Chapter five hundred and eighty first cheating love theory
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There was silence for a while, and the cream guy didn't dare to speak. I thought, this guy must have been stunned by my talk now.
"If you dare to say otherwise, I will whip you!" I threatened him: "Obviously so many people have seen it with their own eyes."
"This, I did see it!" Little Brother Cream was so shocked by what I said that he broke into a cold sweat.
"That's right. Did the hand holding the injection tremble a few times before he gave the injection?" Then I asked again.
"Well, it is indeed true, I can see this!"
"Me too." Tong Zai and Yi Dao Xiao reached a rare consensus.
"This shows that Hongchen Yiguke is actually struggling in his heart. He doesn't want to kill his two lovers with his own hands, so he was so hesitant about this needle! You should be able to understand the guy's mood at that time, right?
?" At this time, everyone was dumbfounded by my chatter, and they all nodded stiffly, fearing that my "cannon fire" would splash on them and cause them to be burned.
"But, his injection was indeed inserted. How can we explain this?" The little guy didn't give up yet, and actually questioned me further.
At this, I smiled and said: "If you look carefully, you will find a detail. Among Hongchen Yiguke and the two human-faced bats, only Hongchen Yiguke has intact hands, feet and body. As for those two
The human-faced bats have had their wings cut off, their teeth pulled out, and two claws chopped off by the kind-hearted thin man. Just like a lonely stranger in the world of mortals sacrificing himself to help two human-faced bats, how on earth are they going to survive? Is it possible that they can survive?
Haven't you thought about this?"
After hearing my explanation, everyone present nodded to show that I was right.
"Eh? It makes sense!" Brother Cream picked up the pen and recorded this classic words I said again.
Seeing this, I continued to make nonsense to everyone: "As the saying goes, I smiled at the sky with my sword, leaving my liver and gallbladder. If I don't go to hell, who will. At that time, the human-faced bat in front of the solitary guest in the world of mortals was in the spirit of Chapter 1
The one who sacrificed himself based on the principle of one sentence, but the one behind Hong Chen Yi Gu Ke sacrificed himself based on the principle of the second sentence. Although the concepts are different, in the end they are all to save the world, that is, Hong Chen Yi Gu Ke.
What a sacrifice! This is great love!”
As soon as I finished saying this, everyone was surprised. Even the piece of fat intestine that Duoqing had just put into her mouth fell out of her mouth before she could chew it.
At this point, I got an inspiration: "At that time, a solitary guest in the world of mortals must not have thought of that sentence: to die under the peonies is to be a ghost and be romantic. Otherwise, he would definitely have followed his two lovers. But
, he did not turn around, so he resolutely picked up the butcher knife in his hand and slashed at his two lovers. However, the two human-faced bats of unknown gender could not enjoy enough love.
The joy brought to them has already ascended to heaven. As for later, didn't you see a lonely guest in the mortal world taking away their heads and buttocks respectively? This is love! A love with no boundaries! Even if they
The three of them are all gay friends! But, this is what is called love!” I think my theory of human-animal love has caused everyone to completely collapse.
Even the creamy boy was frothing at the mouth and fell to the ground: "Brother Nian, if you don't mind, I will put this paragraph on the forum. When the time comes, I think, you
His divine talk will definitely shock many people!"
When I heard this, I still had a smile on my face, but I had already secretly made a decision in my heart: 'This tape must be destroyed!'
Everyone present has been killed. However, as a thin general who has fought with me for many years, he has already had a certain immunity to my long comments. Therefore, he was not able to fall like everyone else.
This is a regret of mine, because, in my opinion, only ridicule that does not allow people to cultivate antibodies is the real magical skill. Now, I am still far away from it.
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After teasing a lot of people, I think it is the right choice for me to leave now. I called George, Niu Asan and Tusheng. We stood up and walked to the two girls, Gongsun Xiao and Chen Yuanyuan. At this time,
Fu Jiang has already fallen asleep. From the smell of alcohol emanating from her body, I can guess that this girl must have drank at least four jars of Shao Knife. I picked her up from the chair and looked at the drunken Gongsun Xiao and Chen Yuanyuan.
Said: "Master Shou, I'm retreating. If these two guys wake up, tell them that they are a burden. I don't want to take them to find One Piece anymore. Let them give up on this!"
, Niu Asan and I murmured: "Brother Niu, help me!"
After hearing my order, Niu Asan violently held Fu Jiang on his shoulders. It looked very relaxed! It was as if what he was holding was not a person but a sack. Moreover, this guy would also
Tomi Jiang leaned on his shoulder twice and found a comfortable position to compare prices.
Seeing that I was about to leave, the thin man did not stop him: "Don't worry, Nian Ye, go and find the one piece in your heart!" The thin man also made the same mistake as me.
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After leaving Qingfeng Building, I found that with Fujiang's current condition, it might be a little difficult to continue on the road. And I am also a little dizzy because I drank a lot of wine. In this case, let's hurry on.
Wouldn't it be more dangerous?
So, I found a nearby inn to stay and study the secrets in the package and my current moves.
In terms of my current skills, although I have quite a few, at the level of cultivation, they are all scummy.
When I arrived at the inn and paid for the room, I remembered a very important thing, that is, I forgot to ask the thin man for the recipe for the potion.
In addition, the video I recorded before was not edited or produced. Overall, in a word, I am quite busy now.
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