"Hey nb! I didn't mean to say that your defense is higher than mine now. Although your health is a little less than mine, it is still limited. Brother, you are now the mountain protector among the four protectors of Fenglin Huoshan in our gang, right? You are so powerful.
As a profession, the third level already has such powerful attributes. In the future, when you are promoted to the ninth level Crystal Barrier Warrior, who else can regret touching you!" I stretched out my thumb at the butcher, and I said with a bad smile.
"Haha!" The butcher laughed naively, then lowered his head and said coquettishly: "I am the Mountain Guardian, but the promotion of this profession is very slow. It is easy to go from level 1 to level 3, and there is no need to accept promotion tasks.
But if you want to be promoted to the fourth level, you must go to the professional temple in the main city to accept the promotion task. Now I can only be promoted to the fourth level Crystal Barrier Warrior by completing promotion tasks after a certain value reaches the full value!"
"Then what is a certain value?" I said it casually, and it just happened to let me talk about the key point!
After the butcher heard my question, he raised his head and smiled naively at me, and said: "It's nothing. That thing seems to be called 'Tian Yuan'. It's written in English. We country people don't understand it very well. By upgrading, you can defeat monsters.
PK and so on can obtain this 'Tian Yuan' value."
"Oh, it turns out that there are special channels for upgrading special professions like yours! I thought you, like us, upgraded and changed professions by directly defeating monsters!" Leng Tou Qing scratched the back of his head, frowned and smiled.
Hearing Duqing's words, I thought to myself: "This person is very scheming. If I hadn't asked the key to it, I really don't know what he would have hidden! This person needs to be paid more attention to by the thin man. If he acts too rebellious,
As for his attitude, I can't explain it, so I had to come and clear his data in person!" Although I thought so in my heart, I couldn't say it with my mouth. I smiled at the butcher and continued: "Oh, so that's it! Brother
, from now on, our brothers will help you brush up monsters, upgrade them, etc. when we have time."
"Haha, thank you, Brother Nian!" The butcher continued to maintain his naive style and thanked me.
"You're welcome. Brothers, there's no need to say thank you for helping each other. You really don't think so! By the way, Mr. Shou, where is the remaining brother? Who is this?" After saying polite words to the butcher, I twisted.
Afterwards, I started chatting with the thin man again.
The thin man glared at me and said, "Nian, do you have eyes? This girl is obviously a big girl, is it appropriate for you to call me a brother?"
"What the fuck! Is this a girl? Why does she look more manly than me? She's so handsome and a woman as good as a man! Is this Hua Mulan? She was shortlisted for our exclusive building for her father? That's right!
"Drawing my chin, I looked up and down at this neutral man whose ID was 'man, give me a smile for my sister', and said in an almost joking tone.
I saw this woman wearing a classic Chinese dress with dragon patterns, an authentic shaved head covered with hair wax, a melon-shaped face without a trace of makeup, big eyes, a high nose bridge, thin lips, and thick eyebrows
, how can he be so handsome? The most important thing I almost forgot to mention is that the male hormones in Ya's body exceed the female hormones, and her two beautiful mustaches are hung on her lips.
At this time, she was looking me up and down. After a while, she suddenly laughed and cursed: "Are you seeking death, you pretty boy? Tell me your current address, and I will find someone to chop you to death! I won't kill you if I don't.
If you become a second-degree disabled person, you have been living on the street for so many years for nothing!" After that, she took out a pack of DJ from her arms and started playing.
"Hiss." I took a breath of cold air, and I circled around her and started to play: "Are you a gangster? You are such a fucking bastard! A DJ who dares to smoke is not good enough in this day and age.
, it is popular among gangsters to roll their own cannons (dry cigarettes) and smoke them! Did you see the piles of dry leaves under the curb? Pick them up, crush them, and roll them into toilet paper. That’s a good smoke! You don’t understand!”
"Yes, I really don't understand. After I understood, I choked to death!" The man smiled at her, raised his eyebrows, and joked to me.
I frowned and glanced at this 'Black Sister', and I suddenly smiled and said: "Sister, you really know how to joke. By the way, what position do you hold in our Duzun Building? Are you in charge of the Pojun Hall? With your momentum,
, With the way you dress, who can be dissatisfied with your command of the Pojun Hall?" As the saying goes, speak what others say when you see them, and speak nonsense when you see ghosts. The momentum is not right. We just have to follow what others say. This is the way to be a human being!
"You little naughty boy, your mouth is so sweet. My bones are so sweet! Here is a plate of 'Five Treasures Bitter Melon Honey Jelly Preserves'. Take it and taste it. It will neutralize it and save you the trouble of searching around."
Seducing someone else's little girl." The man smiled at my sister and suddenly took out a crisper box from the package and handed it to me, and then snarled at Happy Baby with a tangled expression.
"Oh, that's my niece. To be honest, I'm eighty-eight years old now. Do you know what black-haired childlike face is? To be honest, I am this type." I waved my hand indifferently and continued talking to her.
Hu Kan.
"Why don't you die? Get it out of me immediately!" He sucked a complete DJ into a cigarette butt. He smiled at me and blew a puff of thick smoke into my face, sneering.
After a slight sniff, I continued to joke: "It's mint flavor! It's so cool! Stop talking, monsters will attack the city soon, and these are the only ones here? Where are the rest of the gang?" After that, I opened it.
The man smiled and handed the lunch box to me, took out a piece of candied bitter melon and took a bite.
"They said they might not be able to stop those monsters, so they didn't come. Therefore, we have to do it ourselves! In a while, you can make me some potions of medicine to make up for the basket. You know
"In the past there was a sea of undead skeletons, but now there is a field of Slender Man's bombs!" Let me show you what infinite bombers are!" Slender Man put his hands in his pockets, shrank his neck, and said with a lewd smile.
Ignoring the thin man, I handed the lunch box to Wu Shen and the others, and said with a smile: "Are you hungry? Eat it, eat it, you are hungry!"
The Dance God did not hesitate. He took the lunch box and started to gnaw it with the melancholic boy and the others. While chewing, he said vaguely: "Brother-in-law, please don't ask me to help you in a while. You also know that my level is low now."
, I have to finish playing if I scratch my skin a little bit! So, I’d better go to the roof to watch the battle!” After that, the Dance God walked around us and walked into the building, without even saying hello to the thin man and the others.
"Don't worry about it. If you try to scare him for a while, this kid will give in! By the way, Mr. Shou, I still have some magic medicine with me. Do you want it? I usually don't need it."
"Yes, how many do you have? My 'Duoqing Double Treasure Yin and Yang Ring Method' is worried that I don't have the internal strength to maintain it!" Duoqing suddenly said something.
"About two tons."
"Go to hell, tell me the truth, how many tonic medicines do you have? Sister, here are foods that can replenish a lot of qi and blood!" The man smiled at her and lit a cigarette, and said calmly.
I rolled my eyes at her, shook the package, poured a bunch of bottles and cans on the ground, and said with a smile: "There should be enough here for two kilograms, right? They are all qi-tonifying elixirs. You can use them as peanuts."
Bar!"
"Fuck me, you're worse than me!" Leng Touqing expressed his heartfelt remarks.
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