At this time, the thin man stretched out his index finger and pointed to the sky, not knowing what he meant: "Actually, my little thing has a camera function. We will start after the big guys finish eating.
Enjoy the video, the effect will not be known to Cameron!"
So, we started to wait for a long time. When we all finished our meal and enjoyed dessert, the thin man stood up and announced: "Actually, today, brother, I am showing a short movie for everyone.
I am standing here with the mentality of watching, so everyone, please take a look!" As he said that, the thin man touched the ball, and a light flashed and shone in mid-air, forming a picture. It is hard to imagine that he
How does this light stay still in mid-air?
Putting the miniature TV on the table, the thin man began to tell us everything in the picture in the way of explaining the animal world: "Hello everyone, I am the thin man. Today, the story we are telling is called the Human Bat Centipede. Indeed, this is a
It's a very awkward name, but at this moment, I really can't think of anything else to replace it. So good, what we see now is a vast expanse of land.
In the forest, the trees, the sky and the ground here are well intertwined into a black landscape. Usually, we can only see this kind of scenery in horror movies. Hey, what is that?" The thin man's tone now is rather harsh,
Moreover, this guy not only gave dirty and messy explanations, but also danced around to prevent us from watching the movie. This behavior is as bad as defecating in the movie theater.
However, as a viewer, after hearing the thin man's explanation, not only did no one cry, but no one vomited. This is very strange to me. At the very least, there should be two foaming at the mouth to cooperate, right?
Otherwise, it would be acceptable for two people to suddenly faint, but now it seems that these people who should have appeared have not appeared: "It hurts~" Finally, the first speaker appeared among the crowd.
Turning his head, the thin man squinted his eyes and found the speaker. He immediately narrowed his eyes and took out a scalpel from his arms: "Young man, I can do the surgery for you~ And it's free, dear~" chiluoluo
The threat instantly frightened the young man so much that he didn't dare to speak anymore. Seeing this, the thin man put away the scalpel and smiled.
, said: "Actually, I have never been a person who likes to do surgery on others, but except for that person, let's continue watching!" As he said that, the thin man pointed to a black spot in the center of the image and continued to explain to us.
Said: "You can see now that what I am pointing to is the protagonist of this story, a solitary guest in the world of mortals.
From the outside, he has obviously suffered a lot. He is like a defeated stag. After defeat, he can only leave the herd, either to fight or to challenge other deer.
Leader, overall, this guy is very miserable, and he is very miserable when he is put on a cart." At this time, the thin man said again.
Combining the speaking method of the legal program with a little humorous jokes to explain to us, I think he must have discovered before that we do not buy a single form of explanation of the animal world, so he integrated it into this explanation method.
The explanation style without other elements, such a mix and match, probably only this guy can come up with it.
"But, everyone, look, how come the body of a lonely guest in Hongchen grows together with two human-faced bats? The main cause and effect of this incident is that he used us guys as guns, so it turned out like this
A person looks like a ghost or a ghost!" Duoqing also added a word by the way.
"How scary!" Some of the mm present began to scream.
"That guy was placed in the middle, so disgusting!" Some male players also expressed their opinions.
"How about just killing him? Why bother?"
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After everyone commented for a while, the solitary figure in the scene suddenly moved, but could not speak because his mouth was connected to the huge butt of the human-faced bat: "Now we can see that the victim can move
However, when he discovered his current state, his face was filled with panic
, what kind of self-rescue measures will he take? Or does he want to die immediately? This is a problem! Although it is a problem, we have a way to solve the problem, that is, continue to read below! "
The thin man explained again, and we continued to watch the next move of a lonely guest in the world.
I saw this guy lying on the ground with a look of horror on his face. About five seconds later, this guy's eyes were full of resentment.
However, when he wanted to get up, he discovered that all of his hand tendons and hamstrings had been severed.
This is the most painful thing for a player, because in this state, his body's function must have dropped to the lowest level, but the game is a game after all, not reality. If it were in reality, this guy's tetsuji would be
If the hamstring can still move after being severed, it would be really weird: "Now, we can see that this guy's hamstring and hamstring have been cut off by me using some special technique, although the wound is now gone
Scarring and cocooning
, but unfortunately, it is still very laborious for this guy to stand up, because the game determines that after the player is picked off his hand tendons and hamstrings, he will not be able to hold more than 5 kilograms of items in one hand! In other words, if
If an ordinary tempered single sword weighs 3.4 kilograms, it is a pity that this guy cannot pick it up! So, how will he save himself and escape from this dangerous place? So, let us continue with doubts.
Look down!”
Slowly closing his eyes, the solitary guest in the world seemed to be thinking, perhaps, he has given up on escaping now, but he has indeed disappeared from where he was. There is no doubt about this, that is to say, he is indeed
There is a secret weapon that can save him now.
After a while, the guy opened his eyes, his eyes full of indignation. Immediately, the guy touched his hand to the package and took out a small object. When he took a closer look, he saw that it was a syringe filled with potion.
However, at this moment, a player started to speak: "That guy is so stupid. It's just a matter of pain to tear those two bats apart. It's such a waste. Tsk."
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