"Kill yourself first for Wei Mao, and then kill everyone in the world?" Hearing the thin man's words, I couldn't help but joke: "Don't you think that's too stupid to do that? It should be after killing everyone in the world first
Are you going to kill yourself again?"
"I know your sister!~" The thin man gave me a look of disdain: "If you can kill a boss above the top level of Akatsuki, then I will definitely be able to transform into Satan directly after my death. The profession of destroying the world is also
It’s not a fantasy anymore.”
Sure enough, the way a thin person thinks is beyond my imagination.
"Actually, the level 45 you saw was not caused by a system failure! I hope you can understand this!" I peeled the banana, took a bite, and nodded.
Hearing what I said, the thin man was shocked: "Well, okay, I want to tell you something~" The thin man looked at me with an unusually bitter expression and said.
"You can tell me and listen." I stood up from the sofa, hid aside, and said with a smile.
I know that this guy wants to use his vicious dog attack skills on me, but I'm afraid I'm going to let him down, because I already have a complete understanding of this guy's next move.
"Okay, you win!" The thin man nodded and gave up the idea of killing me. In fact, he attacked me so many times and never succeeded once.
"I think I won too!" I nodded and sat back.
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The thin man sat next to me, picked up the remote control on the coffee table, and turned on the TV: "Tell me, how did you kill that top-level Akatsuki boss? It was not just a matter of one person's strength.
Things that can be accomplished." This guy's eyes were staring straight at the TV, his face full of melancholy. I thought that the fact that I killed a top-level Akatsuki boss must be a big blow to this guy.
, because the gap between us has begun to widen, and it’s not just a matter of small things.
I was also looking at the TV with my eyes fixed, but the expression on my face was absolutely dangyang: "In fact, the top-level Akatsuki boss was not killed by me, but drowned.
However, I asked Fu Jiang to attack that guy before, so the system judged that guy’s experience to me, and it is precisely because of this that my level was directly raised to level 45."
"Drown?! I'll wipe it. How dare you not be so bloody?" The thin man put his hands on his chin, but always kept his eyes on the TV.
"He really drowned. He jumped into the water and it took him two minutes to die. According to my estimation, this guy's blood should be above 5000000000 points. Killing me is just a matter of one move. In fact, I
Die for once!"
"Didn't lose the level?!"
"Of course, I have an immortal demonic body, so it's very difficult to die!"
"I knew it!"
"I was cut into two pieces by the sword energy released by the top-level Akatsuki boss." I nodded, my voice was very calm. This was entirely to match the atmosphere created by me and the thin man.
Now, both of us are narrators, but we are both protagonists of the story. This atmosphere can make people feel immersed in the scene.
"That's really unfortunate." The thin man smiled and asked, "Does it hurt?"
"Actually, that feeling is like swallowing a mouthful of dog shit. The pain is only temporary and will pass after a while. You know what I want to say." I began to answer the thin man's question in an anti-stream of consciousness way of speaking.
This question.
"Oh, I don't know. I just want to know how you know what dog poop tastes like. Have you ever eaten it?"
"No, I have only drank cat poop coffee. It is the only feces I have ever touched with my mouth in my life~"
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"Uh-huh, what you said is really disgusting." The thin man changed his tone to a teasing tone.
"Nausea can bring people a desire for knowledge. The more disgusting things they see, the stronger a person's desire for knowledge will be. You must know that Sherlock Holmes solves cases because of his strong desire for knowledge~" I responded
A word from thin man.
"Don't associate me with this kind of thing, Watson." The thin man said in a humorous tone.
"How shameless." I smiled, and then continued: "I am currently studying the skills left by the boss above the top Akatsuki level, but before that, I have to take a nap first, you know
, I didn’t sleep a wink all night last night.”
"Did you go steal chickens?" The thin thief smiled and immediately asked me: "Oh, I remembered that you went to chase Yuan Niang's men last night." The thin man was already fascinated by playing games.
, this happened not long ago, and he had almost forgotten about it.
"So I have to sleep for a few hours at a time. It's inevitable that those guys won't come again tonight. Let me tell you, Mr. Shou, for at least a week, you and I have to take turns guarding and we can't let up." Looking at Slim Man, my face changed.
One righteousness, Tao.
Seeing this, the thin man nodded and said: "I know, this kind of thing cannot be done carelessly. If you don't pay attention, your life will be dead~" This guy is quite knowledgeable.
"How long have you been meditating on the secret book now?" The thin man moved his eyes away from my face and turned back to the TV. At this time, the TV was playing Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf.
"Qie Tai~" I said softly.
After hearing my order, the thin man dialed a station, which was playing Penguins of Madagascar. The boss was speaking now: "Get your tools ready, cool, we are about to take action. Rookie, how far is it from the target?!"
"You can watch this~" I nodded, indicating that the animation was quite good.
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"Please don't change the subject~" The thin man looked at me and said softly.
"At least one week, my Yingyue** should be able to be completed. Otherwise, it will be difficult to break the pattern where I am." Smiling, I turned my attention to the ground. In fact, I have a very good one.
You can try it with the bug, but I don't know if it will succeed.
"We can rescue you!" The thin man nodded: "Actually, you don't have to put in so much effort." The thin man looked confident, saying that he was very confident that he could rescue me from this predicament.
"Believe me, if anyone dares to rescue me, all of us will be killed without exception."
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