"Brother-in-law, what should I do if it insults you?" The Dance God frowned and pointed at Snake Xinhu's huge head to add fuel to the fire.
After thinking for a while, I slowly spit out two words from my mouth: "Cold salad!"
After hearing this, the Dance God scratched the back of his head and asked me doubtfully: "Is the tiger meat salad delicious? This is not salmon. I think it is better to steam it!"
I smiled at the God of Dance, patted Snake Xinhu's thick tiger back, and said, "Master Hu, you said they are not generals, but do you know who they are?"
"Roar!" Snake Xinhu roared, nodded its huge tiger head, and said confidently: "Master Tiger, of course I know who they are. They are just three mortals, two men and one woman. The generals have that
I can smell the murderous atmosphere ten miles away. If the generals come, I don’t need you to tell me Nian, Master Hu, I would have turned around and left!"
"Thank you, Lord Tiger." Chong Snake Xinhu thanked him, and I turned around and continued to say to Dance God: "Xiao Cheng, it's up to you to decide how to eat it. Anyway, our dinner tonight will be tiger meat!"
When the Dance God heard what I said, he immediately became energetic. He stood up from the tiger's back and did a somersault in the air. Then he sat down again and said with a smile: "Haha, no problem! By the way, I really don't know.
Know what tiger meat tastes like.”
"Roar!" Snake Xinhu looked up to the sky and roared, his voice full of sadness.
I patted Tiger on the back and said with a smile: "Master Tiger, I'll give you a chance to atone for your sins. How about we go down now and see who those three are?"
Snake Xinhu thought for a while and cried: "Nian Ye, you'd better eat me, Master Tiger. Rather than being eaten by those zombies with no skin or bones left, I might as well be eaten by you, Master Tiger."
.Leave a set of bones to prove that I, Lord Tiger, still existed in this world. In this way, Lord Tiger, I can still reflect some of the value of a 'tiger' life."
"Master Hu, you have misunderstood my brother-in-law. He means to let us fly in the sky and just put him down alone. Brother-in-law, you are right about this, right?" The Dance God smiled playfully at me,
The level of wretchedness in his expression was enough for me to cut him into pieces again and again, until there was no trace of him left.
I glared at the Dance God and said softly: "Xiaocheng, I didn't realize it. You are very thoughtful, and you are circling around the Yin me, right? But yes, I will go down alone this time, wait until I am in danger
, I’d better fire my gun into the sky, and you can just come down and pick me up when the time comes!”
"Yessir! If you die, give me a dream and tell me where you lost your equipment. I will start running away after I picked it up. Don't worry, you will never find me, hehe." The Dance God smiled at me, wretchedly.
's reply.
Ignoring the Dancing God's teasing, I patted the tiger on the back and yelled: "Let's go, Xiaobailou!" As soon as I finished speaking, the snake understood the tiger's intention, kicked its paws twice, and scurried down happily.
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Ten meters above Wulong City, the Dance God whispered to me: "Brother-in-law, those three people seem to have discovered us. The old man's face is really sad, just like a sculpture. But the man following him
The girls are pretty good. Especially that girl, she is so handsome! Tsk, the one with the little face is like Diao Chan! Then, brother-in-law, you go down, we have to evacuate first."
"Go." I informed Xiang Wushen and Snake Xinhu. I jumped down and happened to land on the roof of a house close to Wulongcheng Central Street.
I looked around, and after confirming that there was no danger, I took out the thunder hammer and turned on the switch. The Nine Heavens Divine Thunder Shuttle burst out of the hammer. I shook my hand and nailed the shuttle to the ridge of another house. I unfolded
The body technique flew toward the central street like a volley in the sky.
Lying in the back of the room, I poked my head out to look at the street for a few times. I saw two men and one woman walking on the street with paper money in their hands and muttering from time to time: "The Yin people are on their way."
, Yang people avoid it!" And the Maotian Corpse followed them obediently, with a talisman seal affixed to its head.
At this moment, the leading old man suddenly raised his head, his eyes so sharp that they seemed to be able to draw away people's souls. At the same time, he shook his hand fiercely, and a piece of paper money flew out of his hand like a sharp knife, heading straight towards
Calling from my location.
Not daring to hesitate, I suddenly lowered my head and heard a crisp sound of "Duo", as if something was broken.
"Aren't you coming out yet, little friend? Do you really want me to invite you out in person?" The old man stroked his beard and said towards where I was.
To my ears, although the old man's voice was not loud, every word was sonorous and powerful. It was like a sharp needle piercing my ears, making my ears buzz. I poked my head out and took a look,
I was so startled that I broke out in a cold sweat. I saw that the paper money that the old man had just casually typed out actually broke through the tiles and was nailed into the house like a sharp weapon. I sighed to myself, "What a strong internal force", and I jumped into the street.
He cupped his fists and said with a smile: "Senior, you have great kung fu. Your skill of flying paper into stone is unparalleled in ancient and modern times."
While talking, I took a closer look at him and the man and woman behind him.
Mao Xiaoyuan (Unknown Level) Happy Baby - lv14 Melancholy Boy - lv13 After reading the names of the old man, I felt that it was very ordinary, just an NPC. However, after reading the names of the two young people, I couldn't help but feel shocked
Surprised, I thought to myself: 'This man and woman are actually players! They probably have hidden professions like me.' I saw the beautiful girl named Happy Baby suddenly made a face at me, walked slowly in front of me, turned around and smiled
Said: "Master, brother, look, it's a living person!"
The melancholic boy shyly looked at his handsome face as if it was covered by dark clouds, and said calmly: "It is indeed a living person. This is the fourth person I have encountered since entering the game who can breathe. But it is really disappointing, I thought
It’s going to be a pretty girl coming.”
"You are the one who broke into my city and released all my zombies, right?" Mao Xiaoyuan glared at Happy Baby and Melancholy Boy, pointed at me and asked.
Looking at Mao Xiaoyuan with a cold look on his face, I said with disdain in my heart: 'What the fuck! Another tmd encounter! What a tmd grandson, if you encounter a coward, you will bully him to death! Wait for me later.
nb, I’ll pull out your hair and stab you to death!” Although I think so in my heart, I won’t say it in my mouth. As the saying goes - if you don’t slap a smiling person, let’s bet on your tone in the spring and wait until the autumn.
We’ll settle the score later!
I smiled at Mao Xiaoyuan, clasped my fists and said, "You are always a senior, how come you can't get along with us juniors? There are many things that juniors have offended, so please forgive me."
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