"If you want to talk nonsense, I'll talk nonsense with you later, but I can't do it now. Now I want to test the gun first." I glanced at the Dance God with a smirk on my face, and I put my finger into the trigger guard, like a Western cowboy.
, coolly turned the gun several times.
Seeing me like this, the Dance God hurriedly ran away, with a panicked expression on his face, and said: "Damn it, brother-in-law, do you know how to play? Don't look back and misbehave again! If you die, it will be a one-and-done. It's for the sake of my rights."
The people are in trouble. If you kill me, society will be in turmoil. If I die, how many people will mourn and shed tears for me? I think a Huangfu River will cry!"
Ignoring the Dancing God's teasing, I pulled the trigger and aimed at the head of the tiger dog in the distance.
I shouted loudly, "One general can make a thousand bones wither"! I pulled the trigger.
"Bang!"
A ray of silver light cut through the sky like a meteor, and the bullet penetrated the tiger dog's head without any hindrance. Due to the excessive force of the bullet, the tiger dog was actually knocked flying by the remaining force of the bullet.
"Ouch~"
The tiger dog howled miserably and flew backwards into the air in the direction behind it.
Just when the tiger dog was about to fall to the ground, I saw an opportunity, my finger suddenly exerted force, and pulled the trigger!
There was a loud gunshot, and the second bullet flew straight out from the muzzle, hitting the tiger dog accurately in the lower back.
After this blow, the tiger dog flew backwards again. It made a slight arc in mid-air, and then landed with a bang.
After landing, the tiger dog rolled around for a few more weeks, kicking up a plume of dust and smoke!
When all the remaining energy was gone, the tiger and the dog struggled wildly with their claws for a few seconds and then stopped moving. They must have been saved by me.
‘It seems like something exploded from me just now.’ I thought beautifully in my heart.
I walked slowly to the dog corpse and took a closer look. Sure enough, a small card was lying quietly on the ground.
I bent down, picked up the small card and held it in my hand. For a moment, I couldn't figure out why.
After a while, the God of Dance slowly walked towards me. When he came to my side, I smiled at him and said, "It's a good thing, but I don't know what it is used for."
"Ignore this for now, I want to say, brother-in-law, your gun is so awesome! It killed a tiger and a dog instantly with just one shot. The gun was just for fun!" The Dance God stared with envy on his face.
He looked at my golden explosion and said while drooling.
"Well, in terms of power alone, this gun is still very good. However, this is only limited to the early stage of the game. Once the players level up in the game and get good equipment, this gun is nothing. In a word:
'Look far away, don't be satisfied just because you are satisfied'. This is just a level 10 dark gold equipment!" I rolled my eyes at the God of Dance, and threw the Golden Explosion back into the package.
I glanced at the God of Dance who was so scolded by me, I sighed, raised the card in my hand, frowned and continued: "God of Dance, what is this? There is a tiger dog drawn on it, and it is still with a landscape background.
To set off.”
The Dance God frowned and thought for a while, then said: "If I read it correctly, this should be a monster card."
"Monster card? What the hell?"
"As the name suggests, the monster card records the monster's attributes and detailed introduction. As long as you put it on your forehead and slap it, it will be considered used."
"Oh, such a setting is really cheating. If there is a martial art that says that you have to wear diapers, and then squirt it on your face, what kind of artistic conception will it be?"
"Ahem, brother-in-law, you think too much."
I slapped the monster card on my head, and a white light flashed over my head. In an instant, I seemed to turn into an angel.
After a while, I woke up from my dream, returned to reality, and took a look around. Sure enough, there was a 'View' option after the names of the tigers and dogs in the distance that had been wandering aimlessly all day.
After clicking to check, I clearly saw the specific attributes of the tiger dog.
[Tiger Dog (Level 21~24)] (Different monster levels have different intelligence. The higher the level of the monster, the smarter it is, only compared to animal monsters) HP: 1500 Mana: 0 Attack: 450 Defense
:150..........
Monster Skill: Mad Dog Disease (instantly improves all its attributes by 50%, the effect lasts for half a minute.) Introduction: Tiger Dog, distributed all over the world, a cross between a tiger and a native dog, is good at physical attacks. According to rumors, it is attacked by its teeth
If the person who is bitten does not receive rabies vaccination, he will... he will... he will live well!
Pet type: Can be captured. Pet star rating: ★★☆ Strength max: ★☆ Agility max: ★★★☆ Physique max: ★★☆ Hit max: ★★Crit max: ★ “Looks like I
I usually kill too few monsters. I usually kill the boss directly, and I ignore the mobs. Oh, it really gives me a headache." I rubbed my temples and laughed at myself.
The Dance God pursed his lips angrily, glanced at me coldly, and said: "Brother-in-law, you are really good at pretending to be 13, and you are so good at taking advantage of it. Just say that those bosses are refreshed from time to time, and you happened to hit them all."
False, then you can’t build a memorial arch just because you’re a prostitute!”
"Tmd, how can you talk to the elders? Do you know how to chat?" I kicked the Dance God and cursed with a smile.
The God of Dance knows very well that I am a kind-hearted person, and a kind-hearted person will not do anything too extreme, so the more he talks, the more nonsense he says: "Bah! I really can't talk, I'm really talkative."
Shit, I am worse than someone else."
At this moment, a white light suddenly flashed a hundred meters in front of us, and with it, the earth trembled! After a while, a huge snake tiger about five feet high was born.
It shook its huge head, looked up to the sky and roared: "Hoo~ Mr. Tiger is finally reborn! Who dares to kill me! Who dares to steal my tiger whip!"
"Sister, sister, sister, brother-in-law, look, it's the boss! Protect me!"
"Don't panic, let's see if I go to the meeting alone and kill this guy!"
‘Holy shit, you’re so lucky? What the hell!’ I thought beautifully in my heart.
I glanced at Snake Xinhu who was roaring in the distance. I gathered all my internal energy into my mouth and yelled: "Grandson! Grandpa is here to kill you!"
Hearing these words, Snake Xinhu felt quite familiar, so he narrowed his eyes and looked in the direction where I was, thinking to himself: "Hoo~ I have my dignity and tiger whip, which was taken away by this guy last time."
Yes! Although I am now very powerful, in order to defend my dignity and Tiger Whip, Lord Tiger, I'd better escape first!' Thinking of this, Snake Xinhu no longer hesitated, turned its huge tiger head and ran towards the distance,
I trampled countless monsters to death along the way.
The speed is so fast that it is astonishing to the heavenly tiger!
Taking two steps forward slowly, I took out the Golden Explosion and aimed it at Snake Nobuhu's butt.
"The six-pointed star breaks the miasma with multiple bullets!"
With an angry shout, six bullets were fired almost simultaneously, whizzing straight towards Snake Nobuhu's ass.
"Puch~"
A series of muffled sounds came from Snake Nobuhu's butt.
"Hoo~ Mr. Tiger, my strong buttocks! Damn it! You are so insidious!"
Looking at the roaring snakes and tigers in the distance, I raised the gold burst in my hand and aimed at the thing that was most important to it.
Seeing this, Snake Xinhu suddenly waved his paws at me in a very humane manner and said with a smile: "This boss, if you have something to say, please speak it carefully. Don't be impulsive. Impulsiveness is the devil. If you have any requests, just ask Mr. Tiger.
I grant your wish, here are the treasures that I have treasured for several minutes, and I will give them to you." After saying that, Snake Xinhu shook his body, and the two pieces of slightly shiny equipment fell to the ground.
When the Dance God saw this, he was shocked and said: "What the hell! I don't play like this!"
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