At three quarters of noon on the eighth day of the first lunar month, it happened to be the time for beheading in ancient times. In the distance, a Santana 2000 was galloping on the road like a mad dog, and it only took a moment to arrive downstairs at my house.
A trendy man got out of the car, wearing trendy clothes, trendy shoes, and trendy socks. It rained heavily this morning. There might be water leaking in the car, otherwise there would be no reason for it to be so trendy! I saw this young man unloading a
Then a dragon swung its tail and kicked on the car door. Maybe the car door was not closed, so he kicked it again. Anyway, I think normal people should not be able to do this kind of thing.
That guy had headphones on his head, and his head was stretching and shrinking like a big tortoise. If there was someone around, he would definitely rock the whole place! He went upstairs and rang my doorbell frantically, and I thought to myself: 'cn 二
"Sir, our doorbell is made of plastic, not as hard as your iron-clad car!" I opened the door, smiled at the guy and said, "Hey, sir, are you here?"
The turtle stretched out his huge head and turned around in a circle, and said slowly: "Goods!"
I was so angry at him that I said half-jokingly: "Goods? A bomb?"
The guy still said expressionlessly: "Helmet!"
I grabbed the "goods" from the guy's hand, fearing that he would do something outrageous to my gaming helmet later.
Ignoring that bastard hipster who looked like 2b, I kicked the door viciously. My actions made me deeply aware of a problem: 'I was also infected by that 2b!' Based on this, I
The always ignorant heart finally understood a truth, that is: 'It turns out that 2b is also a disease. It spreads around us all the time. When we are infected, we will regret it. The saddest thing in life is
This! It makes us lose so much love that can be saved! That's more than two locomotives can fit in!' I walked into my bedroom, which was better than a pig's nest, and took out the helmet. What kind of helmet was it?
! There are really two red diamonds where it connects to the temple circuit! It blinded my pair of 24k titanium alloy tin-plated dog eyes! But one thing is very important, these two are most likely just two glass balls, so
I'm not in a hurry to dig them out. Obviously, my mind is still very clear now, but not necessarily in the future.
I connected the helmet to my beloved high-smart computer. What is cloud download? Out. For those of us born in 2046, if we want to play a game, whether it is a stand-alone or online game, we just need to put on the game
Once the helmet is connected to the brain waves, you can play directly on the Internet.
"Hello, which game do you need to connect to?" came the cold voice of the system master.
"In the multidimensional era, stop talking nonsense to me!"
Entering the game......
Loading game.........
Have you watched the promotional video?
I thought to myself: ‘Look! It’s like watching a blockbuster movie. Who wouldn’t watch a free movie?’ Yes.
At this time, a picture of birds singing and flowers fragrant appeared in front of me. On it, a group of beautiful girls were eating nectar, and the soldiers were looking at the group of angels with smiles.
At this moment, something magical happened and the whole picture collapsed!
The land is a wild place, and everyone seems to have returned to the Stone Age. Everyone, look at me, and I look at you. Just when these people were stunned, a hail of arrows struck, not at the crowd, but at me! Everything
It seemed so real! I could no longer distinguish between virtuality and reality. The swarm of arrows flew towards me like a swarm of locusts. Just when the tip of the arrow was still 0.001 centimeter away from me, the screen switched.
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A sweet voice said to me: "Dear player, hello, I am System Commissioner No. 001."
I thought to myself: 'What I want to see is 007!' Seeing that I didn't speak, the system mm had no choice but to continue: "Since you are the first player to enter our game, in addition to hiding your profession, we will also give you a growth-oriented equipment.
.Do you accept it?"
When I heard this, I thought to myself: "It's such a good thing, if you don't accept it, it's sb!"
"I accept."
Loading the lottery mini-game......
Huo, a slot machine suddenly landed in front of me.
System mm glanced at the slot machine, then at me, and said: "Please, if you can guess three nines, congratulations, you will get an artifact!"
