After regrouping with the Dance God, I slowly walked up to the teleportation point and said: "Five Dragon City!"
"I'm sorry, the transmission point of the location you are looking for has been damaged." An extremely unpleasant voice came to my ears!
"Ah! Damn! Fuck your sister! Brother-in-law, we can't go, how about we go onfoot?" The Dance God cursed in a low voice.
I glanced at the God of Dance and Snake Xinhu with a frown, and said in a low voice: "For the current plan, it seems that we can only go there on foot, but this game is so big, do you know where Wulong City is?"
The Dance God dragged his chin and rolled his eyes. After a while, he suddenly turned around in a circle, stabilized his body, snapped his fingers, and said with a smile: "Hey, brother-in-law, I know a place where you can find out the geographical location.
, how about we go take a look?"
"Where?"
"teahouse!"
"lead the way!"
"Let's go, Xiaobailou!" Snake Xinhu roared jokingly, and ran towards the northwest, with Dance God and I following behind.
Kaifeng City Tea House is located in a small alley on Northwest Street of Kaifeng Prefecture. If Snake Xinhu hadn't had a sensitive nose, we might have had to go through a lot of trouble to find this place.
Because Snake Xinhu was too big, I didn't let him follow him into the alley. Amid the playful laughter of the Dance God, I left five nests for Snake Xinhu and walked away.
When I entered the teahouse, the first thing I saw was a cross talk actor singing Allegro on the stage.
"With such a dozen bamboo boards, hey, let's not praise anything else! Let me praise this traditional delicacy, Goubuli steamed buns. What's so good about this Goubuli steamed bun? It has a thin skin, big fillings, and is very
Eight folds, like a flower..."
He glanced at the Dance God with a joking look. After seeing the look in my eyes, the Dance God immediately explained: "Haha, no, brother-in-law, I think you have misunderstood. If you want to ask something, you must go to Bai Xiaosheng here.
"
"Bai Xiaosheng? Who is he? Is there a wise man in the South or a Chou in the North? Ah?" I teased, making a face towards the Dance God.
The Dance God thought for a while and looked at me solemnly: "This is possible! Brother-in-law, you know too many secrets!"
"Stop talking nonsense and lead the way." I rubbed my temples and said helplessly.
The Dance God shook his head in confusion and thought to himself: "This person is really fickle. How far has he and my cousin developed? My cousin actually told him about such awesome people as Nan Xian and Bei Chou. Could it be that...
.....Oh...I see...' Thinking of this, the Dance God no longer hesitated, grabbed me and walked to the second floor of the teahouse.
Walking to a single room, the Dance God stopped.
Holding his fists outside the room, the Dance God looked at me solemnly and whispered to me: "This is where Bai Xiaosheng is. If you have anything to say, just ask. One thousand taels of gold is a question. Just give me the money
Just put it in this donation box and it'll be fine!" After that, the Dance God pointed to the donation box standing outside the room with the words 'disaster relief collection' written on it.
"You pay, and I ask the questions."
"Why?"
"Just because you have money! Being too rich is also a sin. Because I have no money, God arranged for a rich man to be by my side. I have always believed that the purpose of God's doing this is to make you pay off your sins."
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"Damn! Is there still such nonsense?"
"Then can you come up with the money? If you don't come up with it, I will strip you naked and hang you up on the top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris. I will risk spending the thousands of taels of gold sent across the country!"
"Damn it, you are willing to spend money to hurt others, and you are more stingy than anyone else when it comes to doing business! If you don't do such harm, can't I just go out?"
Before he finished speaking, the Dance God had already taken out ten dimensional coins and put them into the donation box.
"Ahem." I cleared my throat and said calmly to the door: "Hello, senior, I would like to ask where Wulong City is."
"ihavenoidea!"
"Fuck, Xiao Cheng, this girl is cheating money!"
"ihavenoidea!"
Looking at the Dance God angrily, I raised my leg and was about to kick the door.
At this moment, a strong and powerful voice came from inside the door and stopped me.
"Young hero, leave the door open under your legs!"
I stopped moving my legs, clasped my fists with both hands, saluted towards the door, and said to myself: 'Second Master Qin, Mr. Yuchi, I'm sorry for you two, I'm so rude, I hope you two can forgive me!' "Xiaoxia
Ah, I'm so sorry, I went out to take a nap just now, and the semiconductor in the house is set to automatically reply."
"What the hell? Semiconductor?" My face was full of surprise.
"Yes, it's semiconductors. What you are listening to now is Baixiaosheng Wulin Radio, sw545.10 MHz. Because business is so hot, I need to answer your questions in the form of a radio broadcast."
"Since you are using semiconductors, how do you know what questions I asked, and how did you know about my move to kick down the door just now?"
"Well, this is a business secret. You have no right to know. Your only right is to throw money into the donation box and ask questions. This is what you should do."
I was silent for a while, and when I was about to ask, Bai Xiaosheng interrupted me again.
"I know what you want to ask, because you have just asked. I advise you not to go to Wulong City, because it is as dangerous as the Dragon Pond and the Tiger's Den!"
"You don't need to worry about this. What you should do now is tell me how to get to Wulong City. I don't have time to talk nonsense with you here!" I will never maintain a friendly attitude towards profiteers.
"Oh, okay." Bai Xiaosheng sighed, as if he felt sorry for me: "I have sent people to put the map of Wulong City in the pawn shop, you can go."
"Huh!" I snorted coldly, and walked downstairs without thinking. When the Dance God saw this, he hurriedly saluted towards the door and said hastily: "Sir, don't be surprised, my little brother is ignorant.
, please be considerate. Farewell!"
When I came out of the alley, I looked at Snake Xinhu who was playing with Wowotou as a ball. I joked: "Tiger man, you had a lot of fun! I give you a task."
"Tiger Man? Who is Tiger Man?" Snake Xinhu tilted his head and looked at me, indicating that he was confused.
"Hiss." Taking a breath of cold air, I said calmly: "That's the name I gave you."
"Can you not call me by this name? It's so unpleasant."
"You have no right to refuse!"
"Fuck! Lord Tiger, I don't have the right to be a tiger!"
At this moment, the God of Dance caught up with him panting. He happened to hear Snake Xinhu's words and took a breath. The God of Dance suddenly burst into laughter and said: "Ah hahaha! Tiger's power? Tiger's power is nothing? Rights have always been
For human use! Unless you become a human, you will live under the crotch for the rest of your life! Ouch!"
"Hoo, Mr. Tiger, I have the urge to bite you to death! You can push a gentleman to such an extent, your courage is really commendable!"
"Humph! Gentleman? Oh no, it's okay. Don't worry about me. Just keep talking. I'll vomit and vomit. I'll get used to it after a while!"
Ignoring the aimless exchanges between the two, I walked forward. After walking not far, I stepped back again.
The God of Dance and Snake Shinhu looked at me with doubts on their faces and were about to speak. At this moment, I suddenly asked: "Where is the pawn shop?"
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