Snake Xinhu shook its huge head, then stretched out his paws to cover his forehead, and said coolly: "Nian Ye, you really make my head hurt!"
"I feel the same!" The Dance God glanced at me with contempt, uniting the front with Snake Nobuhu for the first time.
I ignored this man's rude teasing, and instead tugged my pants up hard.
The God of Dance and Snake Xinhu looked at my move in confusion. After a while, the God of Dance finally couldn't hold it any longer.
"Sister, brother-in-law, what are you doing? You don't pull your pants up when you act like a gangster, right?"
I glared at the God of Dance, and said slowly: "Don't say that I didn't remind you to pull up your pants when you tear your crotch while riding a tiger."
"Ah! I'm still brother-in-law, you know!" The Dance God covered his mouth and screamed, looking at Snake Xinhu with excitement on his face.
"Wait a minute, you don't really want to ride on my noble back, Lord Tiger, do you? Roar!" Snake Xinhu jumped twice on the spot, looked at me and the Dance God and said uneasily.
The God of Dance lifted up his pants and looked at Snake Xinhu with a wicked smile: "Hey sister! Lie down obediently and let me touch Tiger's butt too!"
"Touch your sister! Let's do business first!" I glanced at the Dance God with disdain and said firmly.
Dragging the dancing god onto the tiger's back, I took a breath, my legs suddenly exerted force, and I jumped onto the tiger's back. The whole set of movements was completed in one go, without any flaws! If there was a gymnastics coach by my side at this time, I would definitely be beaten.
Take it away! It will definitely be a matter of time to win glory for the country! And, uh, I digressed, back to reality.
"Master Tiger, let's walk!" I yelled as I patted Tiger on the back.
I saw Snake Xinhu scratching the ground with his hind paws twice, and imitating the horse's neighing sound: "His~his~his~hey~ Let's go, Xiaobailou!"
I just felt my body leaning back and suddenly lost my center of gravity. By the time I stabilized my body, Snake Xinhu had already run more than ten meters.
At this moment, the God of Dance sitting behind me suddenly said: "It's so exciting, racing! Fortunately, I have practiced the old tree root trick well, otherwise I would have fallen off."
Snake Xinhu had a tuft of tiger hair sprouted from his body, and his face was full of excitement.
Looking back at the two palm-sized bald spots in front of the Dance God, I was immediately shocked and said in a low voice: "What the hell! How the hell did you do this to others?"
Before the Dance God could answer, I suddenly shouted: "Master Tiger, how far are we from the pawn shop?"
"It's not far, Nian, please sit back and relax! Master Hu, I have a very good nose, and the smell of copper cannot escape my nose! Keep walking, Xiaobailou!" Snake Xinhu answered cheerfully.
One sound.
Looking at the dancing god who was hesitant to speak, I smiled at him and whispered: "It seems that Mr. Tiger still doesn't know that you have scratched his noble tiger skin bald."
The God of Dance held the handful of tiger hair in his hand and blew it away with a nonchalant expression. After a while, he smiled softly at me and said: "You must not let it know about this. Anyway, it can't see its own back."
back."
"So, you have to pay me hush money."
"Why? No, I said, brother-in-law, how much have you robbed me from since I met you? This is in the game, if it were outside, your behavior would already constitute a crime of blackmail!"
"Why Mao? I'm telling you why! This Tiger Lord is my favorite horse. If it were put in reality, it would be a Rolls-Royce level of transportation, right? Why don't you pay me for wiping off a piece of paint?
, you still take it seriously that you don’t regard me as your brother-in-law. If you don’t give me money today, I will really not recognize you as my brother-in-law! When we go out and talk about it, then who is Wang Xiaonian?
Disciple, hey, there’s only one generation difference! Who is Wang Xiaonian? Who is his father’s generation? How nice it sounds. Anyway, I don’t care. I just don’t know if so and so would mind. Besides, if the guy named Wang Xiaonian is not careful,
If you spill the beans in front of Master Hu, then so-and-so will turn around and have Master Tiger sweep you to death. Don’t say I didn’t remind you, my good disciple!”
"What the fuck!" The Dance God roared, causing passers-by to look at him and curse sb.
After a while, the Dance God rubbed his temples, blew out a stream of white smoke from his mouth, and whispered: "How much do you want?"
"One price! Five hundred thousand taels of gold!" I stretched out my hand and waved it in front of the Dance God.
"No, I said, brother-in-law, your appetite is getting bigger and bigger."
After glaring at the Dance God, I cleared my throat and yelled, "Master Tiger!"
"I'll give it, can't I give it to you?" The Dance God looked at me and said in a low voice through gritted teeth.
"Nian Ye, what's wrong with you? Don't worry, we'll be there soon. You have to have confidence in my speed, Master Hu!"
"Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Hu, I disturbed you. It's nothing. You can continue running!"
"Okay, keep walking, Xiaobailou!"
I smiled at the God of Dance, rubbed my face, and said: "Transfer the money immediately. Don't pretend to be 13 with me. You are so rich. You can save the money by skipping two good meals. We poor people just save."
You will never be able to save this amount in your lifetime. Just think of it as helping the poor, which will make you feel better! Besides, I am doing this for your sister's sake."
"How do you say that?" The Dance God looked at me doubtfully.
Shrugging my eyebrows, I looked at the Dance God pretending to be embarrassed and said: "You also know that your sister and you are both from rich families. If I want to marry your sister, I must be rich. Otherwise, I can't
Are you having a naked wedding with your sister? So, if you give me money, you are giving money to your sister, the same thing! If you don't give it now, it means that the family relationship between you and your sister is not deep enough!
So I can’t admit that you are my brother-in-law. Just tell me, is that true?”
The Dance God scratched the back of his head, frowned slightly, and said "Hey", then suddenly clapped his hands and said: "It really makes sense! Brother-in-law, you think far enough! Okay, I will transfer the money to you right away.
!”
After a while, I looked at the extra one million in my account, and thought over and over in my mind what the God of Dance had just said to me: "Brother-in-law, for the sake of my sister's happiness, I will give you one million in cash."
Funding!”
What does it mean to count money for others after being sold? The God of Dance is a typical example of such characters. The God of Dance standing next to me is equivalent to having an ATM next to me. When I want to withdraw money, I can just
Whenever you withdraw money, it will be more respectable.
"Nian Ye, Wu Mao, Hu Ye, I have lived up to everyone's expectations and finally brought you to your destination." Snake Xinhu suddenly stopped and lay down on the ground.
Throwing the God of Dance back to the ground, I patted Snake Xinhu on the back: "Master Tiger, thank you, I'll treat you to a big pig's knuckle later!" After that, I jumped off the tiger's back, pulled the God of Dance and headed towards the pawn shop.
Go inside.
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