Wild boar forest, as the name suggests, is a forest with many wild boars. This place is surrounded by mountains and rivers, with birds singing and the fragrance of flowers. It is a good place. If one hides here, using the dense pine needles on the pine trees to cover oneself, it is indeed difficult to find it.
So much effort.
"Be careful. The wild boars here are like the crabs in the river. They are used to running rampant. Also, let me tell you one thing by the way. Wild boars are social animals, although in this game there are not groups of wild boars numbering 30 or 50.
But it is still very possible for groups of three or five to appear." I looked around cautiously and whispered to the Dance God.
"But it's really strange. Today, the wild boar forest is completely silent. The low whistle that the wild boars usually make can't be heard anymore." I frowned and continued.
After a while, the God of Dance looked at me and whispered nervously to me: "Brother-in-law, did your bastard energy instantly kill all living creatures within a hundred miles around you?"
I straightened my face, acted like a meditator, and laughed in a low voice: "Then why are you not dead? You are talking nonsense to me!"
"Because I am strong! Haven't you seen One Piece? The bastard's aura can defeat an admiral in seconds? In the same way, my evil aura is overwhelming, but my righteousness cannot invade! How can you hurt me?" The Dance God pinched his waist with both hands.
, with a generous and righteous expression, this flattery made him shoot it as if it were real!
"Hehe" I laughed evilly, and I joked: "You little red guy, you are really good at talking. In ancient times, you might even be able to make dead people talk about being alive. If you were placed next to Qianlong, Heshen and Sir
There’s definitely no chance of singing!”
"Thank you for your praise. How can a young man be so virtuous? How can he be so virtuous!" The Dance God took two steps back, bowed to the ground in a cooperative manner, and bowed three times in a row.
"Free of charge!"
"Hey, my emperor..."
Interrupting the Dance God's words, I suddenly made a silencing gesture: "Wait, hush, there's something going on."
"What's going on?" Dance God asked warily.
"Look over there, there is smoke, who the hell is setting fire to the wasteland here!"
"Could it be?" The Dance God's face was full of doubts.
After a while, we both said in unison: "Zhu Qi!"
I visually measured the distance of the thick smoke from us. According to my conservative estimate, it was about 500 meters, which is about one mile.
"God of Dance, can you climb trees?" I asked in a low voice with a serious look on my face.
The God of Dance looked careless, shook his head and said with a smile: "I understand a little, I understand a little."
Seeing this, I shouted angrily: "Is it possible?"
"Yes." The Dance God glanced at me in confusion and said in a panic.
Sighing, I said to him seriously: "When you arrive at the mission location, you can climb up the tree. Most of the forest is filled with pine trees. You hide in the pine needles and don't make a sound. Leave the battle to me!"
"Understood." The Dance God nodded.
Zhu Qi is really cunning. If I hadn't been sharp-eyed, I might have caught him now! Less than half the distance away, various traps began to appear one after another to beckon us.
There are everything you can think of, such as plaster faces, bricks, crossbows and soon. The trap that disgusts me the most is very indecent. According to the advance personnel at the scene of the crime, this trap is for exposure.
The cheetah trap outside was used as bait. At the time of the incident, the person involved suddenly saw the trap, and then secretly cursed the person who set the trap. When the person involved removed the seemingly ordinary cheetah trap, he could not calm down.
What happened was that a crossbow arrow came out from under the client's body, and its target was the client's anus.
The person involved was the God of Dance. At that time, the arrow was less than 10 centimeters away from the God of Dance’s anus. At this moment, a person who existed like God appeared. This person was me.
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For such long-range physical attacks, the Double Dragon Water Drawing Style in the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms is their biggest nemesis. Seeing that the crossbow arrow was about to pierce the Dance God Jumen, I suddenly used the Double Dragon Water Drawing Style to point the crossbow arrow wildly.
suck.
Less than half a second later, the Dance God suddenly grabbed his pants, covered his crotch and cursed: "Fuck me! Brother-in-law, what is this? Why is it so cold?"
I took the crossbow arrow with one hand and took a look. The arrow was actually red. I frowned and glanced at the God of Dance. I hurriedly said: "Xiao Cheng, you, your chastity arch is gone?"
The God of Dance looked at the crossbow in my hand, and for a moment he was as confused as the two-foot-tall monk: "What do you mean? I don't understand, brother-in-law, can you explain it more clearly? You know, my brain is a little weak!"
Sighing softly, I shook my head, raised the crossbow in my hand, and said, "What I mean is, were you forced to kiss your anus by this thing?"
"No, I'm fine." The Dance God turned around in a circle and said calmly.
I frowned and brought the crossbow arrow in front of me and sniffed it. A very spicy smell hit my nose. I threw the crossbow arrow to the ground. I rubbed my nose and said, "It's so exciting! Chili oil, this is it."
, and it’s still pressed from the sky, this Zhu Qi is so ruthless.”
The Dance God looked at me with confusion on his face, and thought to himself: "Good guy, this guy is quite cruel. He was well prepared to punish people. Fortunately, I discovered it early, otherwise, I would probably have lowered my head and destroyed him."
He poked me with that thing during the trap. "What are you doing standing there dumbly? Let's go." After greeting the dancing god, I embarked on the journey again.
The Dance God woke up from his dazed state and whispered back: "Oh, no, let's go."
The journey was bumpy, and the distance of 500 meters took us half an hour. Hiding in a tall pine tree, through the gaps between the pine needles, I could clearly see the individual animals displayed on the ground in the distance.
Beautiful and delicious wild boar artworks, including roasted whole pig, fried whole pig, steamed whole pig, fermented whole pig, etc.
Among these works of art, there is another person who is extremely disproportionate. He is the massacre leader - Zhu Qi.
Zhu Qi has a long face, one eye, and is more than eight feet tall. His thin body looks like it is just skin except for bones. At this time, he is desperately cooking the unfinished 'art', as you can tell by looking at his ecstatic expression.
How happy is he now?
"Brother-in-law, is this Zhu Qi? He looks very weak." The Dance God hugged the tree trunk and whispered to me.
I turned around and rolled my eyes at the Dance God, and said in a low voice: "You know what? Although he looks as thin as a bamboo pole, you can see that his temples are slightly raised, and the joints of the five fingers of his hands are thick and strong.
It shows that he has unique abilities in both internal and external skills. If you meet him like this, you will definitely die without any suspense!"
"Ah! Damn, it's so awesome! I'll kill you!" After hearing my professional introduction, the dance god couldn't control his emotions for a moment, so the following plot came into being.
I saw Zhu Qi's expression straightened up, he mobilized his inner strength, and shouted angrily towards where we were hiding: "Who is there!"
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