Hearing the thin man's explanation, Gongsun Xiao looked stunned: "You're lying, right? How could it be? Have you read too many martial arts novels? You can feel the murderous aura? You're lying, right?"
When the thin man heard this, he immediately shook his head and said: "The two channels of Ren and Du can be opened by just one person now, let alone murderous aura."
"Skinny, do you like to listen to Vitas' music?" At this moment, I interrupted the conversation.
The thin man waved his hand and said: "No, I don't like his voice. I'm just here for elegance. In fact, his voice sounds like noise to me. Ever since we were in high school, our classmates played a dolphin song to lull me to sleep.
I haven't liked this person very much since he woke me up."
"Then let's play Pavarotti's music." I suggested.
"It's a good idea." The thin man nodded: "But there is no water here, and there is no such artistic conception."
In the end, the thin man chose to return to his original nature and ordered a children's song: "You are young, Xiao Erlang, you carry your schoolbag to school, you are not afraid of the sun..."
Seeing this, Gongsun Xiao could only sigh helplessly and said, "Can't you just be normal?"
"In fact, both of us are normal. You are the ones who are abnormal. You are both crazy. The world is crazy. Everyone is crazy. You are crazy. I am not crazy. He is not crazy. Neither is the ceiling."
He kept looking at me and Gongsun laughing, and the thin man started talking nonsense.
To be honest, sometimes, I really don't understand this guy's mentality.
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In fact, there was a traffic jam on the road, near Wangjing. I have to say, it was a very disgusting road.
It was around 3:30 in the afternoon when we finally squeezed out of this disgusting road.
Immediately afterwards, it was smooth sailing: "We were delayed a lot of time!" I said angrily.
"Actually, I can't blame you. I should blame this city for not being able to accommodate so many cars." The thin man laughed and made a joke.
"God must be jealous that I drive such a good car, haha."
As we talked, we arrived at our destination before we knew it. In fact, the nearby communities and villa areas generally do not hire security guards. This is a very good tradition in this area, and it shows that this place
The people are so wealthy that they are not afraid of thieves.
"I like a confident zone!" I said.
"Haha, I like it too." The thin man took off his sunglasses and said softly.
However, now I couldn't be happy again, and I was stunned for a moment. I shrugged helplessly and said, "I have some bad news for you. We forgot to withdraw money!"
After hearing this, the thin man said in confusion: "Is this important?"
I rolled my eyes at him and said, "Of course it's important. I also want to smash his car."
"Maybe we can put on a show, a show of pretending to be a rich man." The thin man put the sunglasses on my face and said.
"How to do it?" Regarding this kind of wilting idea, I have never thought as well as the thin guy. This guy's little cleverness can defeat his great wisdom in many cases.
"Let's do this!"
Hearing Shouzi's idea, Gongsun Xiao and I both said yes. In the current environment, this is simply the best strategy.
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Five minutes later, the monk and 12 people arrived, got off the car, walked towards me, and said: "Brother Nian, Miss, Brother Slender, we already know where that kid lives. Have you seen it? In front of that house.
A BMW x7 was parked, which was the home of Li Suolong and his family. Now, his parents and the girl's parents were discussing the engagement. They must have not left yet, because our informant did not see them coming out.
.”
Hearing this, I couldn't help but wonder: "Do you still have informants?" Is this a spy movie?
"That's the nanny of that family. We sent a brother over earlier to check whether the wiring in the villa was aging. As a result, he bribed the nanny of that family!" The monk nodded and said.
I have to say that this is indeed what I am capable of. Of course, the technology is secondary, and the fees are the main means of bribery.
"Brothers, I have to ask you to cooperate with me in a play. By the way, where is the young man who I scared just now? Come on, come out, this scratching car is not fun, you know? I let you play today
It’s more exciting! Let’s go back and pretend to check the circuit. If I give the order and say ‘hit’, you don’t have to hesitate. When driving this car, you can hit that BMW x7. Don’t be timid! Push forward with all your strength!”
With that said, I handed the car keys to this young man.
Seeing this, the monk grinned and said, "Brother Nian, are you playing too much? If our golden cup hits it twice, it will be over. Good guy, your car plus two of that car plus one are enough."
Several million!" It seems that I still have to thank him, because he is worried about money for me.
So, I smiled at him and said, "It doesn't matter. I've said before that this car is just for me to borrow. The guy who lent me the car said that if the car is totaled after a crash, there is no need to give it to him."
I sent him back. As for the money or not, I will give him some if he is happy. If he is not happy, I won’t give him a penny!" As I said that, I put my hands in my trouser pockets. Seriously, take them.
If I didn't feel bad for hitting such an expensive car, it would be a ghost. Even my hands were shaking because of this incident.
If that guy from the God of Dance is not honest and asks me to compensate him, it will be more than 4 million, or a small 5 million, I will go.
However, I believe that that guy will definitely not be so kind. After all, in name, I am his brother-in-law, and in another capacity, I am also his master. If this guy dares to bully his master and destroy his ancestors, isn't he afraid of five thunders from heaven?
Boom?
I was fuming in my mind for a while, and then Gongsun Xiao's words brought me back to reality: "Brother Xiaonian, who is the owner of that car? You are so rich, you didn't borrow the car from Sister Yuanyuan, right?"
"I heard a hint of contempt in her voice.
The thin man simply rolled his eyes at her and said: "How is it possible? We borrowed this car from our brother. You have actually met that person. He is the financial backbone of our Duzunlou, the God of Dance, whose name is Cheng Tianchang.
He said all day long that he was a star, and that the big bar in our gang station was built by that guy. Moreover, this guy also looked forward to the future, saying that if the gang station expanded again in two months, he would build a bar there.
Stadium, don’t you think it’s ridiculous?”
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