"I put my hand lightly on the table, and the ten ingots of gold on the table were put into my pocket.
I opened the door and went down to the first floor. I walked slowly to the counter and said, "Shopkeeper, give me ten taels of gold! Then help me change these ten taels of gold into silver."
"Yes, sir, please wait a moment." The shopkeeper carefully took the gold and said with a smile.
I leaned on the counter and looked outside the inn. I saw a bustling crowd outside the door. I didn’t know what they were talking about. I was stunned for a while. The shopkeeper suddenly patted me on the shoulder and said: "Sir, here are 10 steamed buns."
And 999 taels of silver and eighty copper plates, please keep them." After that, the shopkeeper handed me a paper bag and a sack.
"Wait a minute, what's your best wine?"
"To tell the guest officer, it's Huadiao."
"How much?"
"A jar of ten pounds and ten taels of pure gold."
"Snapped!"
I took out an ingot of ten taels of pure gold from the package, placed it heavily on the counter, and said, "Pack it into ten porcelain bottles."
"This will cost more." The shopkeeper said in a neither arrogant nor humble tone.
"How much?"
"Ten taels of silver and an empty bottle."
"Pack!"
I took the ten bottles of flower carvings handed over by the shopkeeper and threw them into the package. I strode towards the prison in the distance.
When I got out, I saw a lot of beauties on the street. I don't know why, but a strange feeling arose in my heart.
As we got closer and closer to the prison, there were more and more people. At the risk of being squeezed into a piece of paper, I got to the front row.
Staring directly at the cell door, I stretched out my arms to hug a player with a sly eyebrow, and whispered: "So many people have gathered? What's going on?"
“Let’s take the dancing god out of prison and hold a concert!”
"Damn, it's tasteless!" I pushed it away, and under the eyes of everyone with contempt, I took out a steamed bun and a bottle of Huadiao from the package as if nothing had happened, and started eating and drinking alone.
"Yeah."
After I finished my meal, the God of Dance was finally released. He came out of the door and suddenly spun around in circles a few times on tiptoe. I am sure that normal people would never be able to do this in front of everyone.
Things are coming.
"Ah!" The God of Dance called me back to reality while I was wandering in my thoughts.
"Thank you all for your concern. Oh, in the days to come, I will practice dancing with ten times the sweat to comfort everyone's restless hearts!"
"Oh, the God of Dance! God of Dance! Long live the God of Dance!"
"God of Dance, I love you."
"God of Dance, you are the best!"
"Love your sister!" I shouted angrily with the strength of the wine, and the wine bottle in my hand suddenly came out.
"Shua~"
The wine bottle drew a perfect arc in mid-air and flew directly towards the location of the Dance God. At this moment, many players standing behind me looked at them with "Hallelujah" expressions.
Me. Because in their eyes, I am like a God-like existence, and they themselves are all Judas!
"Bang~"
The wine bottle happened to hit the dancing god on the head.
A big '50' rises from the head of the Dance God, and this is a weak attack.
"I'm a fucking immortal! How dare you hit Xiao Wu and chop him to death!"
"..."
The cries became louder and louder each time, and the words he said became more unpleasant. This situation lasted for about 20 seconds.
I can't count on the dancing god who is squatting aside, holding his head and crying. Now all I can count on is myself.
I saw that I took out a small bottle from the package and raised it in front of me to take a look - Wuliangye, this is the bottle, that's right.
After a while, I lifted my left index finger, then stretched it diagonally above my head, and said with a smile: "The wind speed is level 2, and the wind direction is in the opposite direction!"
Is this guy playing monkey tricks? What are you doing there like a fool?" This is what ordinary people say.
"Interesting! Interesting! I think he looks like a ghost, otherwise he wouldn't be so irrational!" This is what a wise person says.
"No, obviously, this guy is performing a mime!" This is what a humorous person says.
"You all guessed wrong. He was frightened by us! I'm sure." This is what people who feel good about themselves say.
.........
All in all, there are all kinds of comments and criticisms. They have one thing in common, that is - they are all directed at me!
I am very happy about this! It is simply an honor for me to be able to make people hate me so much! Because throughout the ages, the one who laughs last will definitely be the bad guy. Therefore, I have always been a wolf in wolf's clothing.
Sheep, bad on the outside but beautiful on the inside!
As gamers, some people choose to be patient, while others choose to be strong. Obviously, I am the latter. As a professional gamer, the nature of bullying other players makes me want to stop. Instead of letting others bully me, then
It's better for me to take the initiative to bully others! After all, in the game world, the jungle is the strongest. If I play games with a compassionate heart, then why am I still messing around!
As an idealist with a mutated mind, nothing I do can be understood by ordinary people. For example, these people I am about to kill, they never dreamed that in the early stages of the game, I could kill them all with my own strength.
Kill them all with poison!
The various benefits I got from the game made me perverted, cruel, and bloodthirsty.
I don’t know anything else, but I only know two things. Those who don’t agree with me will be harmed if they can. If they can’t be harmed, they will be killed! Those who take the initiative to stir up trouble will be reconciled if they can. If they can’t be reconciled, they will definitely not die.
I!
Amidst the roars of the crowd, I slowly held the porcelain bottle tightly in the center of my left hand. A stream of true energy in my body burst out from my Dantian like a river bursting its banks. This true energy passed through Zhongwan, Juque, and Tanzhong.
