
I put my hand into my pants pocket, took out the one dollar and twenty-five cents I had left over from buying groceries two weeks ago and handed it to the waiter, saying, "Take it and play with it! Let me burn incense at home and offer it to you. I can't say this money."
He must be older than your father! In terms of seniority alone, these five points are probably from your grandfather's generation!"
Before I finished speaking, I had already pulled Chen Yuanyuan away from this dangerous place. In today's society, even the smelly feet can be hacked to death. Just what I just said, I don't know how much people hate me.
Just now that guy jumped into the kitchen and chopped me up with a kitchen knife. Who should I hate? I can't go down there and hate Ksitigarbha. How can I hate others? By the way, I hate Chen Yuanyuan, this guy
It brings disaster to the country and the people, and that’s what happened to me. Let’s go too far, and let’s get back to reality.
When I took Chen Yuanyuan away from a restaurant, it was still as cold as ever outside, and the temperature was even worse than when I came. Seeing Chen Yuanyuan's cold state, I couldn't bear it for a moment, so I took off my coat and put it on her.
I took Chen Yuanyuan to the side of the road. Chen Yuanyuan was very puzzled when she saw this and hurriedly asked: "Xiaonian, why did you bring me here?"
I lifted up my index finger and scratched her nose, and said with a smile: "Of course I'll take a taxi. It's such a cold day, I'll take a taxi to take you back!"
Hearing this, Chen Yuanyuan chopped off her foot and said with a pout, "Oh, you idiot, I have a car. Come on, I'll take you back." After that, Chen Yuanyuan pulled me towards the parking lot.
When I got to the parking lot, I couldn't help but sigh to myself: 'Good guy, rich people are rich people, and they drive a car even more advanced than that Shenlong Fukang - Xiali! (You can't predict the thoughts of the public in 2046.
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