"Because the monsters guarding our door, the ones with the lowest health points are all at 30,000,000 points. I will tell you that the gangsters with less than 20,000 points of health will be killed in an instant?" Looking at the thin man, I raised my eyebrows.
Although the appearance is not ferocious enough, it is Weisuo enough.
"Hiss~" Taking a breath of cold air, the thin man shrugged and said with a smile: "In that case, it would be better for me to stay in the Duzun Building, but what do you mean by that bug?"
Hearing this, I laughed evilly and said: "Actually, there are a lot of bamboo dragonflies in my package. The effect of bamboo dragonflies is that they can bring their pets and servants to them no matter how far away they are. If I
If I really can't hold on any longer, I will use that thing to summon the natives and then escape."
Hearing my plan, the thin man frowned, then clapped his hands and exclaimed: "What a great idea!" After saying that, the guy stood up, walked to the door, and continued: "I'll go buy some food and come back first."
Then, this guy opened the door and got out.
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At this time, I was sitting alone on the sofa, watching the Penguins of Madagascar on TV, and I was thinking a lot. Firstly, it was difficult for me to worry about the bad things in the game. Secondly, there were so many things in reality.
Sister Yuan's group of dark forces were secretly spying on my every move and wanted to send me to the hospital. The double pressure made me breathless.
"Creak~" With a soft sound, Gongsun Xiao walked out of the room. Seeing me looking at her, the girl was so frightened that she took a step back, covered her chest, and said coquettishly: "Oh, Brother Xiaonian, you
It scares me to death, what’s that look in your eyes?”
I rolled my eyes and replied helplessly: "What kind of eyes are you looking at?"
"What's wrong? Are you feeling depressed today? Do you feel empty, lonely and cold without Sister Yuanyuan and I by your side?" Chiluoluo's teasing is absolutely fatal to any man, except, of course, the second chair.
I took a closer look at this girl and saw that this girl was not taking the cute route today, but the enchanting route. To be honest, I like her Qi 13 short skirt.
"I have been teased by women all day today. Are you trying to seduce me into committing a crime by wearing this outfit?" After looking up and down at Gongsun Xiao, I rubbed my hands and pursed my lips, with a look like Brother Pig on my face.
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Seeing this, Gongsun Xiao subconsciously protected her chest. In her memory, her two lumps of fat were the easiest places for me to attack, just like what happened yesterday evening.
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I curled my lips, ignored this girl, and continued watching TV.
Seeing this, Gongsun Xiao began to take the initiative to talk to me: "Brother Xiaonian, don't you want to see what happened to the post I posted yesterday?"
Hearing this, I covered my cheeks: "Twice-cooked pork is delicious, but not affordable. In my opinion, I'd better save some money."
"Are you still angry with me?" Looking at me, Gongsun Xiao raised his eyebrows.
"When will your grandma come back?" I directly changed the subject.
"In half a month." After the girl said this, she thought about it again and asked, "What's wrong?"
I covered my face, rubbed it twice, and said vaguely: "Oh, my God, I have to suffer for another half month. I don't remember what sins I committed in my previous life!"
After hearing what I said, Gongsun Xiao realized that I was making a joke on her. In this way, the question that girl asked me earlier would be over, and my plan would be successfully completed.
After all, there are some things that this girl can’t say. Although we live under the same roof now, after all, people’s hearts are so different that this girl can’t be as strong as me and the thin guy. Therefore, I can’t put my
Tell her your true strength, otherwise, things may go wrong.
Think about it, how many heroes have died at the hands of women in this world.
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As I said that, I stood up suddenly. Seeing this, Gongsun looked at me with a smile, covered his face lightly and said, "Brother Xiaonian, what are you going to do?"
Hearing this, I looked at her and said expressionlessly: "Didn't you just say you wanted to take me to see the post? Now is a good time~" As I said that, I took a step towards my own
Walk to the room.
After being stunned for a moment, Gongsun Xiao followed closely and closed the door. I didn't expect that this girl would be so open-minded.
Sitting in front of the computer, I opened the screen and found the post I had made. Although it was not pinned to the top, it was still relatively high up. When I clicked on the post, I found that there were over 100 million replies.
However, most of the replies were greeting me: "Is lz still alive now?"
"Lz, offending Sister Yuan is about the same as offending Sister Kayako and Sister Sadako. In the end, it will lead to death. I suggest you go out and avoid the limelight first."
Some of the replies praised my relatively good skills. I guess they were from foreign friends: "I played well and my skills are top-notch. If I were to lead the team, I think the team would have been wiped out in the fifth level. Even though
This is just a simple copy, but the danger within it is unquestionable."
"Room 45976 is short of people, Tongziling dungeon, efficiency team, drive when full, led by level 33 shaman, there are undead in the team, come with high attack or high explosion! Stable team, farm all night~"
Some people are looking for a team in the reply to the post. I looked at the time and it was only a few seconds after it was posted. Unfortunately, I really don’t have that time now. Otherwise, with my current attack power, even a flat cut can be done in seconds.
boss.
"Do you have time, sir? Please bring me dungeons and missions, all kinds of boots, unlimited! The rookie is in urgent need of a master, do you dare to accept me?" This is a typical head that wants to be scolded, so I responded to him
One sentence: 'Is it a boy or a girl? Just take the women, and don't talk about the men. To be honest, if you look so good that I would be outraged by both men and gods, I really wouldn't dare to take you.'……………………
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As long as those people ask me if I am dead, I will directly say: "I am still alive and well~"
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