, Yutang, Huagai, the five major acupoints hit the two acupoints of Quze and Sanhuang on my right arm. In just a moment, this true energy passed through the two acupoints and directly reached my Shaofu acupoint (the direction of this internal force
This is pure nonsense by the author, and any similarity is purely accidental).
Suddenly, I felt the porcelain bottle in my hand was getting hot, and there were faint signs of redness on its surface. I had a hunch that if I didn't let go, this bottle would definitely explode!
I glanced at the red cloth stopper at the mouth of the bottle, and I thought to myself: 'Good guy, this internal energy is so damn strong, the nylon cloth has been roasted and drawn. Tomorrow we don't need to hold a lighter when we go out in the wild, we can just buy one.
Fill a hot water bottle with mountain spring, directly heat it with internal force, boil it and let it dry for a while, it will be cool and white, and it is pure natural! Guaranteed to be green and pollution-free! Hold the mouth of the bottle, tap it gently, and confirm the contents.
After all the liquid turned into gas, I pinched my nose and suddenly smashed the bottle at the feet of the players in the first row opposite. The porcelain bottle shattered, and a purple gas spread rapidly in the air!
Under the cover of the breeze, 90% of Dalao Square was basically occupied by purple smoke.
Everyone sniffed it gently, and after a long while, they suddenly heard one of the players in the front row laugh: "This is good stuff, and it smells of lavender."
After a few seconds, starting from the first row of players, everyone covered their faces and fell to the ground. Purple streams of light loomed in their meridians, like tattoos.
One hundred, one hundred, and another hundred, waves of fixed damage values floated from the heads of the players in the first row. This phenomenon formed a chain reaction. Soon, the second row, the third row, and even the third row were affected.
Players in the fourth row, fifth row and soon followed the example of the players in the first row, their vitality and blood dropping desperately.
From my perspective, the continuous damage values form a sea of data. The damage values are rolling and galloping among the crowd. It is really spectacular!
At this moment, the Dance God suddenly stood up from the ground and shouted: "Brother-in-law, do you want to be so harsh?"
"Uncle cn! I will never die with my eyes closed!" These were the last words of a female player who persisted until the end.
After a closer look, I'm done, I want to gouge out my eyes. This little person looks really better than someone else!
After the death, the purple smoke dispersed, and the corpses scattered all over the place were counted. There were at least 1,800 of them! It must be mentioned that these people died very regularly. Perhaps they were afraid that the crematorium would think their corpses were too messy.
, regardless of transportation, so I chose to die with dignity!
Pointing to the mountain of corpses in front of me, I turned my head and smiled at the God of Dance: "Look, how spectacular it is, God of Dance, this is my meeting gift to you!"
The Dance God raised his head and glanced in the direction I was pointing. His face immediately changed. He trembled all over. He stabilized his body. After being in a daze for a while, the Dance God frowned at me and said, "Brother-in-law, you can give it to me as soon as I'm released."
I have prepared such a great gift, how can I be so virtuous and capable! Do you dare to mourn one more family after another mourning? If you mourn thirteen families in a row in one day, then I will be a mourner!"
I waved my hand at him and said calmly: "You are the one! Come on, let's stop talking about it, I will recruit you into the gang first!" After that, I sent an invitation to the Dance God to join the gang.
After the Dance God agreed to join the gang, I continued: "I will now make you one of the seven hall masters, the master of Xiaoyi Hall!"
Before I finished speaking, I had already changed the position of Dance God to the leader of Xiaoyi Hall in the gang management menu.
"What is it used for?" Dance God frowned and asked.
I frowned, grinned and said, "It's your main responsibility to help me gain popularity. I'll give you a place to hold a special concert!"
"Is there such a good thing?"
"Why not?"
"Okay, I agree."
I took out two bottles of Huadiao and two steamed buns from my arms, and handed one to the Dance God. I smiled and said, "Whole grains, scrape the oil and water in the intestines, it is good for physical and mental health."
The God of Dance reached out to take it, took a bite of the steamed buns, and said with emotion: "My father said that when he was a child, his family was poor and could not afford rice and noodles, so he could only eat steamed buns. Until he became successful later, he vowed to never eat steamed buns again in his life.
I don’t eat steamed buns anymore. So until now, I have never eaten steamed buns. I didn’t expect it to be so delicious, and it tastes like corn!”
I glanced at the God of Dance with a smile, and I thought to myself: 'How novel is it? This steamed bun is originally made of corn residue, does it taste like corn?' "By the way, brother-in-law, what are you going to do next? Dominate."
Wulin?" The Dance God wiped his mouth and said with a smile.
Hearing this, a light suddenly flashed in my eyes, and I smiled and said: "Dominate the martial arts world? I don't have that ambition. My ambition is to dominate the entire gaming world!"
"Fuck!" With a sigh, the Dance God pointed at the prison behind him and said with lingering fear: "Hey, brother-in-law, this is the door of the prison. Aren't you afraid of being wanted after killing so many people?"
"I'm afraid of Mao! Even if the four famous arresters come, I won't be afraid at all. At most, you will be caught!"
“…..”
[Wuliangye] Drug level: Intermediate Grade: Medium Effect: Liquid, 300 qi and blood/s, lasts for one minute, onset 3 seconds after ingestion. Gaseous state, 100 qi and blood/s, lasts 20s, onset 5 seconds after inhalation
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Introduction: Five good poisons are used to make five poisonous good liquids! It is the best for poisoning!
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