"By the way, brother Xiaonian, what is your occupation? Tell us about it." The butcher smiled at me and said immediately.
"That's right, Brother Nian, tell me what your occupation is, and let me know!" The man smiled at his sister and echoed.
I shrugged, took it out in my arms, and took a bottle of 'Wu Liang Ye' in my hand. I raised the bottle and glanced at them, and I started to say: "If this bottle is sprinkled from the city wall,
, half the city will fall! What do you think I do?"
At this moment, Yi Dao Xiao, who had not spoken for a long time, clapped his hands and said suddenly, "Oh, I understand. Brother, your profession is a terrorist! Is this bottle filled with nitroglycerin?"
Hearing Yidao Xiao's ridiculous answer, I quickly shook the bottle twice. After a while, I curled my lips and said helplessly: "Brother Xiao, you usually don't like to talk. What are you thinking about?"
What? If this thing were nitroglycerine, everyone would be dead if I just shook it twice!"
"That's right, Brother Xiao, you'd better find a corner and squat down to hurt yourself! How can this be nitroglycerine? According to my understanding of Brother Nian for many years, this bottle must be something like Dabu Powder.
Do you know Baotai Yijin Wan? After eating it, your strength will be doubled! According to my opinion, this bottle should be 'Sanchun Powder'. Do you know the saying that has been circulating on the Internet for many years? 'Brother Xinchun, you can live forever.
Resurrection on the spot, full of health, full of magic and full of buffs! 'Leopard Ti Yi Jin Wan' is blessed with twice the skill. Brother Chun's influence is definitely better than that of Bao Ti Yi Jin Wan. Therefore, these three Chun Powder's skill blessing is at least
It’s three times! In addition..." Half an hour later, Song Ying Xianyang finished his speech and took it out of the package.
As soon as I had a bottle of Coke, I opened it and took a sip without saying anything.
I kicked the thin man who was already asleep on the ground and kicked him up. I said with a smile: "Lao Gao, you are quite good at pinching. You will come here in half an hour after talking. Well, you don't have to reply, otherwise you will have to worry about it again."
Talk for half an hour! My profession is actually a medicine boy. This bottle of medicine is called Wuliangye, which is made by neutralizing five kinds of good poisons! It is the best poison! If this bottle is vaporized, although it will not
As for making people die immediately, if an ordinary player sucks it in, half of his life will definitely be lost. However, this thing must be used with caution. If the wind direction suddenly changes, it is very likely that he will be poisoned to death."
"Oh my god, Brother Nian, if you encounter a mage-type profession like me who is wide and fat, wouldn't it be impossible to run? If you take a sip of this thing, it will definitely be like drinking dichlorvos mixed with water.
, there is absolutely no way I can save him!" Kuangshi Tongzi took the 'Wu Liang Ye' from my hand, opened it and smelled it, and lost more than 60 points of blood. He hurriedly closed the bottle cap, and then made his own statement
Reflections on poisoning.
I grabbed the bottle from his hand and put it back in my arms. I smiled and said, "Be careful to poison you! This is not how the Five Liang Liquids are used. Smelling the liquid will only reduce your energy and blood. You have to pour it directly into the food."
Or evaporate it into a gaseous state and scatter it in the air to achieve the greatest effect! But you, you are actually a mage? It is really unbelievable!"
"It's necessary! Not only that, I am also one of the best fighting mage among the mage!" Peerless Tongzi said to me with his head held high and his chest high, with a arrogant attitude.
I glanced at him with disdain, and I joked: "How come the fireballs drawn by the battle mage are better than others? I tell you, it's useless in front of me! I just took out a knife, and it was the player who was cut.
You must die!"
"Bah, get the hell out of here!" Kuangshi Tongzi pushed me and then joked: "But don't mention it yet, the fireball I pulled out is indeed three times bigger than the one drawn out by other mages.
At least it doesn’t look like the braised lion’s head!”
I stretched out my thumb and gestured to Kuangshi Tongzi, and I said lightly: "You nb." After that, I turned my head and continued to talk to the thin man: "Slender man, we only have a few people guarding the city now.
Whether we can hold it or not is another matter. Everyone, listen up. If we can’t hold it, our Duzun Building will be disbanded. It will not look good to anyone if we tell you. Moreover, you will get 100,000 yuan in vain! If you hold it, you will be successful.
Thousands of bones withered, we will become famous all over the world from now on! From now on, no one dares to look down upon us if we say that we are going to dominate the tower! If we fight today, we will be benevolent if we don’t succeed! In the worst case, we will start all over again. If the heart is there, the dream is there
, the worst I can do is to start all over again..." Afterwards, I touched my hand, and a wonderful tone that could dazzle flies poured out of my mouth, lingering in the sky above Duzun Tower, and could not be dispersed for a long time.
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"Blood!" The thin man suddenly shouted out his family name in the Franken family, then he covered his ears, frowned and shouted to the crowd: "I see, we don't have to go into battle in person, let's just get high
Stand up a decibel loudspeaker on the city wall! Let Nian Ye stand on the city wall and sing loudly into the big speaker! Then we hide in the building and punch each other in the ears to deafen each other to avoid being affected by his sonic power.
Arrived! After half an hour, let’s go out and take a look, eh, the world is quiet, and there are corpses of monsters everywhere.”
"Tsk, tsk, what a great idea." After a sigh of praise, I continued: "Okay, I'll sing another song, something exciting - My Sun!"
Just when I took a deep breath and was about to sing with my powerful voice that made professional tenors look at me, Duoqing suddenly stood up, folded his hands on his chest, and said coolly: "Compared to singing, the most important thing now is singing.
Prepare a battle plan, Brother Nian, you have more ideas, can you tell us how we should defend it?"
When I heard about Duoqing, I started to get serious. After thinking for a while, I frowned and asked, "Does our gang have any liquor or kerosene?"
Before waiting for a passionate reply, an unruly voice suddenly came from diagonally above our position: "I didn't find the strong wine, but I found a bottle of Australian Matilin Cabernet Merlot dry red wine produced in 2011.
, but it’s strange to say that this wine smells like blood when you drink it?” I raised my head and looked around, and finally, my eyes were located on the third floor of the main building of the Duzun Building, and I saw the Dance God standing there.
Leaning in the wooden corridor on the third floor, he is holding a glass of red liquid like blood in his right hand. Look at the wine bottle he is holding in his left hand. It is not the one I used to drink wine with the thin man last time.
, which one will it be?
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