I squinted my eyes and turned around with a giggle, and thought to myself: "I was known as the little prince of slot machines in the game arcade, and in the end the entire arcade was bankrupted by me. Although I have not been the eldest brother for many years, but three nines,
"Hey, it's drizzling." I turned around and walked to the slot machine, stretched out a finger, and made a horse step, as fast as the wind, as fierce as lightning, and clicked three times.
Eh? Damn it! Three nines, no coins exploded! What a rip-off!
Congratulations on obtaining the artifact [Heavenly Overlord].
Do you want to play again to get a career...
yes.
Continue, as fast as the wind, as fierce as lightning, and click three times in a row.
Congratulations, your profession is a medicine boy.
When I heard the news, I thought to myself: ‘Hey girl, I’m here to play games and kill people, not to save people.’ Did you choose your own body constitution as the human body constitution?
yes.
scan dna......
Your physical ability is SS level...
Your agility is level A.....
Your hit ability is S level.....
Your mental ability is level e.....
Your strength ability is level b.....
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After the test, I thought to myself: 'tmd, is my spirit just one step away from being in high danger? Fortunately, we have been martial arts fanatics since childhood. We have also practiced a lot of the Eighteen Palms of the Dragon and the Nine Yin Manual. In the end,
The main thing is that I have practiced some Zhang style short boxing, so there is no problem with my physique. It’s just that my strength is a bit unsatisfactory. Is my martial arts just a show off? I really can’t say it’s possible. Anyway, I’ve been fighting since I was young.
I've never won once.' After scanning, please enter your name.
"Wang Xiaonian."
The review is completed and you are entering the game.
4....
3.....
2......
1.....
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A flash of light flashed and I was born.
Different from other games, this game actually did not give me a novice blouse and novice trousers, but only a three-way tie. Fortunately, there was no one around, otherwise I would be embarrassed to be dressed like this!
'Men are given tees, but women have to be wearing bikinis?' I was thinking in my mind, and I started to look around. According to my observation for several minutes, I found that this was just a very ordinary small village.
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The village is built close to the mountain. A loess road connects the mountain road and runs through the entire village. There are more than a dozen bamboo houses on the roadside and a well in the center of the village. This is the entire village.
There was no one around, so I started to break in, but the only thing worth taking from each house seemed to be vats.
The last house! In a desperate move, I pushed open the door and rushed in.
"Oops! Your grandpa's room is poisonous!" The moment I rushed into the room, a scent of fragrance hit me. After just one breath, I was thrown to the ground and unable to move.
At this moment, a beautiful woman came out of the back room. What kind of beauty she was. Her face was as bright as the bright moon, with a pair of small but dark and bright eyes. Although her strong nose was slightly resolute, it was
It gives people an otherworldly feeling. Just like Nuwa in the ancestral hall, it can only be viewed from a distance, not played with.
At this time, she walked up to me with light steps, and I thought to myself: "You may appear as pure as jade, but your inner debauchery cannot be concealed. Come, kiss me forcefully!"
I was so sexually excited that I didn't even feel like a knife was being held on my neck.
"Who are you?" asked a cold voice.
I regained my composure and found that the woman actually had a knife in her hand and was holding it on my neck.
Because I couldn't move, I had to beg for mercy: "Woman, please forgive me, I'm just a player."
The cold woman frowned and said, "What is a player? Do you really think of me as an idiot?"
Just as the woman was about to slash her with the knife, I suddenly realized what I was doing and said quickly, "I'm the medicine boy!"
After hearing this, the woman put away the knife and said calmly: "My name is Cheng Bing, this is Yaowang Village, and you will be my apprentice from now on."
The woman named Cheng Bing knelt down and stuffed a longan-sized pill into my mouth. The poison was released. Before I could figure out the whole story, she continued.
: "As my disciple, I want you to taste hundreds of poisons. From today on, you will eat half a catty of arsenic as food a day! Even if you die, you cannot insult the name of Yaowangzhuang!"
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